《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》-Tsukishima Kei-
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Jenny, darling, you're my best friend
But there's a few things that you don't know of
Why I borrow your lipstick so often
I'm using your shirt as a pillow case
"Tobio, darling!" echoed the first year corridor of Karasuno high. The person whose voice it belonged to was Oikawa (Y/n). Yes, you read that right, Oikawa Tooru's younger brother is the King of the court, Kageyama Tobio's best friend.
"Oi, shut up, (Y/n)! And stop with the nickname will you, people will get the wrong idea!" Tobio shouted at his best friend.
"But, you're my best friend, and Tooru-nii said it's custom for best friends to have nicknames for each other!" the younger Oikawa brother shouted. Despite being an Oikawa, (Y/n) doesn't look that much like an Oikawa. He has (H/l) (H/c) instead of the brown hair that Tooru has, and he has (E/c) eyes instead of brown ones. He, however, has a very similar loud personality to Tooru, except he's not hoarded with fan girls. He also doesn't play volleyball, but does gymnastics.
"Well, Oikawa-san is wrong." Tobio said in that cold tone he uses.
"We'll just ignore that. Anyway, do you have the lipstick thing?" (Y/n) asked.
"You mean chap stick?" Tobio scoffed. "And, yeah, I do. Let me guess, you wanna borrow it?"
"Yep! Please, Tobio, Tooru-nii won't let me use his anymore. Plus, yours is strawberry, and his is fucking banana smell, and who the fuck uses banana chap stick?"
"Losers..." Tobio snickered.
"Loserkawa!" the two best friends laughed.
Meanwhile somewhere, Tooru sneezed.
"Haha, OK, my chap stick is in my locker. You know the code right?" Tobio asked.
"Well, yeah. Well, I gotta go, darling. Tooru is expecting me in a few. See ya."
"See you."
As (Y/n) walked, and unlocked Tobio's locker, he saw someone familiar walk by. That someone was Yachi Hitoka, the first year manager of the Karasuno vbc. She was holding a love letter, and chocolate in her hand.
Passcode: 9601
(Y/n) picked out the strawberry chap stick, and found a shirt.
"What the hell, why does he keep a shirt in his locker?" (Y/n) asked himself. "I'm sure he won't mind if I took this... looks worn out as fuck anyway, I can fix this for him."
(Y/n) took the shirt out of Tobio's locker as well as the chap stick, and rushed to Aoba Johsai. A while later, he found Tooru, and Iwaizumi at the entrance of Aoba Johsai volleyball gym.
"Ne, (Y/n)-chan, who's shirt is that?" Tooru asked.
"Ah, it's Tobio's. I was thinking of maybe fixing it for him, since it seems worn out." (Y/n) explained. "... and maybe keep it since it smells good."
"Do you like Kageyama or something?" Iwaizumi asked.
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Of all the people you can crush on it HAD to be Tobio-chan?! (Y/n), you can do way better than him!" Tooru shouted.
"Shut up, Shittykawa! Do you want the whole school to know your brother likes your rival?!" Iwaizumi smacked Tooru's head, obviously done with him.
"Ow, Iwa-chan! That hurts... anyway, how?!"
"How what?" The younger Oikawa brother asked.
"Kageyama Tobio?!" Tooru shouted.
Iwaizumi sighed, and just cut the conversation short, saying they should all go home. Tooru, being the Iwa-chan simp he is, agreed, and dragged his brother with him.
"So, how do you plan on fixing that shirt of yours?" Tooru asked.
"Clean it, and sow it up. And then I'll keep it near me, and I won't let you near it because all the loser-ness is gonna radiate into this shirt if you go near it." (Y/n) scoffed.
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"Ah, so mean, (Y/n)-chan!" Tooru shouted.
"Hah, maybe if you stop being so childish I'll take you seriously."
"But, why do you like Tobio-chan?"
"Eh, he's my best friend, but I can only see him as more."
"Well, I don't want you to be a Kageyama, OK? Oikawa Tobio sounds better than Kageyama (Y/n)."
"What the fuck, Tooru!" (Y/n) said, putting a hand on his face as he flushed beet red in embarrassment. "Well, even if I do have feelings for him, he probably doesn't like me back. He's been more distant with me recently, and it kinda hurts," he admitted.
Tooru, being the childish, but decent brother he was, grew an irk mark on his head.
"OK, he's dead from hurting you... tomorrow my team is gonna go there, and personally beat the fuck out of him..."
"Tooru, no! He's still my best friend you know?"
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Despite the fact that (Y/n) liked Tobio, Tobio never seemed to reciprocate those feelings at all. For a matter of fact, he's been more distant than anytime he's ever been. It hurt (Y/n), yes, but he can't really do anything about it. But there's a reason that Tobio has been distant; Yachi Hitoka. Yes, Kageyama Tobio is being close to Yachi, which was getting on (Y/n)'s nerves. He's suspected that his crush was into Yachi, the smart first year.
