《S P D》019.
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Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem
"Move Siahhhh." K'yonii whined trying to push my hand away "You gone keep messin' with me?" I asked
"I wasn't even messing with youuuu." she dragged and I let her go pushing her onto the floor "Stop whining." I mugged
"Then leave me alone." she mumbled rubbing her nipple "You came messin' with me." I said
"No I didn't bro that shit hurts." she said with one hand on her boob getting up. "Let me rub it for." I said smiling
"Leave me alone punk." she bucked and I frowned "Whea I cyome from punk mean battyman no call mi dat."
"What's battyman?" she scrunched her face up "Gay." I said and she smacked her lips waving me off
"I should twist yo fuckin' ball sack off you whore." she mugged "Woooww." I dragged holding myself
"If I suck on it I guarantee it's gone feel better." I smirked "Spell guarantee." she said and I mugged her
"Fuck yo nipple then." I said "Fuck yo nipple how about I come and twist yo nipple. Ain't finna treat me like shit a day before my birthday."
"Fuck yo birthday." I mumbled and she threw something at me "Guess whattttt?" I dragged
"I'm tryna bust a nuttttt." she dragged "Gir- whats wrong with you?" I chuckled and she shrugged
"I found your vibrator." I said "I forgot about that." she mumbled "You want me to show you how to use it?" I smirked
"No."
"You sure?"
"Positive."
"Ahh fuuuuuckkkk" she moaned pushing my head down further. Heheeee
I was supposed to show her how to use a vibrator but her pum pum told me to eat it lol. Her li' ass bussin' . Now the vibrator just sittin' beside us...vibrating
I wonder if we have more bed sets. I thought to myself putting my arms under her flipping us over so that she was now sitting on my face.
"Siahhhh let me upppp." she moaned and I shook my head. It was on accident swear to God.
Don't be swearin' to God you eatin' pussy right now.
Yea so make her cry.
Now you know good and well she don't like cryin'
She tried pushing my head down while lifting herself up and I quickly grabbed her hands putting them behind her back.
"I'm finna cummm." she moaned lowly Just do it bozo
Stop talkin' shit
Bitch how?
She started lifting up and I leaned forward as she continued to go back. I felt her jerking and heard her moaning start to increase
"Jacioneeee sto- mov- oh my g- fuuuucccck!" she moaned louder releasing into my mouth then I felt her trembling.
I stood up with her still shaking and placed her on the bed and just watched her shake.
"Oh my God." she breathed out
Bruh why she look like a upside down roach?
I bussed right the fuck out laughing cause what the fuck. She cupped herself and closed her legs and eyes.
"Get away from me." she said with her eyes still closed and her hand still between her thighs
"Why?" I laughed trying to pull her up "Don't touch me. You know I can't breathe right? You took the little bit of air out of me bro that shit ain't coo'." she mugged
"I'm sorry." I said and she put her hand up turning her head "You want me to make it up to you?" I tease opening her legs and she snapped them shut
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"No. Leave me and my coochie the fuck alone." she said getting up "You told me you wanted me to eat yo pussy for your birthday. And it's not even yo birthday you want me to leave yo pussy alone. You backwards."
"Becauseeee when I say stop you don't stop." she said "You don't say stop you be like 'Sto- fuuuck Siahhh.' Like girl move." I mocked
"So sto- mean stop." she said and I shrugged "Well it's a little too late for that innit?"
"It's a heads up." she said moving her hand from between her legs "Can I smell yo hand?" I asked her
"I got-" she stopped then showed me her hand was wet "Lick it." I said making her laugh and shake her head.
"Can you get me something to wip- nevermind I'ma get in the shower." she mumbled scooting to the edge of the bed
I pulled her toward me by her arm "Don't pull me like that I got metal connecting my bones." she said snatching her arm away
"Sorry." I mumble picking her up placing her in my lap "I can feel you and I'm naked and you told me you can feel me." she whispered
"I can." I nodded and she put her face into my neck "Thats embarrassing." she mumbled wrapping her arms around my neck
"You good?" I ask "Yes thank you."
