《S P D》018.2
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K'yonii Marie Taylor
"Wait." I said shaking my head. "Whatever do you mean my good sir? You can tell me I got another bother but can't tell me my mama ain't dead." I said
"Yea." He blinked "But. How? His birthday is tomo- woahhhh." I cut myself off "And to think you were smart." He says
"So we're quadruplets?" I said and he nodded "Y'all fucked up y'all just left him at the hospital?" I mugged
"No actually we were told that he wasn't going to make it and that he'd pass away within' the next couple of hours when y'all were in ICU. They said you was gone die too. Look at you. Retarded" he said
"You think you funny nigga? You not funny nigga." I said making him laugh
"You should take him up there and sue the hospital." I shrugged "Ohhh I definitely am. But that is IF" he nodded
"So since his birthday is tomorrow anddd he may or may not be who you think he is who's older?" I asked him
"Out of y'all?" he asked me and I nodded "Y'all came out together." he said and I side eyed him "How?"
"Y'all were literally hugging and both of y'all had to get whoopings cause y'all wasn't crying then y'all was put into ICU cause all of y'all are preemies but y'all was in the same thingy and literally were wrapped together cause y'all wouldn't let go until he 'died in your arms' some bullshit nigga ain't dead." he mumbled
"What the fuck." I said under my breath "Shit crazy huh?" he mumbled and I nodded "Wait so his name is Keoni?" I asked him
"Well actually that was gonna be your name but one of the nurses took it upo- that bitch took my sonnn." he cut himself off lookin' at me with wide eyes
"Wha- I'm lost." I sighed face palming myself
"There was this one nurse in the room she was sketchy as hell to me. And she wrote down Keoni name yo mom cussed her out while pushing at the same time. I was confused as hell." he chuckled
"But all of y'all have I think two or three birth certificates...you actually have three. That lady that wrote his name but she spelled it wrong she put K-e-o-n-i but it was supposed to be K-e-'-y-o-n-i-i and she was the one checkin' on y'all at the ICU then I went to see y'all after y'all mom went to sleep and I picked all y'all up and they gone kick me out talkin' 'bout I'm risking lives. Like bitch I don't care shit." he mugged
"Besides that yea they said I couldn't go back over there or they was gone kick me out so I stayed with y'all mom. Then I doze off a little and that same nurse came woke us up talkin' 'bout Keoni had passed and they couldn't get y'all off of eachother and bro you was cryin' so loud when I went in there. I think that's the only time you cried on your own."
"Shit I'm pretty sure if my brother died in my arms I'd cry." I chuckled "Then I took him from you and you just stopped cryin' I felt so bad I asked the nurse if we could just keep him in a jar or something cause y'all was so tiny. Swear to God that was yo bestfriend yo first 3 years of life you was not fuckin' with me at all." he said making me laugh
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"Why you didn't separate us when we came out?" I scrunched my face "Cause yo mom threatened me. Even after when I had to she didn't talk to me for a couple weeks."
"Damn. Why do I have 3 birth certificates though?"
"Cause we changed yo name 3 times and yo mom made the lady copy each of them out just to say she didn't want that to be yo name." he laughed
"Yo mom was so evil bro." he added "What was my name? Besides Keoni?"
"Ke'yonaa. Cause Keoni name was gone be Ke'yonn. Then it was K'yonaa and K'yonn. See what we did there?" he said and I nodded dapping him up
"Then she was like "Mmm. I think I want her name to be Ke'yonii." So she wrote it gave it to the nurse lady. Lady came back with the copy and she was like nah I think I like Ke'yonaa just messin' with her so the lady just gave her both the certificates. I'm tellin' you this motherfucka was evil." he said and I lightly chuckled
"Then the third time it was changed to K'yonii because Ke'yonn well Keoni faked his death. And she made the lady give her all new of birth certificates papers so it could be triplets instead of quads but I kept the quad ones and that's why Kj and Yonaa have two."