"Oi, Oikawa junior." a certain blonde male named Tsukishima Kei called out.
"Huh?" (Y/n) asked.
"You're staring at the King."
"O-oh, I am?"
"If I'm not wrong, you like him, right?"
"U-uh..."
Tsukishima sighed. "Look, he probably likes Yachi, and you know it. Why do you think your best friend for god knows how many years is disregarding you for some girl?"
"You don't need to remind me, idiot."
"Well, Yams, and I saw the pained look in your eyes, and this is for his sake. We were supposed to do this together, but he has a last minute retest to do, so he asked me to just do it without him. Anyway, just like, convince him to give you a chance or some shit. I'm not the best with words... but I think you get what I mean."
The younger Oikawa looked at the cold, and sarcastic salty beanpole with wide eyes. He was actually helping him?
"Thank you, Tsukishima. I'll go shoot my shot... although I'd fail, but thank you!"
Tsukishima just nodded, and walked away.
"I did it, Yams." Tsukishima told Yamaguchi.
"It's for the best, Tsukki. We both know what we saw, and we can't change that." Yams sighed.
"I know, but... it hurts, OK? It hurts to see the person you like go tell someone else that they like them." Tsukishima cried out.
"I know, Tsukki. I know... but we know the secret between Yachi, and Kageyama, and damn well know he'll reject Oikawa-san. And then if we're able to manage to befriend him, he might develop feelings for you," Yams analogized.
"Yeah, but... think about it. Oikawa, and Kageyama have been friends since not even middle school, they've known each other since grade school. That's 9 years worth of friendship right there. They developed such a true friendship, it's terrifying. I'm just some guy who sits behind him in class, and happens to like him for some reason."
"Tsukki, I'm gonna have to quote you on this, that is the most moronic analogy I've ever heard. Well, it's not that moronic, but that's not nesecarrily how feelings work, Tsukki. Like, you can't really control who you like. Who knows, maybe he's the get over, I'll start again type person when it comes to crushes."
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"Sure..."
(Y/n) walked right up to Kageyama with a serious look on his face.
"Tobio."
"Hm, yeah, (Y/n)?"
"Do you like Yachi?" (Y/n) asked.
"Uh, well, I was gonna tell you this, but I couldn't find the time to. I'm dating Yachi."
(Y/n) felt his whole heart shatter, and just wanted to run, and cry in a ditch somewhere.
"Oh... congrats, man. Anyway, here's your chap stick. And I fixed a shirt I found in your locker. I'll give it back to you tomorrow."
"Oh yeah. I've been meaning to fix that, thanks."
"No problem. Now I gotta go, see you."
How am I supposed to tell you that I like you if you like Yachi... whatever, it's not like I expected him to like me, (Y/n) thought.
Jenny, darling, you're my best friend
I've been doing bad things that you don't know about
Stealing your stuff now and thenNothing you'd miss, but it means the world to me
(A/n - ignore the 'stealing your stuff now and then
Nothing you'd miss, but it means the world to me' part bc (Y/n) doesn't steal Tobio's stuff lol)
"Tsukishima..." (Y/n) called.
"Hm, yes, Oikawa?"
"I did it... I did it..." he told the taller male.
"Oh... I'm assuming it didn't go well?" Tsukishima asked.
"Y-yeah. Tobio was my best friend, and he still broke my heart into a million pieces." (Y/n) stuttered. Warm tears flowed down his (soft/rough) (s/c) cheeks. "But I'll move on."
Tsukishima smiled at the shorter male, and the bell rang, so the two went to their respective classes.
---
"Whoa, (Y/n) is something wrong? You look like you cried a new whole ass planet." Iwaizumi exaggerated.
"I just broke my heart..." the younger Oikawa smiled, more tears threatening to flow out from his eyes.
"Is it Tobio-chan? That's it, he's gonna fucking get it." The now pissed off Oikawa said, an evil look plastered on his face.
"Oi, don't throw hands! Why don't you let your brother explain what happened before you beat up your junior." Iwaizumi reasoned with Tooru.
"Yeah, Tooru, he didn't do anything. He's just into girls, and not boys. I'll be fine. Plus, I made two new friends." (Y/n) grinned.
"That's great, (Y/n). Who are your friends?" Tooru asked.
"Tsukishima, and Yamaguchi."
"You mean the beanpole, and his sidekick?" Iwaizumi asked.
"Yeah, if you put it that way, I guess?"
"Well, I'm surprised. Anyway, Iwa-chan, and I have a party to attend, so can you go home alone today?"
"Yeah, I can."
"Great, see you, (Y/n)-chan!"
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
It's been a few months since the whole incident of (Y/n) finding out about KageYachi. Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, and the younger Oikawa became great friends, since Kageyama has been ignoring (Y/n), and, to put it bluntly, replaced (Y/n) with Yachi. (Y/n) hasn't completely gotten over Kageyama, but he was getting there. At this time, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, and (Y/n) are having a sleepover because Tooru is getting jumped by Iwaizumi (if you catch my drift lol). Tsukishima was going to be a bit late to their sleepover because he broke his finger during practice with Akiteru.