"You know you don't have to say thank you when I give you head right?" I chuckled "If I give you some bomb ass head you better say thank you." she said
"I will but I'm just saying I enjoy doing it so really I'm doing it for my pleasure if we bein' honest." I shrugged
"I don't care any and everytime you do it you'r- I think I just heard the door close." she cut herself off
"WHERE YOU BASTARDS AT?" we heard and she jumped off of me "I'm naked!" she whispered loudly pulling her sweater down to cover herself
"Get under the cover." I laughed "My nut is on the cov-" "Get under the cover." I said cutting her off and she said putting her face into her hands then the door opened
"It's our parents." I said looking from TK to her with a smile on my face "Yea I kind of figured." she said with her hands still on her face
"Why she coverin' her face?" he asked me and I shrugged "Why you coverin' yo face?" I asked her
"Behind my hands behold a face of shame." she said and my dad bussed out laughing "Y'all fu- oh my-" TK cut himself gagging
"Noooo we didn'tttt." K'yonii dragged "Is that nu- y'all are disgusting." my dad said walking out of the room
"Dad can you leave?" she asked and "Mhm. Already ahead of you." he said walking out closing the door
"Can I see your face of shame?" I asked and she moved her hands from her face with an indescribable face
"You have a cute face of shame." I pouted playfully and she threw a pillow at me getting from under the covers
"I'ma go." she said covering her butt speed walking to the bathroom and I took my shirt off and started taking the bedding off
I heard the water running and walked out the room seeing my dad and TK shaking their head at me making me chuckle
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I walked out to the patio cause that's where the wash room is putting the spread and sheet in the washer. Then sat the bed pad on the dryer.
I walked back in the house. "You was hungry?" my dad asked me and I bussed out laughing "That's jus-woww.." Tk trailed off
"Well we gone buy some food...then come back. Hopefully y'all are normal because this is beyond me." my dad said
"Got it." I nodded "Good gosh." Tk mumbled
They stressed the fuck out lol.
On God this the funniest shit we ever came across.
I already tried that yesterday shit don't work.
"Let me wipe my face."
Come on nie. Not Mr. Coochie Breath.
Duh bitch what comes with washing your face? Bozo.
I heard the doorbell ring and stopped walking then turned about face. Hmm...Should I answer
No.
Yea
No? K got it.
Bitch answer the damn door.
Didn't you say no the first time?
No
Oh my fault.
"Hadnin'." Man Man tried to dap me up. "I got coochie juice on my fingers." I said and he "Oh'd"inviting himself in along with Pookie and Phat Phat.
"Did y'all buy some more snacks yet?" Phat asked me and I nodded pointing to the cabinet in response walking to the room
"They so quiet I love it here." I heard Pookie say before I walked in the room then turn walking to the bathroom
"Then she still buyin' this spicy ass toothpaste thank God for my own." I mumbled "Hoe what? You wanna get yo shit rocked?" she said from the shower
"Gir-" I cut myself off and wet my toothbrush put toothpaste on it then wet it again and started brushing my teeth
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear-
Bitch the black one. Don't play dumb.
My fault
If you think about it that song literally never ends.
Okay just shut the fuck up.
"Do you know how tall I am?" K'yonii asked peaking from the shower curtain Girl shut up.
