《Haikyuu Text Messages》75. Iwaoi
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Iwaizumi Hajime x Oikawa Tooru
Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi)
Warnings: None
Their 3rd year
None
um hi
hello?
oikawa-san, right?
i wanted to ask you sth
look, i'm happy that u like me, i really am
but please lose this number
i'm not interested
OH NO NO NO
i'm not interested in you oikawa-san
wait fuck i didn't tell u who i was
i'm the pinch server from kageyama's team
OH
Yamaguchi-kun!
um, yeah
i'm surprised you remembered me
i think you have great potential
you should just keep going
wow, um.. thanks
that's a lot coming from you
of course :)
uh.. did you text me for a reason, or..?
OH RIGHT
sorry
i was just wondering how ppl confess to you?
you don't have to answer it if u don't want to, just...
it's that tall blondie, isn't it?
haha... how'd you know?
lol it's obvious
oh....
you two remind me of me and my boyfriend
WAIT WHAT
hahaha is that surprising?
i thought u were straight?????
another day, another slay ✨😋 /j
nvm i just got it /j
lol
so.... how did you confess to your boyfriend?
with a very cheesy love letter
he wasn't supposed to recognize it was me tho
i hadn't signed it
but ig if u know sbd for practically all of ur life, u learn what their handwriting looks like
so i was like
"ooooh~ u got a love letter, who's it from"
and he said, "shittykawa why did u write this?" without even reading it
and obv i was like "i didn't write that tf"
and then he read it and i tried to flee the scene but he grabbed my waist and pulled me in a cheesy rom-com kiss
and yeah!
i do remember him staying over that night
and in the morning, i remember staring at him the next morning before he woke up, and i couldn't suppress my smile because i still couldn't believe that the person i had loved for so long loved me too.
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and then i started crying out of happiness and relief and then he woke up and calmed me down and stuff
so yeah
lol
YOU'RE DATING IWAIZUMI-SAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
it was the shittykawa that gave it away, wasn't it?
yeah lol
BUT ISN'T HE UR BEST FRIEND SINCE LIKE BIRTH?!?!?!?!?
that's why i said you guys were similar to us!!
OMG
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A CHANCE
omg have u seen the way he looks at you?????????
he's SO in love with you
he can't even hide it under his rbf
he does not have rbf :/
ok fine
BUT I'M TELLING U
U HAVE A CHANCE
A BIG ONE AT THAT!!!!
should i do it????
YESSSSSSSSSSS
OK I'M GONNA DO IT
GOOD LUCK!!
THANK YOU!!!
iwaizumi-san?
omg is this one of tooru's fans?
he's not interested, tyvm
tf no
not interested in that weirdo
EXCUSE YOU
WHAT TF DID U JUST CALL HIM?
protective of ur bf, aren't ya?
who tf r u?
i'm tsukishima kei from karasuno
OH UR YAMAGUCHI'S FUTURE BF
HOW TF
ah so i'm guessing ur here for advice to confess?
unfortunately 😐
well tough luck
he confessed to me, not the other way around
fucking hell
i don't want to talk with him :/
do not insult him ever again.
only i'm allowed to do that.
why?
it's not that big a deal
yeah ur right
oh btw have u seen yamaguchi's freckles?
aren't they... 🤢
STFU BEFORE I COME THERE AND SHUT YOU UP MYSELF
HIS FRECKLES ARE VERY PRETTY
ohhhh
ok i get what u mean
exactly.
sorry ig lol
i say you just go for it
he's obv in love with you
don't make me laugh
HAVE U SEEN THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU?!
wait ur serious?
OFC I'M SERIOUS
oh.
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ik it can be hard to believe, someone you've loved for so long actually loving you back.
how did he confess then?
he actually left me an anonymous love letter in my locker. he didn't think i'd recognize his handwriting, but when you've known sbd for so long, you just know it's them..
so i thought he was just messing with me, bcs how could he have loved me? i was sure i wasn't dreaming.
but then i saw his face and i knew that it was real
so, i pulled him in a kiss by his waist
ew. cheesy
hahaha ik
i won't do it like that
and tbh idek if i should confess
but if u really think that i should, ig i'll shoot my shot.
how about this
if he rejects you, tooru and i will treat you ice-cream
does he have to come?
absolutely.
fine ig
BABE
YKNOW YAMAGUCHI
THE KARASUNO GUY THAT HAS POTENTIAL?!
HE'S CONFESSING TO BLONDIE
HE TEXTED ME ASKING HOW TO CONFESS
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
"BLONDIE" JUST TEXTED ME ASKING THE SAME THING
NO FUCKING WAY
THAT'S SO DJSAHDKASDASKD
I KNOWWWW
they remind me of us
they do
best friends who's been pining for each other for 4-5 years>>>
better than every trope out there
exactlyyyyy
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