Hey brothers, sisters, and everyone under the sun! Guess who's back...

Back again.

I'm sure you've all been questioning my absence. I've been gone for nearly a year now! Yes, I have reason for shame, but I assure you there's a good explanation. Through these past several months I have officially become a parent. That's right! I have been given the blessing of a lovable little demon.

I am now a mother in my new adulthood, and to say that carrying this thing for over half a year was hard may be an understatement. I apologize for leaving so out of the blue, but I felt that it was best for me to focus more on my work and personal wellness, and I believe it was overall beneficial whilst it lasted.

Now, I am out of the woods and can continue this little project of mine! I will be posting new chapters as often as possible and hope to wrap up this story soon.

Though it does not make up for lost time, I'd like to thank anyone who has wondered and waited, and I will do my best to satisfy any of you ravenous turtle-lovers.

Sincerely,

Robbie Rotten

P.S.

New chapter will be out in a few hours.