"Why she change my name though. And he did not fake his death the hospital did." I said with my lips to the side
"Cause she said it didn't make no sense for your name to be Ke'yonaa and their names are K'yonn and K'yonaa then she was like I can't name her K'yonaa too. Then she was like K'yonii to remember Ke'yonn." he shrugged
"Wowww. That's some shit." I said shaking my head "So basically I'm named after my brother who we thought was dead but ain't dead. I think we should go back to Ke'yonaa. Being named after a faked dead motherfucka don't sit right with me." I said making him laugh
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"I mean you can I do have the birth certificates. You ca' be all three." he shrugged "Now let's go see if my moms alive or not since we solving mysteries." I said standing up dusting my pants off.
"Well then let's go one 'mystery' at a time. First Pookie. Then you're mom. Then at that point call us ghost busters." he shrugged
"Okay to the car. Love you mom."
"You don't think she dead but you tell a tombstone you love it." my dad said making a yikes face "I can also be in denial."
"My fault." he said unlocking the doors "Wanna race?" I smirked "Girl I'm too old for th-" he said then took off running
"You a cheater." I laughed then started running "I'm old I get a head start!" he semi-yelled. I ran ahead of him touched the car
"How you cheat and lose? You're a sad sad man." I said shaking my head "Swear to God my hip popped out of place." he said
"Bro you're not even that old." I said getting in the car "You're finna be 18 tomorrow trust me I'm old." he said
"You're not even 38 yet." I said "I'm half of 74 though. Old as hell." he said starting the car "Y'all celebratin' y'all birthday together?" he asked me
"Shit I don't know fuck them. But for real I really don't wanna celebrate my birthday that shit is boring." I shrugged
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"You never wanna celebrate your birthday, fuck is you even here for?" he mumbled and I gasped "Bitch."
"See that's yo problem."
"I'm not going." I said to my dad "Girl yes the hell you is. You're more calm now you'a be ight. And if Keoni in th- nevermind I'll come." he said parking
"Mmchtt I can't spend the day with you?" I asked and he shook his head getting out the car making me smack my lips and get out.
"Hate yo ugly- I'm just playin' if you ugly I'm ugly." I said when he put me in a head lock. "Nah you ugly on yo own." he pushed me
"Foul. That mean you callin' Yonaa ugly, yo wif-" "You ugly on yo own bro." he cut me off "Noted." I nodded
"I'm lettin' you know if you ever push me as hard as you did. I'm going to light your house on fire. On yo head." I said
"Don't be puttin' shit on me bro I value my life." he said and my phone started ringing and I just answered it
"Why is my son sad bro?" I heard Meechiana's voice say "Um did you ask him?" I question "I'm not sad br-" "Yes you are." Meech whispered loudly
"Where you at so I can pull up on you and beat yo ass for messin' with my son." he asked me
"Sir can you please stop harassing me before you see baloney on your car? Thank you much appreciated." I smike sarcastically
"That's why you blind." he said "I'm not ashamed I don't care." I shrugged and he hung up
"Dad get your friend." I said to him "Who?" he asked looking around "Meechiana." I said making him laugh.
"Why do you keep calling that man that?" he questioned with a chuckle "Cause at the the end of the day that's my bitch." I said with my tongue out
"Mmchtt but if he keep callin' I'ma have to reconsider." I frowned answering my phone
"What?"
"Stop puttin' yo hands on my son too." he said "We already established that." I said boredly
"I'ma establishly beat yo ass." he said "I have knives in my sleeve I'm pretty sure I can just turn around and walk back to where your car is." I shrug
"Now why would you want to do that to lil ole me?" he asked "Keep harrasing me bitch." I mumble hanging up
"Sparkles and champagne- let me stop." My dad cut himself off laughing "Vip my section Royalty lookin' sexy you know that be my bae." I added walking up the stairs
"I'm tired of the liars. I'm tired of the games." my dad sung making the lightskin face and my phone started ringing again
"I'm literally by the door bro." I said "And you're paying for the hole in the wall." he said and I shrugged as if he can see me
"That's it?" I asked turning the key then taking it out walking inside. "Oh you was really outside?" he mumbled looking at me with his lips to the side
"Yes I was really outside. So was your car." I tease "What you mean was?" he frowned "It's finna get to-" I lied and he ran out before I could finish
"Where yo peoples at?" my dad asked me "They all probably downstairs." I mumbled shrugging. "Right under you?" he asked and I nodded
"I'll come get you tomorrow. I'ma get my maybe son." he said "You gone trade me for a maybe baby?" I asked him
"Mhm." he nodded "I don't want a hug bye." I said while he was walking toward me "Okay bye the hell." he mumbled
I walked behind him to lock the door when he walked out then walked to my room. I opened the door and seen Siah setting up the game.
