《*NSFW* OHSHC Imagines [DISCONTINUED]》nsfw alphabet| Mitsukuni "Honey"Haninozuka
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requested by: I forgot
plot: honey-senpai nsfw alphabet
word count: 564
includes: nsfw alphabet
published: February 10, 2022
edited: February 10, 2022
a/n: I can not see this man being that kinky or sexual at all
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(what they're like after sex)
Peppers you with kisses and cuddles after cleaning up.
(their favorite body part of their partner's)
Waist, he loves holding onto it and biting it.
(anything to do with cum, basically)
He'll usually wear a condom. There's not really a chance he doesn't wear a condom.
(pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He doesn't really keep any honestly. He'll tell you what's on his mind and his mind isn't really that dirty.
(how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He knew what he was doing but didn't have experience beforehand.
(this goes without saying)
Missionary, he likes putting in the work.
(are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He tends to take it more seriously, but sometimes he's a joker during it.
(how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps it pretty clean down there, honestly. It's a little darker than his natural but still kinda light.
(how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's big on romance when you do it. Always leaves hella kisses on you and compliments you the whole time.
(masturbation headcanon)
Doesn't really do it often but when he does he'll just take a cold shower.
(one or more of their kinks)
Hickies, biting, slight food play.
(favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom.
(what turns them on, gets them going)
Kiss his jaw, specifically right where it curves up and right below his earlobe.
(something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
He's not a big fan of BDSM, couldn't tie you down (Unless it's with marriage).
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(preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Love giving. Says you're the sweetest thing he's ever tasted.
(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual.
(their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not really the biggest fan of them but if they're needed then he's okay with it. He'll make up for it later.
(are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Sometimes, he has no issues about trying new things as long as it's nothing too extreme.
(how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
3, maybe 4 rounds.
(do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Maybe like once in a while toys are involved, but he's not a big fan.
(how much they like to tease)
His teasing is more on the innocent side of it.
(how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
It's a roll of the dice. Sometimes he's loud with his moans but other times it's low grunts.
(a random headcanon for the character)
He's really big on foreplay so he will take his sweet time with it.
(let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Average size and girth.
(how high is their sex drive?)
2-3. He's not really a horny guy.
(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He's up for about an hour or so after you guys finish.
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