《Haikyuu Text Messages》88. Kiyoyachi
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Shimizu Kiyoko x Yachi Hitoka
Tananoya (Tanaka x Nishinoya) / Tsukikage (Tsukishima x Kageyama) / Daiasasuga (Daichi x Asahi x Sugawara)
Warnings: None
Yachi's 1st year / Kiyoko's 3rd year
Aroace Yamaguchi / Genderfluid Asahi (they/them)
meet tsukishima everyone
Tsukishima: i can't believe you ate my strawberry cake
Tsukishima: i hope kiyoko rejects u
Tsukishima: ...
Tsukishima: ok nvm that's too far
Yachi: ...
Tsukishima: i hope you get hit by a car
Tsukishima: there, better :)
Yachi: that IS better
WHYD U POST HER NAME SHES GONNA SEE U IDIOT
I sent it to the first years gc I'm not dumb 😐
NO?!?!???!?!
WAIT WHAT
SHITSHITSHIT
babe make popcorn is gonna be fun to watch
on it 🍿🍿
um.. hi?
SHIT FUCK UHHH
HI SHIMIZU-SAN
CAN U LIKE UNSEE THE MESSAGE
fortunately, i can not
UM HAHA
YEAH SO FUNNY STORY
wait
fortunately?
um yes?
I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME ANYTHING BUT DOES THIS MEAN THAT
THAT YOU
yes, hitoka, it means i like you back :)
if ofc, you do like me?
i thought lesbians were quick to start a relationship?
oh shut up
ur acting bitter bcs u don't know how to confess to yama
STFU YACHI
OMG DELETE THAT
HE'S IN THE FUCKING GC
FUCKING DELETE IT RN
heyy
why tf is tsukki mad at yachi?
ohhhh nvm lol
just backread
TADASHI HELP ME
SHE WON'T DELETE IT
AND HE WILL SEE IT
AND IT'LL BE SO SO SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
wait... if yama isn't for yamaguchi
OMG?!
IS THAT WHY YOU ACT SO VULGAR TOWARDS HIM?!
what tf are you idiots rambling about
SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
YACHI
YACHI
I WILL COME OVER TO UR HOUSE
AND
AND
BEAT UR ASS
🤨
IDFK HELP ME
nah
so happy that my aroace ass will never have to deal with this shit
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ykw?
fuck this shit
oh shit 🍿
oh shit indeed 🍿
tobio, i'm in love with you
WHAT
do what you will with that information
WHAT
KEI PICK UP THE PHONE
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME AFTER THAT
DUDE COME BACK
DUDE???
IDFK I'M PANICKING
why tf are you panicking exactly?
you literally like him back?????
BCS I THOUGHT HE HATED ME AND NOW I FIND OUT THAT HE ACTUALLY LOVES ME AND NOW HE'S GONE OFFLINE AND I CAN'T REACH HIM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM BACK AND I NEED TO TELL HIM BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE HE WON'T PICK UP HIS PHONE OR ANSWER MY TEXTS AND I'M FREAKING OUT AND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok fair
i'm going over to his.
woa
that was a hell of a ride
:)
OMFG
I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T MISS THIS
ME TOOO
OMG
TWO CONFESSIONS?!?!?!?
IN ONE DAY??!??!?!??!?!
HELLO WHAT
i wish everyday was like this
ikkkkk
so like
what now?
fuck me if i know
omg ur so awkward
JUST LIKE IDFK KISS
and hopefully the awkwardness will go away???
what if that's what caused the awkwardness
WHAT
YOU GUYS KISSED
um.. so you see..
run tobio
🏃♂️
lmaooo
why'd u guys act like kissing is a sin
*gasp*
did u just
ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT ASAJESUSES?!??!?!?!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS
stop bullying me :(
but it's funnnnnn
:,(
aw 🥺🥺
go cry about it
WHO TF MADE ASAHI CRY
I MADE THEM CRY?!?!??!?!
I'M SO SORRY ASAHI-SAN I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
it's ok noya, they're on their period rn, they cried at a refrigerator ad half an hour ago
they did what 💀
yh it was before u got here lmao
ok then nvm i'm sorry noya
ig i overreacted
:(
kiyoko help my boyfriends are making fun of me
sawamura daichi and sugawara koushi.
shit
do you know how fucking much it hurts to have ur uterus tearing itself to pieces?
no.
then SHUT THE FUCK UP
we're sorry kiyoko.
not to me. to them.
we're sorry babe.
we're sorry babe.
it's ok :,)
WAIT HELLO
YOU THREE ARE DATING?!???!?!?!??!
ye
3 FUCKING SHIPS SAILED TODAY
NOT ONE
NOT TWO
BUT THREE
WAIT WHO TF ARE THE OTHER TWO
KIYOKO AND YACHI
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
OMG FINALLY SHE CAN STOP RAMBLING ABOUT HOW PRETTY AND CUTE YACHI IS
shut up.
wait awwww
should i tell them how you cried over them being mean to each other before you three started dating because you thought they were flirting and that you'd have a chance with neither of them?
shut up
he did what
we'll tease you about it afterwards.
NOW
WHO'RE THE OTHERS
KAGEYAMA AND TSUKISHIMA
EXCUSE YOU WTF
ISN'T YAMAGUCHI IN LOVE WITH TSUKISHIMA?!??!?!
YEA I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING?!?!??!
my aroace ass dating that moody ass mf?
no ty
uh rude
the truth hurts, doesn't it :)
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