This shit so freakin' awkward.
Who told you that him?
"You got voices in yo head?" I asked him then face palmed myself putting my head down
Oh you stupid bitch.
Whyyy did I just as-
"Yea." he answered making me look up to see him not even facing me. "I'm sorry I don't know why I just asked you that." I said making him chuckle
"You good."
Bitch said boo daddy.
Both of y'all said I had the go y'all should've said nevermind.
No. Shut up.
No. Shh.
Bitch draw him and see I know you remember what he look like
Sure do I gotta start carrying pans around so I could bat him right in his shit. Again.
What you meannn?
He can't hear us when we talk to his head like you can't hear them talking to us.
That's dope. I thought rolling off the bed to get a notebook. Ayo my notebooks is literally right in front of him.
He gone trip you.
I'm not finna play with you.
I started walking towards the dresser slowly. When I made it to him, I put my hands on his knees while looking at his feet.
"What is you doin' bro?" he chuckled and I ducked my head hearing the game start making him laugh
"I'm tryna get my notebook and I thought you was gone trip me." I shrugged "I was if you ain't hold on to my knees." he mumbled
See what I mean by niggas ain't shit guys?
"Please don't trip me." I said after grabbing my notebooks "I'm not." he lied
Instead of walking around, I crawled into his lap throwing the notebook on the bed and he put his arms around me so he can have better access to the controller.
I just sat in front of him blocking the game. "Move girl." he said tilting my head and I put it back
"K'yonii." he said pausing the game and I faced him trying not to laugh "Move." he blinked making me lift his arm up and go under it and onto the bed
So his face wasss like a triangle but round.
And his eyes were medium
One at a time gahdamn
Yep thats the bitch
I didn't let him do that. Hell.
Okay but now that I'm lookin' at it he does kind of look like Arlene.
See nah I hope this ain't the brother that's supposed to be dead. Is it a new trend or something likeeee what the fuck.
Motherfuckas got some freaky deaky shit goin' on
Where Messi- oh. I cut my thought off seeing him come in with snacks.
"I don't like you right now but you wanna watch a movie with me?" he asked "No but can you look at me real quick?" I said then covered my mouth
"I mean yea my bad." I said and he looked at me and I held the picture up looking between the both of them
Just a little though.
"Do you have pictures of your mom in your phone?" I asked him and he shrugged tossing me his phone.
"I'll just call her." I mumbled clicking on her contact
"Weh ya wa- hi girly." she smiled sitting up making me smile "Hi." I chuckled looking between her and the drawing.
"What's wrong?" she asked me "Um nothing I just needed to see your face." I said and she stuck her tongue out
Yeahhhh I see it.
Yeahhhh.
"Okay thank you bye. Hmm." I said hanging up and held the phone out to Siah "You ca' sit it down." he said and I dropped it.
"Do you know who this is?" I asked him "Why you drawin' other niggas for?" he frowned making me smack my lips
"Nevermind bro." I said making him laugh "I'm just playin'." he said took the paper from me and furrowed his eyebrows
"How you know him?" he asked me "He the o-" then my dad and Meech bussed in the room cutting me off
"Whew we thought y'all killed each other or somethin'." my dad said holding his chest while Meech was bent over out of breath
"I'm over that." I mumbled with a small shrug "Oh y'all talked it out?" Meech asked "No but maybe later." Messiah said and I nodded
"Aweee our kids are so mature"
Shit barely.
