Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem

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"Mommy the tooth fairy gave me $10!" I heard Milani yell "It must've been super clean" K'yonii said "That's what I freakin' do man." she said

K'yonii started to laugh and flipped the camera to show Milani dancing

"Damn...damn...damn" I hyped

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"You want me to do your hair now?" K'yonii asked and Milani stopped dancing and walked out of the room make me bust out laughing.

"I have a question and don't get mad at me cause someone asked me it first." I said and she flipped the camera.

"What?"

"If I get head is that cheating" I asked and she squinted at me "Didn't nobody ask you that fuckin' stupid ass question. I should punch you in yourv fucking f-"

"I just said don't get mad." I smacked my lips "Why would you ask me that dumb ass question? If I go suck somebody dick is that cheatin'?"

"Yes. The fuck." I scrunched my face up

"There go yo answer then. The fuck." she mugged "Lil mad ass." I mumbled and she hung up making me laugh and call back

"Hoe I'm blocking you." she answered with a small frown "Baby I didn't say it wasn't cheating." I chuckled lightly

"So why you asked me? It make me feel like you went and got some head." she frowned

"Sorry I made you feel like that." I said trying to keep my laugh in. She been so sensitive bruh but also really nice.

"It's okay. Can I take you on a date when you come back?" she asked and I nodded "Where we gone go?"

"I don't know yet. I just asked you I thought you was gone say no." she said making me laugh

"Babe you wanna hear my dream?" I asked "No." she said and I started to tell her my dream anyways

"Bruh so me and all my cousins was at the fair and we seen pennywise and shit and it was basically like the It movie but he was only coming for me."

"Right."

"I'm like what the fuck. Then after that I stop running and I turn around and slap this nigga cause what am I running for?" I said and she bussed out laughing.

"Man I was tryna square up with this nigga and everyone holdin' me back I'm like nah let me go fuck this bitch ass nigga and I'm talking hella shit cussin' him out."

"I'm like mane you's a bitch ass nigga how yo bitch ass gone try to scare me what the fuck." she was on the other side of the phone wheezing

"And I'm remembering back to the movie how when they was talkin' shit he was gettin' smaller and I started talkin' more shit telling me about how much of a bitch he is." I continued

"I started feeling like my shirt was gone rip but it didn't rip fast enough so I ripped that mufucka off everybody holdin' me back again and I was getting mad as hell and I'm like what y'all not understanding bro is a bitch yadda yadda yadda."

"I had woke up out of nowhere and I'm like nah that nigga had me fucked up so I try to go back to sleep so I could beat his ass. But I couldn't so I started imaginin' it I was fucking that nigga up." I said and she was laughing so hard she was snorting

"I'm deadass bruh. I wanna fight freddy krueger next." I mumbled might even have that nigga pennywise help even though he a bitch.

"Bruh you are funny as fuck." she said said wiping her eyes still laughing a little. "What y'all doin' today?"

"I'm tryna do her hair and shit but she playin'. She know I don't even braid tight. Then we're going to get manipedis with Kaylia and two of the little girls from her gymnastics and then whatever they wanted to do before 5'oclock." she said and I nodded.

I sent her $1,000 on zelle. "Let me know if you need more."

"Need mor- woahhh that's way too much kids aren't that expensive." she said "Okay put the rest of whatever is left in Lani's savings." I said

"We're probably not even going to use half of that though." she says "Okay just put it in her savings." I shrugged

"K'yonii how many kids are we having?" I asked her and she giggled "It's a surprise."

"I got to know how many names to think of."

"It doesn't matter how many names you have to think of you would already be trying to think of the perfect name." she said

"Can you atleast tell me if I have to think of multiple perfect names?" I asked and she shook her head "It's a surprise."

"I have M and I names incase we have a boy though." she said "What are they? Then I'ma tell you mine."

"Okay for M I have.... Micah, Major, Makai, Milan, Maylon. Then for I, I have Isaiahs, Ingland, and Imari. It's kind of hard finding names." she mumbled

"Yea I don't have boy names. I don't want a boy." I admitted "Why?"