"Hey, Yams?"
"Yes, (Y/n)?"
"I think I might like Tsukishima. Think. I'm still not fully over Tobio." (Y/n) sighed.
"It's OK to not be over something yet, (Y/n). But, cool! I'm sure you'd work out."
"Yeah, but I'm scared, Yams. What if the same thing that happened with Tobio happens with Tsukishima? What if I do like Tsukishima? How the hell am I supposed to tell him?"
"... I'm not sure, (Y/n)..." Yamaguchi sighed. "But, if you do, please let me know."
"Sure thing."
A couple of months later, (Y/n) finally figured his shit out, and he, indeed, liked Tsukishima, but he was still hurt that Tobio completely, and utterly forgot about him for some girl.
"So, you do like Tsukki?"
"Yeah, but goddammit, no matter how hard I try, I can't get over Tobio completely. I'm still on like a 1.5% attraction towards him." (Y/n) explained.
"Uh, I don't get it, but OK."
Jenny, take my hand 'cause we are more than friends
I will follow you until the end
...
Jenny, take my hand
I cannot pretend
Why I never like your new boyfriends
Oh, your love for them won't last
Forget those amigos
"Yes, Tsukki, (Y/n) likes you back. But he's not completely over Kageyama." Yamaguchi told Tsukishima.
"I need to make him get over the King." Tsukishima groaned.
"Just convince him to forget this Kageyama guy, or something," Akiteru chimed in.
"How did you get into my room?! And, how did Yams and I not notice?!" Tsukishima exclaimed.
"I let him in, Tsukki. But Akiteru is right. We need to make (Y/n) forget Kageyama."
"You're right. Let's do it."
"Hell yeah! Good luck, Kei!" Akiteru shouted, making a whole bunch of pigeons fly away from the neighborhood.
"Thank you."
The next day, Tsukishima approached (Y/n), determination drowning him.
"(Y/n)..."
"Ah, yes, Tsukish- MhmmmHm!"
Tsukishima pressed his lips onto (Y/n)'s lips, making him flinch, but soon kissed back. They pulled away a second later because they needed to breathe.
"I know you like me, (Y/n), and I do too, but you need to forget the King, OK? I'm about to be blunt, and that might hurt your feelings, but you know deep inside it's true," Tsukishima sighed. "You, and King weren't meant to be, OK? Forget him, your love for him won't even last. But, you, and me were meant to be, OK? We'll last for a very long time, and we can make it through thick, and thin." Tsukishima said like a love-struck puppy with heart eyes.
"I-"
"I'm not finished yet. Look, there's a reason I never liked the King. It's because I was jealous of him. You obviously liked him, and if I were him, I would've taken that into notice, and took your hand. I mean, I knew he was dumb, but I didn't know he was dumb enough to replace such a beautiful, and charming person, both in physical, and personality."
"... you think I'm charming...?"
"Yeah. Well, I'll give you some time to process this. See you at lunch." And with that, Tsukishima scurried off to meet with a smirking Yamaguchi.
Oh, your love for them won't last long
Forget those amigos
Forget those amigos
I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don't know how to say this
'Cause you're really my dearest friend
Oh, your love for them won't last long
Cause you're really my dearest friend
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
Oh, we should be lovers instead
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
Cause you're really my dearest friend
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
Oh we should be lovers instead
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
Cause you're really my dearest friend
(Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny)
(Y/n) took the whole 2 classes before lunch to think about everything that's happened in the course of the 7 months Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, and he has been friends for. It was painfully obvious that he liked, no loved Tsukishima for all this time. Tsukishima was right, it's time for him to stop dwelling over a stupid crush over Tobio, and he has to move on. It's decided then, he's over Tobio.
"So, you got any answers for me yet?" Tsukishima asked (Y/n). Both him, and Yamaguchi didn't really know what to expect from the Oikawa, so they didn't speculate anything.
"Yeah, I think I'm over Tobio now. No, I am over Tobio, and yes, I do like you Kei- wait is it OK if I call you Kei?"
"Yeah. Be my boyfriend?"
"OK."
And that's how (Y/n), and Kei came to be. Now you may be wondering what happens after that...
"So, who did you want me, and Iwa-chan to meet, (Y/n)-chan?" Tooru asked his younger brother.
"Here! I want you two to meet my boyfriend, Kei." (Y/n) replied happily.
"Hold up... so you two are together?" Iwaizumi asked, confused.
"Yes, senpai's." Tsukishima answered, sounding tense as fuck.
"Relax, Kei. It's not like Tooru, and Iwaizumi are gonna eat you."
"Yeah... not gonna eat me my ass," Tsukishima mumbled underneath his breath.
"What was that?" Tooru asked.
"Nothing, nice to meet you."
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