Naruto was pulling on his red V-neck shirt when he heard Jiraiya and Minochi's voice.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow at this, wondering what the hell Jiraiya was here for. While he straightened his tie over his still unbuttoned shirt he took a guess that they might have been there because of the noise. He'd lost control and forgot to keep it down, so they hadn't heard anything a while ago due to being lost in complete lust.

"What are we going to do?!" Naruto asked in a hurried whisper as he slipped the shirt on all the way.

Sasuke shrugged while looking towards the still bottom less blonde with his legs crossed. He really hadn't heard anything Naruto had said. All he was thinking about was going another round. He walked back over to him and kissed his forehead before trailing down to the man's soft pink lips.

"N-No!" Naruto drove his fingers through the raven's hair anyway. Even though he protested he did miss the way Sasuke held him, caressed him, kissed him and overall loved him. He wanted nothing more than to stay locked in that room for hours. He leaned back onto the table and pulled the brunette down with him.

Gentle kiss after gentle kiss was matched with the holding of hands against the cold table top.

Their tender moment came to a stop due to banging on the door.

"Hey, are you two done yet?! Your son, I think, is out here freaking out!" Jiraiya shouted through the door.

Naruto groaned and nudged the raven up so he could get off the table. The stinging pain in his lower back caused him to stall every now in the process.

Sasuke watched the rushing blonde get his clothes back on while he lazily got dressed himself.

"We'll be out in a sec!" Naruto hopped on one leg to put on his shoe that was rather difficult to get on because he didn't button up his pants so they were sagging off his waist.

Sasuke was buttoning up his own pants while thinking of how to explain this.

~oOOo~

Minochi kindly took the handkerchief from the cop that reminded him of a pirate. He then wiped his tears that had stained his cheeks.

"Well your parents will be out shortly and we'll get to the bottom of what was going on." Kakashi assured the boy as he picked up the hook of the phone and stood back up. He set the hook and phone back on Sasuke's desks to fix it back up.

"We'll start with Naruto first. Ah ha did you see what I did there?" He gave a thumbs up with his right hand to his partner to see if he got it.

Kakashi ignored his partner and focused on fixing the phone on Sasuke's desk.

"I take that as a no? Semi no? Okay." Jiraiya's hand was wavering from a thumbs up to a thumb in between and a thumbs down with the pointless question asked. Needless to say he was having too much fun with the situation.

Minochi ignored the two cops and walked over to the door with the handkerchief in hand.

Jiraiya's thumbs up hand then switched to an open palm for the boy to halt.

"Whoa, wait till they come out."

"But, b-bu-"

"Naruto is fine! Didn't you hear him before? He may have sounded angry but he didn't shout anything about Sasuke hurting him technically."

"He's right Minochi. Just give them a sec." Kakashi walked from around the desk after finishing with the phone. He then retrieved the child a cup of water from the fountain.

"Hey Minochi come over here and show me what you've got set up." He motioned over to the couch where the boy's toys were.

The handkerchief was thrown in the trash bin as they made their way over.

Jiraiya went along as well to sit on the couch and watch. They had to be careful not to step on his little battle he'd set up on the floor.

"So Minochi when did you and Naruto get here?" Kakashi asked from his Indian style position on the floor next to the child. He'd handed him the cup while he was given a colored bumblebee transformer to look at.

"Some weeks a-ago *hiccup* I think." Minochi answered without much care in his voice as he leaned up and handed Jiraiya the duck leader.

"Why didn't they tell us?" Jiraiya asked with a light squeeze of the duck. It made him chuckle allot more than necessary.

Minochi shrugged and took sips from his cup.

Kakashi watched his partner get easily amused at the toy and thought maybe that's the reason why.

Once the door opened to the printer room all eyes were on the two people stepping out of it one at a time.

"Oh wow Kakashi you're here too! I thought I heard you as well. It's great to see you both!" Naruto tried to smile and wave casually.

Sasuke just quirked an eyebrow at the cops around his son.

The raven had his arms crossed giving the wrong signal that he was mad.

Minochi set the now empty cup down and took his bumblebee back from Kakashi. He then crawled around said cop to hide.

"Minochi, sweetie it's okay. You're not in trouble." Naruto assured the child with a soothing voice before walking over to Kakashi that had the scared boy behind him.