"Because I want them to have their own name. I hate my name bruh."

"Dude I love your name it's different." she said "Bruh nah if anyone in our family call out Rome infront of all the boys everybody be lost as hell."

"It's still dope." she shrugged "Okay let me tell you these names." I said going to my notes

"Ight so it's a lot in alphabetical order. Ariyah, Alani, Alaanis, Batari-Lynn, Charlize, Caliyah, Dior, Ezra, Imani, Imariae, Jikari, Jakayla, Kimari, Kaylonni, Kessiah, Kezaria, Mazaani, Mikali-Soray, Oriyanna, Promise, Saabyokah, Sabrej, Xeriyah, Xolani, Yuan-Soleil, Zylori, and Zolaina." I said

"Gahdamn." she mumbled "Those names are cute though" she said

"You gone do a lot to my hair?" I head Milani ask "Nope."

"You lyin'?"

"What I got to lie for?" she chuckled "Cause you be lyin'. You and Siah."

"Keep my name out your mouth." I said and she popped up on the phone "No! You said you was gone be here for my birthday and you not so you are a liar!"

"Yo birthday tomorrow." I squinted

"So what. You still ain't here." she rolled her eyes

"Ni grab the phone." I said "Stop talkin' to my mom." Milani said blankly and K'yonii bussed out laughing

"Nigga give her the phone." I said and she did "Ight I'm about to do her hair we gone call you later. Bye love you. Say bye." she said to Milani

"Byeeeee love youuuu." she dragged "Bye love y'all. Let me tell my offspring bye." I said and she pointed to phone to her stomach lifting her shirt up.

"I love y'all bye." I said then hung up

Love my lil family.

"Jacione I said someone is here for you!"

I sat for a little then decided to get up and see who it was. It was the little kid from next door who had the remote control cars.

"Wassup man?"

"Um can we play with the cars outside again please?" he asked "Yea." I nodded and he did a yes fist pumping thing and I chuckled closing the door

"Oh I have to get the other remote so don't move okay" he says and I nodded sitting down I checked my phone hearing hella dings

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-y'all tryna slideee? wtm👀?

-my daddy said me and mo can't come outside

-we'a be at the park in 10 though fs^

-We alr at the park.

-^

-yea all of us except Ja & Mo

-the whole roman empire ?

-yea except jacie & Mo nigga

quit call me that gay-

ass shit we not little no more

im racin cars with grama-

neighbor though

-you talkin bout that lil

snaggle tooth white boy with the

black mama?

shit prolly ionk what-

that mfka mama look like

he coo tho ntm

-I remember he kicked me

for tellin him he adopted. I was

just playin but he is🫤

why would you tell him-

that dirty ?

-ooooop not dirty

-Ja you gone come up here tho?

i'll sleep on it-

-LMFAOOOO

"We gotta hurry up and race the cars cause I'm supposed to be in trouble and I think my moms heard me." Lil dude said

"Ight."

"You can have this one since you had the broken one yesterday." he said and I shook my head "You good." I said taking the broken one

Who am I to get in the way of his hustle?

exactly

"Just go up and down until I get caught." he shrugged and I laughed shaking my head

"On ya mark git set g-" "Matierre bring your butt in this house!"

"Ma we ain't even get the cars race the cars yet." he smacked his lips "You get one race if you lose I'm gone punch you." she says

"What if I win?"

"Then you ain't gone get punched fool." she said "Call it off ma." he said

"On ya mark get set go!"

kinda wanna see him get punched

"Go to that red car and that's it!" she yelled and someone how my damn car got stuck and he ended up beating me

"Aye, you're cool man. Do you want to come to my birthd-"

"Matierre now!" his mom yelled "You wanna come to my birthday party tomorrow?"

"I ain't gone be able make it man. My daughter birthday tomorrow too." I said and he nodded "It's cool. You can come to my next one." he said

"Ight lil man yo moms waitin' on you." I said fist bumping him "Sorry!" his mom waved and I waved back awkwardly.

