《Haikyuu Text Messages》36. Tsukkiyama
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Yamaguchi Tadashi x Tsukishima Kei
Shobio (Kageyama x Hinata)
Warnings: None
Their 2nd year
None
men don't belong in the kitchen
EXCUSE YOU WTF YOU MISOGONYSTIC
MISOGYNOSTIC
MISOGYNISTOC
WOMEN HATING MAN
*misogynistic
YES THAT WORD
as i was saying
men don't belong in the kitchen
well tbh i don't care about any other men
but yamaguchi certainly does not.
he belongs in my arms :)
(also bcs he can't cook shit)
and if he is in the kitchen it's because he's eating whatever masterpiece i made for him while i watch him smile
asjdkahsdkadhakdhasdhkasjzcxaszjx
I AM A BIG DUMB FART BRAIN
ADKJASDHKAJSNMXC HUAKBSJMXZNM
sorry about that
he got flustered and did some weird shit
I AM NOT FLUSTERED
FUCK OFF TSUKISHIMA KEI
WTF
WE WERE STUDYING WITH YACHI
AND SHE JUST STARTED SQUEALING????????
LIKE A
LIKE A
skuirel
EXACTLY LIKE A SKUIREL
THANK YOU BABE
np :)
it's pronounced squirrel you dumb shits
YOU'RE DATING TOO?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!
WHO ELSE IS DATING!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
tsukki and i are
lol i think that's why yachi was squealing
OMG CONGRATS GUYS!!!
thanks :)
you too!!
THANK YOU
glad to see my advice worked
it actually didn't lol
i was too much of a pussy to do what you told me
so i ended up just blurting everything out
it felt like regurtitating
oh
(good use of vocabulary kags!!)
(thx yachi)
well ig if it worked for you
OMG KEI U GAVE HIM ADVICE ON HOW TO CONFESS!?!?!??!?!?!
yeah lol
it was how i'd have confessed to u if u hadn't done it first :/
OMG WHAT
KAGS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PULL THAT OFF
ur right lmaooooooo
fuck u
no ty :)
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