《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Random Incorrect Quotes and Scenarios -
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Daichi: Mr. Asahi, do you have anything you want to add?
Asahi: *bangs hand on the table*
(Y/n): *gasp*
(Y/n): *looks to the side at Tanaka*
Tanaka: *gives (Y/n) the same look*
Tanaka: *bangs hand on table two times, then stomps foot on the floor*
Yamaguchi: Ummmm... whats happening?
Tsukishima who knows whats happening: ... i know whats gonna happen but i wanna see how it turns out so i wont say anything
Yachi: really? what do you think will happen
Kiyoko who also gets it: you'll see, hitoka-chan
(Y/n): *bang, bang, stomp*
Nishinoya: oh- *bang, bang, stomp, in sync with (Y/n)*
(Y/n) and Tanaka: *bang, bang, stomp, bang, bang, stomp*
The forgotten trio, joining in because they get it: *bang, bang, stomp, bang, bang, stomp*
Tanaka: Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Hinata: wait what-
Kageyama: ummmm ... wtf-
(Y/n): Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
Sugawara who knows exactly what is happening: You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Daichi: what the-
Nishinoya: Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
(Y/n), Tanaka, Noya, and Suga: We will, we will rock you
The forgotten trio: *is still in the bg making the beat for them*
Daichi: PEACE IN THE COURT!! PEACE IN THE COURT!!!!
Tendou: Oh my! Kenjirou, (Y/n), you look like you havent a wink of sleep last night!
Shirabu: Bold of you to even assume i sleep
(Y/n) who stayed up instead of sleeping for the last 2 weeks to help shirabu study: sleeping is for the weak... *yawns*
Goshiki: ... OK, you two were living off of coffee weren't you?
Shirabu: Perhaps
Semi: that's not healthy
(Y/n): *mumbling* being healthy is for the weak... *dozing off*
Ushijima: are you sure, (Y/n)?
(Y/n): being sure is for the weak... *shut down completely, and fell asleep*
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Oikawa: (Y/n)-chan, you did great today
(Y/n): Thanks Tooru. I'm still sad that we lost though
Ushijima: well, maybe if you came to sh-
(Y/n): Nope, never attending (shitty)ratorizawa. never ever
Oikawa: WOW! You really make me proud (Y/n)-chan!
Kuroo: (Y/n)
(Y/n): Hmm?
Kuroo: Have you seen Kenma?
(Y/n): He's not coming today
Yaku: Why?
Lev: Oh, Kenma-san isn't here?
Yamamoto: Yeah
Yaku: OK, but back to the topic at hand, why is he at home? Is he OK?
(Y/n): I guess
Kuroo: So why is he not here?
(Y/n): Yesterday, Yamamoto, Kenma, and I were having a sleepover at his house, right?
Kuroo: Right
Yamamoto: A-and, *sniffles* and I suggested that we watch anime
(Y/n): And I recommended Banana Fish, *sigh*
Yamamoto: And *at the verge of tears* and we were like "oh, ok lets watch it." And as it turns out, this MASOCHIST of a human named (Y/n) LOVES SAD ANIMES AND WE ALL ENDED UP CRYING
(Y/n): And Kenma cried so much, his mom took him to his therapist, so he wont be here today
Yamamoto: *at this point is about to cry*
(Y/n): Hey Tora
Yamamoto: What?
(Y/n): "My soul is forever with you"
Aran: What's up with that bruise on your head, (Y/n)?
Atsumu: Did someone hurt ya?!
Suna: I have a knife
Osamu: Do we need to dig a grave?
Kita: *already gone to look for whoever it is*
(Y/n): oh, haha, i fell off my bed head-first this morning
(Y/n): Akaashi! You are a lying BASTARD! You clearly cheated!
Akaashi: I swear I'm not cheating!
(Y/n): Don't deny it! The evidence is there! You and Bokuto! How could you?!
Bokuto: THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING (Y/N)!!!
Konoha: ... um... guys, it's just a typing race... we can have a re-match...
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