"Aye, aye don't touch him!" Jiraiya dropped the duck, leaned over out of his seat and snatched up Minochi. He shielded the boy in his arms with an appalled look to the blonde man.

"Jiraiya give me my son! Why are yo-"

"You didn't wash your hands!"

Naruto's face lit up with embarrassment and anger at the man's insulting outburst. He clenched his fist and stormed over to beat the hell out of the old pervert.

Sasuke took hold of the blond, but was tempted to release him when Jiraiya made a self-satisfied face.

Minochi peeked over Jiraiya's arms to see what he was talking about. Naruto's hands didn't look dirty to him at all. He tried to get loose and even banged his toy against the cop's arms to release him.

"And don't even think about kissing him till you wash your mouth. That goes for you too Sasuke!"

Sasuke's facial expression went dark and he calmly released Naruto.

Kakashi had to act fast to stop Naruto from wailing on his partner. He shot up from the floor and managed to catch the blonde in time.

Jiraiya himself couldn't help the terrified squeak that escaped his lips as his body tensed up. It wasn't the beating he was afraid of. He was frightened because of how the blonde was charging at him like a crazed lioness.

"Assaulting a cop is a serious charge!"

"Don't ever speak that way in front of my son!!"

"Our son." Sasuke quoted on the sideline.

"OUR SON!" Naruto corrected himself as he lashed out at Jiraiya in Kakashi's hold when he could.

Minochi just gave up as everything that he didn't understand hit him all at once. He could barely focus now and was getting real sleepy. All that crying, struggling and worrying was wearing down on him. His eye lids started to fail him while he watched Kakashi calm his 'mom' down.

"Tired now." Minochi announced at an awkward moment with a blank voice. He then let his head fall back against Jiraiya's chest with his mouth agape snoring softly. The toy slipped out of his hand onto the floor.

"Does he always do that?"

"Yes, now let me go!" Naruto begged quietly to the older man.

Sasuke walked over to pick up Minochi, but the cop held on to the boy as if Sasuke would make him sick by touching him.

"What? They aren't clean!" Jiraiya whispered to a now fed up Kakashi.

"Give Minochi to Sasuke!" Kakashi ordered his partner. He couldn't keep hold of Naruto forever. The blonde was allot stronger now than he remembered but his defensive temper was still the same.

"Wash your hands at least!"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at the man holding his son.

"Give me my son now or I swear to god I will make your love life a living shit-hole of despair"

"Language Uchiha!" Jiraiya covered the sleeping boy's ears in one swift movement.

Minochi whimpered in his sleep at the contact made to his ears making Sasuke react in the wrong way to fast. He thought the cop had hurt his son, and Jiraiya could see this in the raven's sudden fury filled charcoal eyes.

"Wait Sasuke I didn-AUGH ACK!" Jiraiya chocked on his words due to Sasuke's hand grasping his throat faster than normal.

"Don't you ever do that again. Are we clear?" Sasuke's words came out in a precise threatening whisper. He tightened his hold on the man's neck when he didn't get a response.

"Jiraiya!" Kakashi urged the man to agree with the plea in his voice.

Naruto had stopped struggling so he could watch in amazement at Sasuke's random show of protective nature.

"But he's assaulting a co-ACK! Okay, okay." Jiraiya gave in and removed his hands from the child on his lap.

Sasuke then cupped his son's sides and lifted him up against his chest and let him rest his head on his shoulder.

Minochi nuzzled the crook of the man's neck and used his hands to grip onto his shirt.

As the cop rubbed his sore throat he smiled at seeing Sasuke support Minochi in a loving way and check over him.

"Don't touch his face-Okay, okay I'll shut up." Jiraiya joked with a quiet chuckle holding up his hands in defense at the three glaring at him.

Naruto was let go to join Sasuke in checking on Minochi.

After a while Kakashi motioned to Jiraiya that it was time go.

"We'll let you two explain to him what was going on. Naruto it was good to see you again, and Sasuke I'm glad you are back to normal." Kakashi said quietly with a mini bow towards the two. He stood next to a sort of pissed Jiraiya at the mirage doors.

"It was great to see you again too! We should all catch up later." Naruto whispered back as he walked over and gave the cops a hug.

Sasuke coughed when it lasted a little longer than he felt it should have. He earned an amused smile from the blonde for that.

The two officers then left the family alone with the sleeping child.