I spit the toothpaste out and looked at her "4-" "Don't try me please. Not today" she cut me off
"I was serious but okay." I shrugged and she mumbled something under her breath "Stop talking shit Marie" I said after rinsing my mouth out
"Ain't nobody talkin' shit coochie lips." she said rolling her eyes "You do realize you're naked right?" I said
"Yea and you have coochie lips." she nodded making a face "I will twist your nip-" "Please leave my informal bristols with nipples attached alone." she blinked
"Your what?" I asked holding my laugh in grabbing a washcloth off the toiletry stand "Informal norks." she said with straightest face ever
"K'yonii what are you talking about?" I laughed and she pulled the shower curtain back revealing her body and I raised an eyebrow
"Bristol." she spoke grabbing one boob "Nork." she said grabbing the other "You named yo tities Bristol and Nork?" I laughed
"No in Britain they call boobs bristols and in Australia they call 'em norks." she shrugs closing the shower back
"Why do you even kn- tsss this water hot as shit." I hissed shaking a little "Nigga you finna have a seizure?" she backed up
"No." I chuckled still shaking "Why is you shaking for?" she frowned "Body tremors" I mumbled then finally stopped shaking
"Uh nerru." she said going fully back into the shower as I put the washcloth on my face "Do you have seizures?"
"K'yonii leave me alone." I said but it came out muffled and she smacked her lips "Well fuck you too the hell." I heard her say
"Half of y'all don't know if you fuck with me or if you wanna fuck me. Ahh." I mumbled
"Half of who?" she asked popping her head out mugging me "Don't start." I frowned knowing damn well I do the same thing
"Oh okay. Just mad cause you's a stripper that thought you was gone get wifed and didn't sike." she said when I opened the door
"Girl shut up." I said walking towards her "What you walkin' up to me for?" she said disappearing into the shower
"Cause you talking shit." I said peaking my head through "Mmchtt. It's a tok tok." she mumbled and I laughed "Tik tok." I corrected
"I said that."
"Come gimmie kiss." I chuckled and she shook her head "She wanna kiss though." she said pointing at her coco
"Ahhhh you wanna fuck me." I said cheesing "Move it's cold." she chuckled "Girl that hot ass water." I said closing the shower curtain
"Yea but you got the co-" "Shut up." I said washing my hands then walked out of the bathroom.
I walked back out to living room and sat on the couch seeing Pookie holding Man Man in a head lock
"What happened?" I asked Phat Phat "Man Man called Pookie an orphan cause his mama just died. And he already don't know his dad" he shrugged
"Damn." I chuckle "Double homicide." he finished making me laugh and my phone started ringing
"Hello?"
"Pookie and them there huh?" he questioned "Yea."
"I told you bitch gimmie my money." he said before he hung up
"Siah I just feel li- ohhh." K'yonii stopped herself walking back in the room while they all looked at me
"Hell y'all looking at me for?" I frowned "Gotta wait until she leave and close the door." Pookie said as the door closed
"I respect that." I nodded standing up walking to the room "You feel like what?" I asked opening the door
"Right now I feel like if you not finna fuck me then get out." she blinked "Stop sayin' that cause I really be wanting to fuck you." I mumbled
"He think I'm cute." she said fixing the towel "Why are you sitting in front of the fan with yo legs open?" I asked
"So my coochie can dry faster." she laughed "Girl what? Why you won't just dry it off." I shrugged
"Cause then it's not gone dry the way I want it to dry." she blinked and I just looked at her before nodding slowly
"I got a question." I said and she hummed "If your mom was to just magically pop up in your life how would you feel?" I asked
"Um I would be happy and mad. Probably wouldn't talk to her though." she shrugged and I tilted my head
"Why?"
"Why wouldn't I talk to her?" she asked and I nodded "Because me, Yonaa or Kj wouldn't have experienced what we did with our grandma. I probably wouldn't have known a lot of things I did at an early age. And because of verbal abuse. It's a lot of reasons." she shrugged
"But what if she was like abducted or somethin'?" I asked as she stood up grabbing her underwear off the bed
"I would probably still have mixed emotions. I don't think she's dead though which makes me...I don't know but I'm not trippin'." she shrugged
"Even if she didn't know she died-" "You know some shit I don't know or something?" she asked me with a small mug
Yes
"No I was just asking sorry." I mumbled pulling my phone out my pocket sitting on the other side of the bed.
