Shimizu Kiyoko x Yachi Hitoka

Tananoya (Tanaka x Nishinoya) / Tsukikage (Tsukishima x Kageyama) / Daiasasuga (Daichi x Asahi x Sugawara)

Warnings: None

Yachi's 1st year / Kiyoko's 3rd year

Aroace Yamaguchi / Genderfluid Asahi (they/them)

meet tsukishima everyone

Tsukishima: i can't believe you ate my strawberry cake

Tsukishima: i hope kiyoko rejects u

Tsukishima: ...

Tsukishima: ok nvm that's too far

Yachi: ...

Tsukishima: i hope you get hit by a car

Tsukishima: there, better :)

Yachi: that IS better

WHYD U POST HER NAME SHES GONNA SEE U IDIOT

I sent it to the first years gc I'm not dumb 😐

NO?!?!???!?!

WAIT WHAT

SHITSHITSHIT

babe make popcorn is gonna be fun to watch

on it 🍿🍿

um.. hi?

SHIT FUCK UHHH

HI SHIMIZU-SAN

CAN U LIKE UNSEE THE MESSAGE

fortunately, i can not

UM HAHA

YEAH SO FUNNY STORY

wait

fortunately?

um yes?

I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME ANYTHING BUT DOES THIS MEAN THAT

THAT YOU

yes, hitoka, it means i like you back :)

if ofc, you do like me?

i thought lesbians were quick to start a relationship?

oh shut up

ur acting bitter bcs u don't know how to confess to yama

STFU YACHI

OMG DELETE THAT

HE'S IN THE FUCKING GC

FUCKING DELETE IT RN

heyy

why tf is tsukki mad at yachi?

ohhhh nvm lol

just backread

TADASHI HELP ME

SHE WON'T DELETE IT

AND HE WILL SEE IT

AND IT'LL BE SO SO SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING

wait... if yama isn't for yamaguchi

OMG?!

IS THAT WHY YOU ACT SO VULGAR TOWARDS HIM?!

what tf are you idiots rambling about

SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

YACHI

YACHI

I WILL COME OVER TO UR HOUSE

AND 

AND

BEAT UR ASS

🤨

IDFK HELP ME

nah

so happy that my aroace ass will never have to deal with this shit

ykw?

fuck this shit

oh shit 🍿

oh shit indeed 🍿

tobio, i'm in love with you

WHAT

do what you will with that information

WHAT

KEI PICK UP THE PHONE

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME AFTER THAT

DUDE COME BACK

DUDE???

IDFK I'M PANICKING

why tf are you panicking exactly?

you literally like him back?????

BCS I THOUGHT HE HATED ME AND NOW I FIND OUT THAT HE ACTUALLY LOVES ME AND NOW HE'S GONE OFFLINE AND I CAN'T REACH HIM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM BACK AND I NEED TO TELL HIM BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE HE WON'T PICK UP HIS PHONE OR ANSWER MY TEXTS AND I'M FREAKING OUT AND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok fair

i'm going over to his.

woa

that was a hell of a ride

:)

OMFG

I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T MISS THIS

ME TOOO

OMG

TWO CONFESSIONS?!?!?!?

IN ONE DAY??!??!?!??!?!

HELLO WHAT

i wish everyday was like this

ikkkkk

so like

what now?

fuck me if i know

omg ur so awkward

JUST LIKE IDFK KISS

and hopefully the awkwardness will go away???

what if that's what caused the awkwardness

WHAT

YOU GUYS KISSED

um.. so you see..

run tobio

🏃‍♂️

lmaooo

why'd u guys act like kissing is a sin

*gasp*

did u just 

ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT ASAJESUSES?!??!?!?!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS

stop bullying me :(

but it's funnnnnn

:,(

aw 🥺🥺

go cry about it

WHO TF MADE ASAHI CRY

I MADE THEM CRY?!?!??!?!

I'M SO SORRY ASAHI-SAN I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

it's ok noya, they're on their period rn, they cried at a refrigerator ad half an hour ago

they did what 💀

yh it was before u got here lmao

ok then nvm i'm sorry noya

ig i overreacted

:(

kiyoko help my boyfriends are making fun of me

sawamura daichi and sugawara koushi.

shit

do you know how fucking much it hurts to have ur uterus tearing itself to pieces?

no.

then SHUT THE FUCK UP

we're sorry kiyoko.

not to me. to them.

we're sorry babe.

we're sorry babe.

it's ok :,)

WAIT HELLO

YOU THREE ARE DATING?!???!?!?!??!

ye

3 FUCKING SHIPS SAILED TODAY

NOT ONE

NOT TWO

BUT THREE

WAIT WHO TF ARE THE OTHER TWO

KIYOKO AND YACHI

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

OMG FINALLY SHE CAN STOP RAMBLING ABOUT HOW PRETTY AND CUTE YACHI IS

shut up.

wait awwww

should i tell them how you cried over them being mean to each other before you three started dating because you thought they were flirting and that you'd have a chance with neither of them?

shut up

he did what

we'll tease you about it afterwards.

NOW

WHO'RE THE OTHERS

KAGEYAMA AND TSUKISHIMA

EXCUSE YOU WTF

ISN'T YAMAGUCHI IN LOVE WITH TSUKISHIMA?!??!?!

YEA I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING?!?!??!

my aroace ass dating that moody ass mf?

no ty

uh rude

the truth hurts, doesn't it :)