"Do you know who this is?" I asked Meech holding up the drawing "Who you think it is?" he asked "I obviously don't know." I blinked
"Who drew this?" he asked "Me." I said with my lips to the side and he showed my dad
"You know how to draw too?" Meech asked me "Y'all don't know how to talk, y'all can draw, and y'all quiet." my dad said
"You know how to sing?" they asked us in unison "Awe shit." threw their hands up
"K'yonii how you know who this is? You showed her a picture or something?" Meech asked us
"No she just sat here and drew that." Messiah shrugged and Meech turned to me
"He was the guy that told me to leave the cemetery and the one that hit me in the head with a pan." I said
"Are you sure you seen him?" Meech asked me. "Yea..." I trailed off
"The hell?" my dad mumbled holding on to the drawing "I told you Kai won't dead but y'all ain't wanna listen." Messiah sighed
"Shut up." Meech mumbled
"Meechia-" "Quit callin' me that for I body slam you." he said "How you mad at me cause Kai not dead?" I squinted
"Shut up you don't even know who Kai is." he mugged "Yes I do that bitch keep hurtin' me next time I see him it's a skillet to his head again. On baby Jesus." I shrugged
"I'm finna raise hell at somebody hospital." Meech said walking out with my dad behind him "Who's Kai?" I asked Messiah
"My brother." he mumbled "So his name is Rome-Kai?" I asked "You askin' a lot of questions." he said "Mmchtt. My bad nevermind."
"Stop gettin' butt hurt." he chuckled "I swear you're like the only person that can hurt my feelings so I just shut up...sometimes." I said
"I do not be hurting yo feelings." he said "Yes you do I be ready to cry." I said and he shook his head
"What made you assume his name had Rome?" he asked me "Cause yo dad name is Rome- Makaih or some shit." I shrugged
"Well his name is Rome-Ikaikah." he said "Confusin' ass shit. So yo son name gotta be Rome somethin'?" I asked and he nodded
"That's dope." I said and he looked at me then shook his head "No the hell it's not." he said making me laugh
"Yes it is. It could be like Rome-Armand. Or something." I shrugged "It has to start with an I or an M depending on what the last boy name in the family is."
"Um...what type of shit is that?" I asked "If you name them something out of that they gone have bad luck."
"What you want an I or a M?" I asked
"I want a daughter." he said "I think I want an M too. Hmm. Matteo? Nah." I said making him chuckle
"I'm sorry for picking with you and making you yell, cry, pushin' you allat." he said causing my eyes to meet his
"It's okay. I'm sorry for everything I said and did. I also don't hate you." I said "I know you don't hate me girl." he chuckled
"I'm not even gone lie I was only mad cause I felt like Kj and Yonaa was takin' yo side when they know why I'm afraid of heights and they wasn't lettin' me talk."
"Why you afraid of heights?" he asked "Bro don't laugh." I said and he nodded
"Kj and Yonaa used to always get in trouble when we was younger so I always used to make my grandma punish me instead of them for it and one time she made me clean on top of the roof and I fell off of it and cracked my shit open so I had to get staples bro. Then the same week I came from the hospital I had sleep on top of the roof....Then fell off again" I said
"K-K'yonii that's not a laughing manner." he said blinking at me "Shit everytime I think about why I'm scared of heights I be like 'damn bitch you really fell off a roof." I chuckled
"Ohh and she actually dropped me from some stairs. Kinda gave me flashbacks thats why I cried. Bitch was evil." I said
"Bro I'm so sorry." he apologized "It's okay you didn't know." I mumbled with a shrug
"And you've never cried before today?" he asked me "You have to ask Kj and Yonaa. They say I've never cried and I really don't remember the after math of me gettin' beat." I shrugged
"Yo that's fucked up." he said and I shrugged "It happened and she's dead I don't care."
"Are you okay? Like real shit?" he asked and I nodded taking my glasses off to rub my eye
"How bad are your eyes?" he asked "When I take off my glasses everything look like it got scotch tape around it." I said still rubbing my eye
"So that mean stop rubbing yo eye." he said moving my hand from my face put my glasses on me. "Hi." he smiled with his hands on my face
"Move you just know you make me ink. Out of my face." I said pointing at the door "Kiss?" he pouted playfully
"You corny." I chuckled "Girl let me be corny for you. Shoot." he scrunched his face up and I leaned in kissing his lips
"One more?"
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