《S P D》035.
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Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem
"Y'all need to get up cause ain't nobody told y'all to be up and out all night." I said to Milani and K'yonii.
"What time is it?" K'yonii asked muffled "It's 8:23." I said and they both smacked their lips and turned over
"Bet." I nodded grabbing the cup off of the tv stand then I walked in the bathroom putting water in it
I walked out the bathroom and the were sitting up "Oh y'all up now huh?" I question sarcastically and they were both rubbing their eyes
"I got y'all flowers" I smiled grabbing them from the nightstand holding them out.
"I don't like flowers. I like twinkies though my mom don't ever buy them." Milani said and I threw them at her
"Girl you gone get these flowers." I said and she giggled "Thank you."
"Hmm." I hummed handing Ni her flowers and she grabbed them "Thank you."
"Go brush y'alls teeth and stuff so we can go." I said "Oh shit. I forgot about the appointment bruh." she said getting up then looked her stomach.
"I swear this shit grew overnight."
Milani rolled out of the bed onto the floor and just stayed there. "You good?" I chuckled
"Yep." she got up "You hungry?"
"Not right now no." she mumbled leaving the room
This nigga never eats bruh.
"Babymama." I said getting up going into the bathroom and she was wiping her eyes I didn't know if she was crying or not
"You straight?"
"My mom does me so wrong bruh" she chuckled "It's like everytime I try to get her to hear me out she somehow finds a way to make me the problem." she adds
"Or maybe it is me but damn she ain't gotta be so fucked up about it."
"You're not the problem call her ass out. Say what you have to say and if she doesn't listen then fuck it. As long as you tried." I shrugged
"Bruh she hates me." she mumbled "She don't hate you girl. She doesn't understand you and it's probably gone take some time for her to get her to that point but it's coo' ight?"
She nodded in response. "Now wrap this shit up so we can go find out when my daughters are coming." I said
"Bro I'ma be sick if they girls." she said making me chuckle lightly "You laughin' and I'm dead ass. I'm not gone have a baby shower or nothing." she said
"Taking it tew far." I said "Laugh the fuck out loud." she said
"You okay though?" I asked her "Yes. Thank you."
I left out of the bathroom so she could finish up in there and went out of the room
"Milani what are you doing?" I semi-yelled and she stuck her head out of the bathroom door showing she was brushing her teeth
I waited around for about 20-30 minutes and they were finally ready.
"Why y'all never wanna matchin' me?" I asked seeing them with their matching outfits on
"Cause we girls Siah. You a girl?" Milani asked making K'yonii cover her laugh
"Nevermind I want boys." I mumbled.
"Your results are in this envelope. Do you guys plan on doing a big gender reveal party or a small gathering?" The OB asks with a smile
"It's up to her." I shrugged "I don't know maybe a small gathering." K'yonii shrugged
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"Are you excited for your siblings to come?" The lady asks Milani and she hid behind me "Yes." she says lowly.
"I know you not gettin' shy." Ni says and Milani giggles.
"She's so cute"
"Thank you." we say in unison
"Once again. Congratulations you guys. You can pick up your appointment at the office right outside this room."
"Thank you." I said helping K'yonii off of the Ultrasound table.
"I know when to come back we gotta go." K'yonii said waddling toward the door "Milani come in front of me." I said opening the door for them and she did
"Look at her. And she waddled away." Milani said making me laugh "Not too much." I said
"Can I run?" K'yonii asked "Why do you want to run?" I chuckled. "Cause I want to find out nowwww." she says
"You gone run to the elevator?" I asked and she nodded "Go ahead." I chuckled and Milani looked at me
"You can ru-" before I finished she took off running behind Ni.
I shook my head and caught up with them "Y'all so childish." I chuckled
"Live laugh love." Milani says making an L with her fingers as the elevator opens
"Ni why you got her saying that still." I chuckled lightly and she laughed "She the one got me saying it."
We made it down to the car and K'yonii kept asking if she should just open the letter.
"I'ma just open it." she says and I chuckled opening the door for her then I opened Milani's door for her.
