《Haikyuu Text Messages》43. Matsuhana
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Matsukawa Issei x Hanamaki Takahiro
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Warnings: None
Post-timeskip
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future dilf
shawty bae
y did i ask u to marry me
suffocate me w/ ur mommy milkers
i wonder how my head would feel
i don't like where this is going
being crushed by ur vulumptious thighs
babe it's spelled volumptuous
ignoring that homophobic comment
pls bae just let me get one squeeze of them tits
AND PPL CALL ME GAY?!?!?!
when have i denied being gay 🤨
remember when u said "liking someone's thighs isn't gay bcs girls have thighs too" in hs
I CAN'T BELIEVE U'D BRING THAT UP
I WAS IN A DARK PLACE OK????
was i that someone hiro?
NO.
oh, so it was me~
ASDSADJKAHSD
U CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME
I BET UR BLUSHING RN
u have no proof
U SO ARE
no i'm not
ugly
so mature babe 😩😩
don't contact me
never wanna see u again
not even my thighs 🤨🤨
i hate u
ISSEI STOP IGNORING MEEE
sorry babyyy
was taking a massive poo
ur a massive poo
😔
i'm sorry
i forgive u
i'm sorry that ur such a big fat poo poo head with a stinky butt
THE BETREYAL
im joking 🤪🤪
so quirky of me to use those emojis haha /s
i love u sm
be careful hiro u sound a lil bit fruity rn
:(
i love you too fart head
>:O
the bed is so empty rn
so so bare
and the blanket is so thin
and i'm so cold :(
such a shame
ok u big baby i'm omw from the living room to our bedroom
it's a long way bcs our apartment is HUGE
babe we live in a 2+1
SO SO BIG 😩😩😩
AS I WAS SAYING
if only there were a certain pair of juicy thighs to warm me up 😩😩
alr u know what
i'm omw
back to the couch u sick freak
NO
ISSEI
COME BACK
come haha
ur maturity just topped how do u feel
submissive~
SDJHASDKASJDAKSD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ASJKDASDKJ
WE SHOULD USE THAT AGAINST IWAIZUMI WHEN HE COMES OVER TO VISIT W/ KAWA
babe iwa's an oikawa now
OH RIGHT
*when the oikawas come over
come haha
MORE IMPORTANTLY
r u COMING to bed?
🛏🏃♂️
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