《Haikyuu Text Messages》62. Bokuken
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Bokuto Koutaro x Kozume Kenma
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Kenma's 2nd year / Bokuto's 3rd year
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SJKDHASDKJASHJDAKSDJAS
SJKDHASDKJASHJDAKSDJAS to you too
JUST FELT THE BIGGEST SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT IN MY LIFE
what happenedddd
my lil sister just asked my older brother to explain the birds and bees to her
AND HE PANICKED AND SAID "They're disappearing at an alarming rate"
AND MY LITTLE SISTER THEN SAID "No I'm talking about sex, explain how it works"
NO LKAKSJASLKDJASKLDASDLKAJSDLAKSDJASLKD
THAT'S SO SKJDHAJKASHDASJDK
WHAT DID UR BROTHER DO
HE HAD TO EXPLAIN IT BUT HE WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHILE I JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED, LAUGHING
SJALDKASJDLAKSJdla
THEN WHEN HE FINISHED EXPLAINING SHE SAID "Hm. I didn't listen to a word you just said, cause i was thinking about the fact that dragons can't blow out their birthday candles. It's very sad, isn't it?"
NO SHE DIDN'T
I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
IT WAS SO FUNNY YOU HAD TO BE THERE ASLKJDASDLASKDJKL
i will be in a few minutes
OMG R U COMING OVER?!?!?
just got out of the subway and am currently walking to urs now
YAYAYAYYAYAYAY
also can u give me some water when i'm there?
i'm kinda water hungry
thirsty?
who 🤨
😐
im here btw
HEY BBY
i can literally see u 🧍♂️
why r u texting
fuck off i'm excited
BO
BO
WHAT
WHAT
i went to the toilet for 2 mins ken
DID U POST A PIC OF US ON INSTA????
yea i did.. hope that's ok?
IT'S FINE
BUT
U TAGGED ME ON UR RING FINGER
ummm
it was an accident?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
SO I CHECKED THE OTHER ONES AND REALIZED THAT U DO THAT ON EVERY PIC OF US
uh.. sorry i'll stop
NO WAY IN HELL ARE U STOPPING
THAT'S ADORABLE KOU OMG
ILYSM
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