I guess I can go to the park

"Come on I's versus M's"

"Bitch. Theres not an even number." Milo said for the 100th time

"Well bitch how about you don't play so it can be an even number." Ike said

my girl will whoop all these niggas 1v1. pregnant and all.

"Ja you goin' to college after summer?" Mo asked me "Nah maybe later." I mumbled and he nodded

"So what you gone do?"

"What you mean?"

"What are you going to do to keep you financial and shit?

"Um get a job. I'm still gonna go to school I just don't know what for yet."

"Be a translator."

"I'm glossophobic." I said and he shook his head. "You'll be ight."

"Y'all gone play or what?" Ike asked.

"Til what?"

"30."

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-This mufucka was boohoo snot cryin' then when I'm done she talkin bout "I wanna show my Siah". Got the nerveeee to pose.

You know it's pride month-

-Bruh shut the fuck up she's 4.

Be who you arrrreeee-

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-You're sick. I'ma tell her you

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"Siah I'm not fucking gay!" her voice boomed "Bruh what the hell." Mo laughed

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"You done cupcakin'?" Ike threw the ball at me and I bucked at him

"Y'all tryna dine n dash tonight?"

"Bruh y'all don't sit down?" I mumbled "No, this life is short lets make it worth it nigga." Marlon said

"Shut up you wanna be Nispey Hussle so bad." Mika mumbled making me laugh.

"Ja ain't you supposed to go home tonight?" Mo asked "I leave at like lateas hell" I mumbled "I'm goin'." Molly said

"Me too. Let me call my uncle and tell him book my flight." Mika said and I shook my head

"Wassup Mika?" my dad answered "Can I go with Ja back to yo house?"

"Yo mama and them gone let you?" he asked "If I ask and they say yea can I come?" she asked "Mhm."

"Can we all come too?" Molly asked "How many of y'all is there?" he asked "It's me, Ike, Mijon, Iman, Isia, Marlon, Milo, Donnie, Molly and Mo. So 10." Mika said

"Messiah coo with that?" he asked

"It's yo house nigga I don't care."

"They ain't comin to my shit I'ma put them in one of them house by y'all." he said and I shrugged they gone be in them apartments fuckin' with me.

"How all y'all gone get here?" he asked "You gone buy our tickets." Molly said

"I only bought my son a ticket and if you a minor maybe. Y'all mufuckas is grown." he said

"Me, Milo, and Marlon 17." Mika smiled and he smacked his lips "Ight thats it leave me alone." he said and hung up.

"Mama said we can go." Donnie said to Mo "Now all of y'all gotta buy gifts for my baby girl birthday tomorrow or you ain't comin' and you ain't gettin' cake." I said

"How old is she gonna be?"

"5" "I'll give you some money for her but I'ma stay." Ike said and I nodded

"I'm finna buy mine right now. Which airport?" Molly asked "LAX."

"Wait what airline?"

"Knowin' his cheap ass it's probably southwest." I mumbled going to check.

"Yea southwest."

"Last time I was onna southwest I had a food fight with some damn kids."

"Childish."

"Everybody get out I'm finna get some coochie." Ike said "Told y'all don't sit on that man couch" Molly said leaving

"Dawg you be fuckin' on the couch?" Isia hopped up "Couch boofin' on me." Iman said and I bussed out laughin'

"Geekin'. Get out dummy." he frowned "I'm rey to hit up walmart." Mijon said as we left out.

I got a message from a random number saying "Aye ma lock me in, its Terrain from the mall."

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Stop giving people my number.-

-LMFAOOOOO.

Little hair ass.-

-Word to Lani I'm blocking you.

Wish she would block me.

"Quit calling me." K'yonii answered "Shut up. What are you doing?"

"I'm out with the girls what are you doing?"

"Gettin' my shit lined up." I said and she smiled

"In honor of pride month I just wanna say congratulations to my baby father for fina-"

"Yo I'm 'bout to bang on you don't say that shit." I cut her off and she started laughing "Shut up. Happy pride month foo." Milani said

"You and yo lor daughter 'bout to get y'all shit banged." I mugged and she laughed harder "We tryna make you feel welcomed." she said

"Bitc- Ni I'm not fuckin' gay." I said catching myself "Why would you ever call my mom a bitch huh? Huh? Huh?" Milani asked

"Why you calling me out my name we just wanna make you feel happy that's all."

