Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru

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Warnings: Timeskip spoilers / Manga spoilers ig

Post-timeskip

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Hey baby

Good morning :)

Ilysm

Is it my bday?

Nope.

It's not our anniversary either.

Oh no.

What'd you do?

>:(

I didn't do anything

Y would u automatically assume that?

😐

KENTARO WTF

WHY DID YOU IMPULSIVELY DECIDE ON THIS

WITHOUT ASKING ME?!??!?!

I was on my morning run..

and I was just passing a shelter and overheard some ppl talking about how he was going to be put down bcs nobody was getting him and they needed to free some space :((

that's bs

they don't put down puppies

don't guilt trip me into this

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

But apparently this cutie right here has PTSD because of his mother's owner

no :(

he started seeing later than his siblings, so the owner used to hit him bcs he couldn't find his mother's breast :(

no :(((((

AND HE WAS GOING TO BE PUT DOWN?!?!?!

I just couldn't see it happen.

he deserves sm more

fine.

we can adopt him.

OMGOMGYAYAYAY

*clears throat*

I mean, thank you.

did you just clear your throat over text?

You didn't see shit.

ssed

i hate you.

sure you do.

can i have one more pic of him???

he looks soooooo cuteeeeee

omg i love himmmmm

i love him tooo

BABE!!

WHAT?!

BE CAREFUL!!

WHY?!

HE MIGHT BITE YOU!!

WHAT?!

Y'know... cause your hair looks like a tennis ball

😐😐

I thought you liked it.

No, I directly remember saying that I hate it.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT

WHY WOULD I SAY STH I DONT MEAN?!

You literally said that you were going to divorce me yesterday.

Touché

AND IT WAS OVER A MOVIE!?!?!?

Hypocrite.

you just said that you hated me.

Touché

: YOU COMING OR WHAT?!

I'M DYING TO MEET HIM

I'm coming alright 😏

😐

Nearly there dw bby :)

WAIT

NOW WHAT

LOOK AT THE SIMILARITY

FUCK YOU SHIGERU

yes pls

you horny ass bitch

we have a child now.

we can't just fuck here and there.

damn :/

ur right...

we're here

YAYAYAYAYAYAY