《Reincarnation: I Married My Ex's Brother (6)》Chapter 1032: I Will Be Struck By Lightning If I Hit An Elder
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Fang Yusheng cursed. He was about to sit up when Chi Baoguang quickly turned around and pressed him down. Fang Yusheng's hands were pressed between his chest and Chi Baoguang's, and he could not exert any strength for a moment.
Moreover, Fang Yusheng's physique was not as good as Chi Baoguang's.
Chi Baoguang had lived in prison for more than thirty years. Every piece of his body was filled with strength. Fang Yusheng was not his match at all. "What are you doing!" Fang Yu was so furious that his voice was filled with anger.
Chi Baoguang stared at Fang Yusheng with deep affection and murmured, "Lisa, why have you changed your appearance? You're even wearing glasses." He picked up a strand of Fang Yusheng's brown hair and placed it in front of his nose. He inhaled and asked, "Lisa, why did you even change your shampoo?"
Fang Yusheng looked speechlessly at Chi Baoguang, who was drunk and had recognized the wrong person. He quickly said to Lisa and Qiao Jiusheng, who were standing and watching the commotion, "Pull him away!"
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Qiao Jiusheng and Lisa were busy watching the commotion and did not move.
Chi Baoguang suddenly slapped Fang Yusheng's crotch, causing Fang Yusheng to stiffen. Chi Baoguang said, "You're not obedient. Alright, alright, stop fooling around. Let me kiss you, and I'll let go of you."
With that, Chi Baoguang lowered his head and bit Fang Yusheng's face.
Fang Yusheng could not take it anymore and punched Chi Baoguang in the face.
"Damn it, you've got the wrong person. My mother is there!" Fang Yu was so angry that his face was ashen and his voice was trembling.
This change frightened Qiao Jiusheng and Lisa, who were watching the commotion.
"Yusheng!" The two of them ran up at the same time and carried Chi Baoguang away from Fang Yusheng. Fang Yusheng climbed off the bed and raised his fist, planning to punch Chi Baoguang. Qiao Jiusheng quickly reminded him loudly, "You can't hit him, he's your father!"
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Fang Yusheng's fist froze in the air.
He was so angry his insides felt ready to explode.
After chanting "You'll be struck by lightning if you hit an elder" twice, Fang Yusheng suppressed the anger in his heart.
He wiped his face and said in exasperation, "You can't hold your liquor, nor can you drink. Can't you drink less? You scared me to death. I was almost raped." God knew that when Chi Baoguang kissed him just now, Fang Yusheng had goosebumps all over his body.
It was too scary.
This should have been a serious moment, but when Qiao Jiusheng heard Fang Yusheng's words, she really could not feel any sympathy for him and even laughed out loud. Her laugh successfully attracted Fang Yusheng's glare.
Qiao Jiusheng quickly stopped smiling and turned to Lisa. "Mom, take care of Dad. We're going back to our room."
Lisa didn't look amused, either. She took in her son's humiliation and snickered to herself. "All right. Go."
"Yeah."
Qiao Jiusheng pulled Fang Yusheng back to the room.
Qiao Jiusheng bought many expensive skincare products for Fang Yusheng. Fang Yusheng was lazy and rarely used skincare products. Usually, Qiao Jiusheng would clean herself up and help him apply skincare products.
But tonight, Fang Yusheng actually took the initiative to use the facial cleanser. He rubbed his handsome face repeatedly for a few minutes before stopping.
Qiao Jiusheng stood in the bathroom and watched him rub his face.
"Alright, alright. That's your father. Do you have to be like this?"
Fang Yusheng stopped and looked up at Qiao Jiusheng. He said, "You're so ruthless. Your husband was almost pressed down and bullied by someone, yet you can still smile."
When Qiao Jiusheng heard Fang Yusheng describe that he was pressed down and almost bullied...
Wasn't that the description of a romance heroine?
Qiao Jiusheng smiled even more happily.
After Fang Yusheng finished washing his face, Qiao Jiusheng picked up the facial cleanser to wash her face. Fang Yusheng left the bathroom and sat on Qiao Jiusheng's dressing stool, playing with her exquisite bottles and jars.
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At this moment, Qiao Jiusheng's phone rang on the bed.
Fang Yusheng found his phone and saw that it was Fang Yuqing calling, so he picked it up.
"Qingqing."
"Brother Yusheng?" Fang Yuqing asked him, "Where's Sister-in-law Ah Sheng?"
"She's washing her face. I'll put it on speaker. You can talk to her." Fang Yusheng turned on the speaker and went to the washroom with his phone. Qiao Jiusheng said, "Qingqing, tell me. I'll listen."
Fang Yuqing said, "Did you receive an invitation to the Paris Haute Couture Week?"
Qiao Jiusheng said, "I received a few."
Qiao Jiusheng was a VIP customer of several luxury clothing brands. Every year, her gowns for banquets were custom-made by them and Wei Xin. When it came to such a high-end press conference, Qiao Jiusheng would naturally be invited.
Fang Yuqing said, "I received it too. I plan to take a look. Sister-in-law Ah Sheng, do you want to come along?" Fang Yuqing's clothing studio was doing better and better. She wanted to see the latest works of those big designers and find inspiration to improve herself.
Qiao Jiusheng thought about it. There did not seem to be anything important these few days.
Her jade shop was open as usual. She had recruited a few new jade sculptors, all of whom were very good masters. With them in charge of the shop, Qiao Jiusheng could shop around.
"Fine. I'll go with you."
"I'd like that."
After hanging up, Qiao Jiusheng dried her face and squeezed toothpaste onto her toothbrush. Before she started brushing her teeth, she said to Fang Yusheng, "Your wife is going to Paris to squander. You can stay at home and watch the children."
Fang Yusheng pulled a long face.
"Take me with you."
"I can't. I want to travel with Qingqing. It's a women's trip."
Fang Yusheng thought of the children at home. In addition, Fang Zicheng's body had not completely recovered, so he should stay at home. Moreover, after they got married, Qiao Jiusheng did not have the chance to go out and play alone.
Since she wanted to go out, he should give her the chance.
"Alright then." Fang Yusheng saw her brush her teeth and asked her, "Do you want money?"
Qiao Jiusheng spat out her toothpaste and patted Fang Yusheng's cheek with her free hand. She said, "Other than being beautiful and having big breasts, I have a lot of money." She expressed that she did not lack money at all.
Fang Yusheng replied that she was narcissistic.
Qiao Jiusheng was leaving for Paris tomorrow afternoon. Thinking that he would not see Qiao Jiusheng for seven to eight days, Fang Yusheng felt upset.
He couldn't bear to part with her, and it felt strange.
At night, he pestered Qiao Jiusheng to do all sorts of things. Qiao Jiusheng was also very cooperative. Sometimes, she was even more experienced than Fang Yusheng. In bed, Fang Yusheng and Qiao Jiusheng were especially compatible. After all, one was passionate while the other was flirtatious.
The next day, when he sent Qiao Jiusheng to the airport, Fang Yusheng's expression was still calm. Others did not know what he was feeling, but Jiang Wei definitely knew.
Fang Yusheng and Jiang Wei looked at each other with depressed expressions.
Jiang Wei tried to make his smile look more casual. He said, "Qingqing wanted to play, so I let her."
Fang Yusheng nodded and said righteously, "That's right. After getting married, she still needs time to be free and alone."
"Yeah."
Their conversation sounded righteous, but it was insincere.
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