Y'all really just be humblin' each other lol
lol
"Y'all my girlfriend bein' mean to me I say we jump her." I said going live "Who the fuck is y'all and no I'm not." she said lotioning her body
"Yes you are why are talking to me so aggressively?" I frowned not even looking at her while I propped the phone up
Niggas really just sit on here and look at themselves?
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"I was eating her coochie and she made a mess so yea no sheets....no cover lol"
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"What girlfriend?" I asked "Boy what are you talking abo-oh. Jacione don't play with me."
"Maddie." I lied
My instagram name is literally ninisboyfriend.
"Whos Maddie?" she asked and I ignored her "You just blew my cover." I said smacking my lips and she stood in front of me with a towel still on
"Go put on some fucking clothes." I mugged pushing her out of the camera "Stop cussing at me." she frowned
"Put on some clothes." I said making a face
"Maddison to be exact." I said
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"Nini is her." I said pointing at K'yonii.
"Her name is fucking Messiah's property damn leave me alone ask her what her name is." I mugged
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"Messiah's Property they wanna see you." I smiled and she bussed out laughing "I'm not finna play with you."
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"Right you know who the fuck Messiah is go to hell." I said "See that's yo problem." K'yonii said sitting next to me
"Ew why I look so small compared to you? Do I really look this small?" she frowned and I nodded
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"Fuck you and the camera." she said getting up "Where you goin'?" I asked grabbing my phone
"To go eat." she said walking out the room making me laugh "Look at what y'all done did to my property." I said shaking my head
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"Fuck yo sorry." I laughed ending the live then followed her out the room "Oh shit where she go?" I asked walking in the living room
"She in that ro- oh well now she right there." Phat pointed behind me "Don't talk to me." she said as I opened my mouth to speak and I smiled
"Shit coo' with me." I shrugged walking away "Why do y'all act like that?" Man Man asked me "Like what?" I asked scratching my head
"The way that y'all act y'all don't see how y'all act why people don't wanna be around y'all?" he asked me "No?"
"Can you help me?" Yonii asked with a small frown on her face "With what?" I stood up and she put her hand on my chest sitting me back down
"Fixing the bed and don't stand up until I turn around." she said "What you mean don't stand up?" I squinted
"I don't like looking up at you." she said turning around and I stood up shaking my head following behind her
"Okay stay on that side." she said walking to the other side of the bed and I started putting the sheet on my side and she semi hopped on the bed to pull the sheet down
"Short a-" "Shut the fuck up." she cut me off chuckling "It doesn't have to be perfect, just make sure it's tucked under."
"It's gonna roll back up." she frowned looking at me then back at the sheet "It's not." I chuckled doing the other end on my side
"See."
She did her side and stood back with her hands out then looked at me and smiled jumping a little.
"Okay okay okay. The cover behind you." she said and I turned and looked down around me "It's called a spread." I said tossing it on the bed
"The difference?" she blinked "A spread is spreaded on the bed it's not really meant to be used as a cover." I explained with a small shrug
"iT's noT reAlly me- shut up." she mimicked and I laughed "IF I OPEN THIS DOOR IS Y'ALL GONE BE FUCKIN'?" Tk asked from behind door
"The door is literally cracked open." she whispered "Yea." I answered then I heard him sigh and walk away
"I'm not finna play." she chuckled grabbing the pillows and I gave both of us two pillowcase each.
After we finished we looked at each other and nodded then I started clapping as we walked to the door
"Ahhhh fuuuuuck Siahhhh!" she moaned loudly opening the door "Oh my gooneth."
"Just kidding lol." Yonii said then bussed out laughing looking at Tk eat a burger while crying then I bussed out laughing
She tried to speak but snorted and started laughing harder which made me laugh harder but she was snorting uncontrollably while wheezing
"Shit is not funny." he said wiping his eyes "Um tell her to start breathing y'all know she be struggling with that." my dad said making her mouth fall while she was still laughing
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