"Nevermind nevermind nevermind." she says and I closed the doors going to the driverside
"I'ma ope-" "Mom open the dang letter." Milani said cutting her off and I laughed
"No cause why you bein' mean to me first of all." K'yonii bucked and Milani bucked back
"What you wanna do?"
"You tryna fight lil nigga?" K'yonii asked "Fuck it is? Juh let me know." Milani says
"Aye get her." Ni pointed at Milani and I shook my head "Y'all are funny."
"She lucky my sister callin' me."
"Hi mama how you doin'?" Yonaa asked her
"I'm good how are you?"
"I'm fine. You on your way to the doctor or you comin' back?"
"I'm coming back."
"What are you having?"
"I don't know yet. I didn't open the envelope." she said "Can I throw you gender reveal party?"
"Today?"
"Yes."
"Sure."
"Do you want cake pops or a cake for the reveal?" she asked "Do y'all want cake or cake pops?" Ni asked us
"Cake pops!" Milani said "Ok- how many kids are you having? 3 right?"
"Mhm." she nodded.
"Okay I'ma go to the store you want something?"
"I need 30 bands right neowww." Milani said making me laugh "She hella funny bruh." Yonaa chuckles
"I don't want anything." Ni said
"Okay bye love you." Yonaa said and hung up "Guys." Milani said
"Hm?"
"I'm hungry." she said "Whattttt? You hungry now?" Ni asked and she smacked her lips
"Dad get her."
"Or what?"
"Mom or not what is you tryna do cause it's never nothing."
"Milani I'm your mom so you can't fight me."
"That's why you didn't fight yo mama? I would've."
"Nah I ain't fight cause I'm pregnant." she admits
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"What you wanna eat?"
"I wanna eat at Ronalds." she said "Who the hell is Ronald?"
"Who the fuck Eli?" K'yonii mumbled
"Ronald Mcdonaldddd duhhh." Milani dragged
"You wanna be different so bad just say Mcdonalds." I said
After we got Mcdonalds for them we made it back home. Ni dropped the envelope off at Yonaa's and she still over there.
"Daddy Dj said can he come over." Milani said "No."
"I'm on my way anyways." I heard Dj say
"Okay." I shrugged "Daddy are you okay?"
"No." I sighed "Whats wrong?"
"I need some money." I mumbled and she smacked her lips "Nevermind cause you playin'." she frowned.
"I'm okay Milani." I chuckled "You look sad but okay." she mumbled
"Yea okay." I mumbled "Sad ass." she said and walked out the room making me laugh. Bruh she really funny as a muthafucka.
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-Can you come pick me up from the bottom of the stairs please?
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I liked the message and walked out of the room to the stairs. I seen her leaning against the stairs then she smiled at me.
"Hi baby daddy."
"Stop calling me your baby daddy. We gettin' married." I mumbled and she looked at her hand "Oh."
I jogged down the steps and picked her bridal style and started to place kisses all over her face "I love you." I say between kisses.
"Why?"
"Why do I love you?"
"Mhm."
"Why you always gotta put me on the spot like that?" I chuckled and she smiled at me.
"I love you because you complete me. You fill in my emptiness with your presence and you actually talk to me. You keep a smile on my face and you real in everyway. Even though you be havin' ya lil nonchalant attitude sometimes you care about everyone around you and I love that about you. And you funny as hell. And a lot more of other things but I'm not tryna talk that much right now." I nodded
"You just made me ink." she pouted. "You always inkin' lil nasty ass." I mumbled making her laugh.
I carried her into the room and put her onto the bed. "Can you rub my feet please baby daddy?"
"Call me another baby daddy." I dared and she laughed "Baby dad- I'm just playingggg." she dragged out laughing
"You too old to be ticklish." I chuckled "Almost forty actin' like a lor bitc- that's how my mama actin' right now." She shook her head and I bussed out laughing
"Ni shut up." I said still laughing "I'm for real bruh she gettin' out her punk ass body." she mumbled and I shook my head
"She comin'?" I asked and she shrugged "Shit I'm not tellin' her if she find out then come oh well." she shrugged
"You want me to tell her to come?" I asked and she shrugged "You want her to come then go ahe-" her dad bussed in the room
"I love you. Fuck yo mama." he said then left and she started laughing then he came back in "What you havin'?" he asked
"I don't know. Yonaa 'bout to throw me a gender reveal right now." she said "Team all girls." he said and I put my hand up to high five him
"I'ma be hella mad if I don't get atleast one boy." Ni said
"You wanna come with me to get some indian food?" he asked and she nodded "You just ate." I said
"You in my business...?" she asked "Don't do that." she mumbled "Yea don't do that." her dad instigated
"Anywhooooo?"
