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Osasuna (Osamu x Suna) / Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu)

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Their 2nd year

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OMG??!?!?!?!?

WE HAVE A DAD?!?!???!?!?

IKR?!?!?!??!

I JUST ASSUMED THAT HE WAS DEAD OR SUMN

woa woa woa back up

wtf happened

SO WE WERE WALKING HOME RIGHT?

ME SAMU AND MOM

AND THEN I OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE A BALD DUDE JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH

And so I closed the door, because of, y'know, SHOCK

"there's sbd in there" i said to samu

: AND I SAID "is this one of ur pranks? where you try to tell me that the house is haunted?"

HAHA

YOU USED TO BELIEVE THOSE

WE WERE FUCKING 5 TSUMU

anyways so i didn't believe it and checked

and there WAS a bald guy sitting on the couch

so i closed the door again

and i said "there's sbd in there"

and mom then caught up to us and said "what's the point of raising two sons if they can't open the door for their mother"

THEN SHE WENT IN AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT SHE SAID "oh look the cheating bastard is back. welcome home."

AND I WAS LIKE "cheating? what? mom who tf is this guy?"

AND THEN SHE WENT "it's ur dad"

and then samu said "tf is a dad"

AND WE RAN AWAY FROM THE GUY

HE'S STILL IN THE LIVING ROOM

BUT I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE

AND NEITHER AM I

the guy looks like he has lice

didn't u say that he was bald?

THAT'S THE PROBLEM

ew

we're half made up of him

ewewewewewewew.