《Haikyuu Text Messages》44. Bokuken
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Bokuto Koutaro x Kozume Kenma
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Homophobia
Kenma's 2nd year / Bokuto's 3rd year
None
Hey! You're Bokuto from class 3 right?
Yes? Who's this?
I'm in your class!! My name is mai :DD
Why are you texting me?
How did you even get my number?
I asked my friend for it!! You guys had each others number for a project you did some time back!
Okay, so why are you texting me? Do you need sth?
Well... I wanted to ask whether you wanted to hang out Friday after school!
oh
I'd love to!
Really??
no.
what?
this isn't bokuto, this is his boyfriend
ew
excuse me?
that's disgusting.
ok no.
Hey Ken
Hey Bo
Can u pls read your last pm btw
sure gimme a sec
wtf
right?!??!
: @Mai
B-bokuto! Hey!
I know this bitch did not just stutter over text.
You have one minute to explain yourself Mai.
I was just referring to your boyfriend taking your phone and texting others as you. I think that's unethical and disgusting. I'm not homophobic. Will you still go out with me this Friday?
I'm gay?
I can turn you ;)
what the actual fuck?
lol this is gonna get good.
Look, bitch.
Excuse me?
I said, look, bitch.
I-
I just fucking know you didn't say ew to the reason you just stated you did. BUT, in case you had really meant that, I had given my phone to Kenma, my boyfriend, to mess around and play games and I told him that he could act like me if I received any messages.
You don't know anything about my life so don't act like you do.
You said you weren't homophobic yet tried to "turn me"???
bitch do you have the slightest idea of what being queer means?
and you asked me if I wanted to go out with you AFTER I SAID I HAD A BOYFRIEND, MULTIPLE TIMES.
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He's not good for you.
I can do what he can't.
i can tolerate everything.
disrespect towards my loved ones?
i draw the line at that.
oh shit's about to get good 🍿🍿
let's unpack this.
you, a third year who acts like a three-year-old, think you're better than my boyfriend?
the person who loves me no matter what
the person who has stood by me when i was struggling with everything in my life
the person who tries being more touchy just because my love language is physical touch?
the person who would do anything just to see me happy?
(my words)
I-I'm sorry Bokuto.
you don't get out of this that easily.
i've got akaashi on the job.
the silent second year?
what can he do?
bore me to death?
do not underestimate him.
bye bitch
ILYSM KENMAAAAA
simp behavior
yeah :)
don't accept it 😥😥
i need to make fun of u when u embarrass me
Bokutp
Bokutp lmao
SKJASLKDJASD
I WAS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
YKNOW WHAT I MEANT
yeah :)
plus ur name's not important
since you'll be taking mine soon
IDJASDKAKSJDLKASD
KENMA
ASDJKASHDKASDSAJ
revenge >:)
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