《Haikyuu Text Messages》92. Shobio
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Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyou
Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa)
Warnings: Puking mentioned/ Minor JJK Spoilers
Their 1st year
None
hey sho
where are you?
bathroom
do you want me to come?
it's fine
i'm sick and gross so you might not want to see me like this
i'm omw
Kageyama: Hey love.
*Hinata, kneeling in front of the toilet bowl, his voice weak from puking*: Hey.
*Kageyama sits next to Hinata, rubbing his back*
Hinata: You can go, Tobs. I look disgusting.
Kageyama: You could never look disgusting. I don't even think you could look like anything besides beautiful.
*Hinata chuckles*
Kageyama: You know, I saw Oikawa-san on the way here.
Hinata: Oh yeah?
Kageyama: Yeah. He dyed his hair blue. Like the blue on their uniforms.
*Hinata, giggling*: Oh my god.
Kageyama: Exactly. So I went over to ask him what the actual fuck he had done to his hair, and he said "It was a dare. I lost."
Hinata: Well, at least it wasn't in his own will.
Kageyama: Yeah. And so I was curious, what could the dare be?
Hinata: What was it?
Kageyama: To ask Iwa-san out.
Hinata: You're kidding me.
Kageyama: Nope.
Hinata: What a pussy.
Kageyama: I know.
*Oikawa, barging in the bathrooms*
Oikawa: I told you that I can set you up with any of them, why the fuck are you still so jealous of me, Iwa?
*Kageyama, mouthing to Hinata*: Oh shit.
*Hinata, mouthing back to Kageyama*: I know.
Iwaizumi: I'm not jealous of you, I'm jealous of them!
Oikawa: What?
Iwaizumi: I'm in love with you, Tooru.
Oikawa: What.
*Iwaizumi, clearing his throat*: Go on. Reject me.
*Oikawa, reaching for Iwaizumi's hand*: I'm not going to reject you, Iwa.
*Iwaizumi, pulling his hand away*: Don't fucking pity me.
*Hinata, whispering to Kageyama*: They're so dramatic.
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*Kageyama, whispering back to Hinata*: When are they not?
Oikawa: Do you know why my hair is blue?
Iwaizumi: Why the fuck does that matter right now?!
Oikawa: Do you know why my hair is fucking blue, Iwaizumi Hajime.
Iwaizumi: No, I don't.
Oikawa: It's because Makki and Mattsun dared me to fucking ask out my crush, but I was too much of a pussy to ask you out!
Iwaizumi: What.
Oikawa: What, do you think I gaze lovingly at everyone? Calm them down when they're angry or sad? No. I don't fucking care about any of those monkeys. I care about you.
*Iwaizumi chuckles*
Oikawa: What is it?
Iwaizumi: Geto kinnie.
*Oikawa, shoving Iwaizumi, also chuckling*: Oh shut up.
Iwaizumi: So are we like... dating?
*Hinata, barging out from the stall*: I fucking hope so.
*Oikawa, laughing*: You heard the shrimp.
*Kageyama, also walking out*: Don't call him that.
*Oikawa smirks*
Kageyama: Oikawa-san, no. Don't even think about it.
Oikawa: I mean... you two just came out of the bathroom stall, with shrimp-chan looking like a mess.
Hinata: Because I was fucking throwing up.
Kageyama: Yeah. And I was trying to make him feel better.
Hinata: And he told me that you were being too much of a pussy to ask Iwa-san out so you had to dye your hair blue.
*Iwaizumi, ruffling Oikawa's hair*: It matches your uniform.
*Oikawa, smiling*: Shut up.
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