"My way my way." he said walking out of the room. "Bye. Do you want something?" she asked
"I'll eat off of your plate." I said "Okay." she mumbled pecking my lips then left.
That lil girl love some Siah.
They ass was been supposed to be back "Mila- Dj get out my house." I smacked my lips
"Do you wanna fight?" he asked "When you're over 18 yes." I nodded "Bet."
"Where is your mom?" I turned to Milani "She said she was finna get some food." Milani shrugs "Call her." I said
"You call her." she mumbled "She don't answer me she only answer you." I lied and she stopped for few seconds then went to get her Ipad.
"You just wanna mess with me." she mumbled tapping away "You just want me to die." I said and she shook her head laughing
The phone rang one time and she answered now I'm jealous.
"Hi baby." she answers "Where yo ass at?" I asked grabbing her Ipad "I'm eating." she chuckled "Come home the kids miss you." I said
"Nigga the kids with me. You got one kid." she said "Nuh uh Dj punk ass here too."
"Bro I will beat the shit out you." Dj said making me buss out laughing "Anyways. Come home my beloved wife." I said
"I am. When I'm done eating. Look at the cups they gave us. Royal bitch shit." she said showing me the cups
"Period." I swiped under my neck and she laughed.
"Okay bye I love you. I love you Milani." she said
"I love you mommy."
"I love you too Dj."
"You ight I guess." he mumbled
"Ight bye I love you too." I said and she hung up
"She lyin' she never coming back." I said sitting on the floor "What y'all doin'? Finna have a tea party?" I asked
"You see what we doin' it look like we havin' a tea party?" Dj asked sarcastically
I looked at him then at Milani. "He not talkin' to me like...he too fuck little." I mumbled and she laughed
"Daddy get out." she chuckled "Yea get out." Dj instigated "You know what. I refuse to be treated like wet ass." I said getting up
I left out of her room and started to make my way downstairs and I heard people downstairs.
"No dumb ass make it go higher." I heard then I seen Yonaa telling KK to put up a banner. "You do it then ugly ass." he mumbled
"Ho my daughter not ugly."
"Meshell why you in my babymama house?" I asked after hearing her voice
"I thought y'all left?" she mumbled "So you in my babymama house for..?"
"To help decorate then leave because she hates me right now."
"You wanna talk? I think we should talk." I said pulling her anyways. I pulled her out to the backyard and we sat on the furniture out there
"Why you doin' my shorty like that man?" I asked her pulling a wood from my pocket and she sighed
"I don't know." she shrugged and I took a pull from the wood. "You tryna hit?" I asked holding the wood out to her and surprisingly she took it.
"I'm not gone lie. You're a dickhead." I said "Well straight like that I guess." she mumbled passing it back after a few pulls.
"It's not that I don't believe her it just doesn't seem believable that anyone can do that to just a child." she said
"She did the same thing to you though." I squinted "But not while I was a kid."
"But she did it to you. Moral of the story you're an asshole. If you went through the same shit what the hell make you think she gone treat someone who isn't her own any better? She barely gave a fuck about you." I jerked my head back
She didn't say anything. She just played with her hands.
"I don't mean to make you feel like a bad mom but Ni is different, she went through the most and she really fucked up in the head because of that you lucky she even opened up cause she so closed off about that. But honestly, she's getting way better. It may take her time to realize your reasonings but she is going to find a way to understand and when she does she'll want to talk to you. She doesn't hate you she's just thinking on it." I explain and she nods
"She's super nice though don't be afraid to approach her just don't try to make something happen let it happen naturally. If she doesn't want to talk leave it alone and let it happen"
"You love her a lot. I can tell." she said
"I do."
Fuck that gotta do with anything though?
"Thank you for loving her. She needs that reassurance."
