Oikawa Tooru x Iwaizumi Hajime

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Their 3rd year

Genderfluid Oikawa (she/he/they)

IWA-CHAN GOOD MORNING

morning baby

Do i have a bf or a gf today?

(or just a partner)?

Well since u didn't let me pick the movie last night u have an enemy

tooru wtf

I SAID SORRY

THAT DOESN'T FIX ANYTHING

FUCK U

Time and place?

THIS IS WHY UR GAY

I'm pan :/

ik :/

Gf btw

Ok princess

Tooru...

Yes Iwa-chan?

What was that loud clang that came from my kitchen?

I'm preparing breakfast for u

NO

Aww why not :/

MAYBE BCS LAST TIME U TRIED COOKING U ALMOST SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!!?!?!

Do you have that little trust in me?

YES

DO NOT COOK ANYTHING UNTIL I GET THERE

IM GETTING DRESSED

You rlly shouldn't sleep naked babe

Shut up

Oh no

Wtf did u do now kawa

*Oikawa, accidently sending an audio with him whispering*: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

BABE??!?!

shit

*Iwaizumi runs down to the kitchen to see his girlfriend with her hand under the sink*

Iwaizumi: Tooru! What happened? Are you ok?

Oikawa: I touched a hot pan. But I'm-

*Oikawa turns her head to her boyfriend*

Oikawa: I'm more than alright.

Iwaizumi: Shut up. I was worried. I didn't have time to dress up.

*Oikawa looks up and down a half-naked Iwaizumi who only has his boxers on*

Iwaizumi: Let's get you ice-packs.

Oikawa: But we're late for practice-

Iwaizumi: Today is Saturday.

Oikawa: Oh.

Iwaizumi: Isn't that the only reason you came here?

Oikawa: Oh yeah.

Iwaizumi: Princess, do you want to sit down? You look a bit pale.

Oikawa: I'm fine. My blood sugar just dropped.

Iwaizumi: Shit. Ok sit down. I'm going to get you some bread.

Oikawa: Glucose!

*Iwaizumi, smiling*: Somebody's been studying biology.

Oikawa: Yup! Oh god, I feel like puking.

Iwaizumi: Here. I know that you don't want to eat anything right now but it'll help, I promise.

Oikawa: Thank you, Hajime.

Iwaizumi: Anytime, love.