Daichi: Mr. Asahi, do you have anything you want to add?

Asahi: *bangs hand on the table*

(Y/n): *gasp*

(Y/n): *looks to the side at Tanaka*

Tanaka: *gives (Y/n) the same look*

Tanaka: *bangs hand on table two times, then stomps foot on the floor*

Yamaguchi: Ummmm... whats happening?

Tsukishima who knows whats happening: ... i know whats gonna happen but i wanna see how it turns out so i wont say anything

Yachi: really? what do you think will happen

Kiyoko who also gets it: you'll see, hitoka-chan

(Y/n): *bang, bang, stomp*

Nishinoya: oh- *bang, bang, stomp, in sync with (Y/n)*

(Y/n) and Tanaka: *bang, bang, stomp, bang, bang, stomp*

The forgotten trio, joining in because they get it: *bang, bang, stomp, bang, bang, stomp*

Tanaka: Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise

Hinata: wait what-

Kageyama: ummmm ... wtf-

(Y/n): Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday

Sugawara who knows exactly what is happening: You got mud on your face, you big disgrace

Daichi: what the-

Nishinoya: Kicking your can all over the place, singin'

(Y/n), Tanaka, Noya, and Suga: We will, we will rock you

The forgotten trio: *is still in the bg making the beat for them*

Daichi: PEACE IN THE COURT!! PEACE IN THE COURT!!!!

Tendou: Oh my! Kenjirou, (Y/n), you look like you havent a wink of sleep last night!

Shirabu: Bold of you to even assume i sleep

(Y/n) who stayed up instead of sleeping for the last 2 weeks to help shirabu study: sleeping is for the weak... *yawns*

Goshiki: ... OK, you two were living off of coffee weren't you?

Shirabu: Perhaps

Semi: that's not healthy

(Y/n): *mumbling* being healthy is for the weak... *dozing off*

Ushijima: are you sure, (Y/n)?

(Y/n): being sure is for the weak... *shut down completely, and fell asleep*

Oikawa: (Y/n)-chan, you did great today

(Y/n): Thanks Tooru. I'm still sad that we lost though

Ushijima: well, maybe if you came to sh-

(Y/n): Nope, never attending (shitty)ratorizawa. never ever

Oikawa: WOW! You really make me proud (Y/n)-chan!

Kuroo: (Y/n)

(Y/n): Hmm?

Kuroo: Have you seen Kenma?

(Y/n): He's not coming today

Yaku: Why?

Lev: Oh, Kenma-san isn't here?

Yamamoto: Yeah

Yaku: OK, but back to the topic at hand, why is he at home? Is he OK?

(Y/n): I guess

Kuroo: So why is he not here?

(Y/n): Yesterday, Yamamoto, Kenma, and I were having a sleepover at his house, right?

Kuroo: Right

Yamamoto: A-and, *sniffles* and I suggested that we watch anime

(Y/n): And I recommended Banana Fish, *sigh*

Yamamoto: And *at the verge of tears* and we were like "oh, ok lets watch it." And as it turns out, this MASOCHIST of a human named (Y/n) LOVES SAD ANIMES AND WE ALL ENDED UP CRYING

(Y/n): And Kenma cried so much, his mom took him to his therapist, so he wont be here today

Yamamoto: *at this point is about to cry*

(Y/n): Hey Tora

Yamamoto: What?

(Y/n): "My soul is forever with you"

Aran: What's up with that bruise on your head, (Y/n)?

Atsumu: Did someone hurt ya?!

Suna: I have a knife

Osamu: Do we need to dig a grave?

Kita: *already gone to look for whoever it is*

(Y/n): oh, haha, i fell off my bed head-first this morning

(Y/n): Akaashi! You are a lying BASTARD! You clearly cheated!

Akaashi: I swear I'm not cheating!

(Y/n): Don't deny it! The evidence is there! You and Bokuto! How could you?!

Bokuto: THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING (Y/N)!!!

Konoha: ... um... guys, it's just a typing race... we can have a re-match...