"When did you get married?" I asked her and she made a face trying to remember "I had to be like 20." she said
"When did you have Ni and them?"
"I was...how old am I?" she mumbled and started counting on her fingers "Wait how old am I?" she asked me and I shrugged
Fuck I'm pose to know?
"How old is yo mama?"
"39."
"Oh then I'm 3- hold on." she cut herself off "Nevermind. I don't wanna kno-" "I'm 38. I had them when I was 19." she nodded
"Young ass." I mumbled and she side eyed me "Y'all is 18- beat the block" she bucked and I chuckled
"All bullshit aside though. Be easy on my shorty for real." I said "She need to be easy on me. But I-"
"Did Siah leave?" I heard
"No I'm back here." I said "Y'all got some good hearing." she mumbled and soon K'yonii came out to the back
"Or nevermind." she mumbled going back inside "Well nice talking to you" MeMe said getting up
"Scary ass." I said to myself. "Meshell why you just smoke my shit like that?" I asked barely realizing the roach on the table
"My fault." she chuckled
We walked in the house and everyone was in this mufucka. Like....everybody.
"Where my babymam- oh." I walked over to K'yonii who was sitting sitting at the table on her phone I went to sit next to her.
"Hi." she smiles "Where is your shirt at?" I asked her and she pointed in her lap.
"What were y'all talking about?" she asked "You." I said and she nodded.
"Can I see your phone?" she asks and I pull it from my pocket handing it to her "Can I go live?"
I nodded and a few seconds later she scooted closer to me so that I was in the camera.
"Hey guys welcome back to our youtube channel. Today we're gonna be pranking Siah so don't tell him cause he's right here." she said and I shook my head
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"I'm not. I have a tok tok though." she said
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"Thank y'all." she smiles
"Mommy Dj hit me in my chest." Milani said "She kicked me in the nuts." Dj mumbled
"Stop hitting him if you don't want to get hit back." Ni said "He better keep his hands off my daughter before I whoop his ass." I bucked at him and he laughed
"Yea okay." he chuckled and Milani reached for me "We gone jump his ass." I said to her pulling her on my lap and she nodded playing with my chain.
"They not gone jump you I got yo back boo." Ni said "Thank you girlfriend." he said then looked at me "You tryna go on a walk?"
"Yep." he nodded
"Punk ass." I mumbled
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"Jokes on you we finna have a gender reveal right now." I said
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"I want them to be girls she want boys." I said
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"There's three. They like your loc Lani." Ni said
"Who?" she snapped her head to Ni. "On dads phone."
She turned and smiled "Thank you."
"I think its ugly but hey." Dj said "Bitch say something else." Milani said and I bussed out laughing
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"Watch your mouth." Ni said seriously.
"Mom. Let me tell you something." she sighed and I shook my head laughing
"Everybody got a cake pop?" Yonaa asked
"No." Pookie said in the middle of eating one "Fucking idiot did that one have a color in it?" Monte asked him
"No it was white. Thats why I ate it." he squinted
"Okay go over there." Yonaa pointed
"Dad bite then everyone else bite after one another."
"Its white." Tk said
"White." Kj said
"White" Meshell said
"White" my mom said
"Oh shitttt its blueee lets gooo." my dad said
"White" Isia mumbled
"White" Mika said
"Mine white." Molly said
"Mine too" Donnie mumbled
"White" Mo said
"White"
"White"
"White" the twins say in unison
"Mmchtt white" Dj said
"I got blue!" Milani yelled "Why is you yellin' bruh?"
"White." Kk said
"White." Yonaa mumbled
"Black." Kj said and we looked at him and he turned it "Well brown the hell." he mumbled
I bit mine and got vanilla as well.
"On yo son Jesus Christ if you give me all boys I'll go by the church this sunday." K'yonii said 'praying' to God
She bit into it and turned it showing blue. Then my mom and her mom popped blue confetti and everyone clapped
K'yonii looked at me and had a small pout. "I'm sorry." she said wrapping her arms around me "It's whatever." I mumbled
"You wanna go try to change a gender." she smiled "You nasty. That's not even possible." I said
"Yes it is you want me to show you?" she asked "Get yo nasty ass on bruh." I chuckled
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