"My fault for that but chill out I ain't gay bruh." I shook my head "Okay but I'm tryna support you and you not lettin' me."

"Support me with what? I'm not fuckin' gay yo. Fuck is you geekin' for?"

"I'm just letting you know I'm in your corner." she said defensively "...Get out of it. Leave me alone." I said and she started laughing again.

"I'm fuckin' with you son." she chuckled

"You wanna see my nails?"

"Nah fuck yo nails."

"Blocked. Happy Pride Month lil bitch." she said and hung up "She funny as hell" Isia chuckled "I'ma beat her ass." I mumbled

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-Apple pay: $45

-For your haircut and some

food bae 🫶🏾.

Keep yo money🫶🏽.-

-It's yo money🫶🏾.

Dawg I hate her for real bruh. I left her on read and shook my head laughing. She lowkey funny as fuck bruh.

"I'ma pay you when we get to grama house." I said

"Bruh I said you was coo' its free." he said

I wish he had a phone so I could just send it.

"Ight." still gone pay him

When we went to Walmart these niggas was goofin' around and shit but I bought the kid next door another remote control car to replace the broken one.

After that we went back to granny house and chilled until I decided to get my hair retwisted by my Auntie Ilidia by the time her shop was closed

She had 3 parts to her shop, the barber, salon, and a nail & make up section. Isia works in the the barbershop that's why he was able to line me up.

"Bend down." Auntie Lidia said to me and she put some oil in my hair doing the same to Isia. "Y'all be safe out there cause it's getting dark now." she says

"Ight ma." Isia said hugging her "Love y'all." she says side hugging me "Love you too." we say in unison

After leaving the shop we stopped at PapaDon's corner store

"Oh my god these motherfuckers." he face palmed himself as we walked in "Shut up 'fore I rob you." Isia mumbled hopping over the counter

I laughed walking behind the counter with them and sat in his chair.

"I thought you were going home today." Don said "I am. We waitin' on Molly and them to text me they ready." I said

"Y'all are all going?"

"Yea except Ike." Isia said

"Papa Donnnnn!" this girl dragged walking in with her friends behind "Whaaaat? Is that Izzy?" One of the girls said and Isia smacked his lips

"Quit calling me that."

"Ja over there actin' like he don't know nobody."

"Girl I don't know you" I mugged "You don't know me?" she says suprised

"You gone tell me or you gone sit there and assume I do?" I asked "Clearly you won't worried about me while you was gone."

"And wasn't." I scrunched my face up "Ooooh you sassy whats the issue with me?" she asked

"The issue is...you won't push down yo lace a little bit."

"But you shouldn't be worried about it."

"But its stickin' up while you askin' me questions. How I'm gone answer yo questions and I'm lookin' at yo forehead?"

"I- you not coming to my birthday party." she mumbled and I shrugged "Who's Milani?" another asked lowly and I blinked at her

"Who are y'all?" I asked "Who are they?" I asked Isia and PapaDon

"Lexi, Trish, Ronnie."

"They needa Lex, Trish, and Ron they ass on." I said still not knowing who they were

"Doniana can you get me the 5 pack honey berry woods?" Lexi asked (the one who assumed I knew her.)

I looked at her and bussed out laughing "Alexius?" I laughed "Oh you remember me now?"

"Yea cause yo ears mix match." I said and she stale faced me "Akikiki fuck you." she said paying for the woods

"Say cheese." I said and took a picture of her

Bitch you wish. Fuckin' bop.

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Babe.-

-Leave me aloneeeee.

Nah. Listen.-

-You ain't speaking nigga you typin'.

It's a shorty in here that sucked my dick before and- I don't know how she move but if someone text you or Yonaa I ain't do shit this what she look like

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-I'm not trippin' bruh.

I am.-

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