Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem

"Merry Christmas." Lancey said necking me before sitting down "Chill out bitch." I mugged pushing him

"Well someones not in the holiday spirit." he frowned "Nah you just play too much I'm definitely jolly." I said making him chuckle

"Nigga said jolly." Ki chuckled "Who y'all got comin' today? Nobody? Cause they don't love you bitches." I joke

"Mmchtt fuck you. And actually my mama comin' and yo mama comin' did she tell you she was my pen pal." Lance smirked

"Bitch no she not she don't barely even speak proper english." I mugged him making Ki laugh. But I'm dead ass.

"Real shit though my moms and my daughter comin'. A nigga scared and shit." Lance said holding up his shakey hands

"For what?" Ki scrunched his face up "Nigga I don't want my daughter seein' me like this. Nor my mama she ain' raise me just to see me in jail." he frowned

Wish I had a daughter. Or a son. A child.

"Families are starting to arrive. All immates must go to their assigned cell for a count. Then you will all be released once your unit is done with its count." the counselor for that unit said over the intercom.

"Ight then." I dapped Ki and Dae up

"Harlem no one loves me." Snickerz sighed walking beside me to our cell. "Why you say that?" I asked

"Cause I don't think nobody is out there for me." he shrugged "So no one loves you?" I squinted

"Uh. Unless you do." he smirked "Mmchtt move." I mumbled kicking him from behind folding him "I was just playin'." he frowned

"Mhm look where playin' get you." I mumbled standing by my cell watching the COs begin their count.

"They some fuckin' liars." I mumbled "Who? What somebody do to you now?" Ki laughed

"He said once they done with the count we ca' leave. Why the fuck we still in here?" I mugged

"It's 15 units in h-"

"Units 1-5 can now leave their units. I repeat, units 1-5 are now able to leave their units." we heard over the intercom

"Awe look at God." I touched my chest standing up and he laughed "These niggas runnin' like it's the last day of school....in elementary." Lance frowned

"Shit niggas miss their families."I shrugged "Where the hell is my mother?" Snickerz said aloud with one hand on his hip and one hand over his eyes

"It's the one right there standing just like you." Ki said pointing at a lady that was standing just like him

"OOOU MY BABYYYY." Lance ran picking up a baby girl. Awe. Coo. Anyways.

"Ight then my peoples here. I'm over there if you need me." Ki said pointing in front of us and I nodded

"SIAH!" I heard someone yell from the side of me making me turn slowly. Oh it's these people. Mmk.

"Oh my goodness you always doin' baldheaded shit." I chuckled walking up to my dad. "Wassup boy?" he dapped me up

"Merry Christmas bitch." I said then ran when I seen my mom "Aweee you missed lil ole meee?" she dragged

"No I'm runnin' from yo dog." I said getting behind her "You ain't miss me hoe?" she asked grabbing me by my ear.

"I did b-b-but I'm kinda in the mi- owwww ma I'm sorryyyy." "Yea ram his ass up. That's my wife y'all." my dad said proudly

"Mom can I give you a hug? Gahdamn." I mumbled trying to move her hand "I should stomp on yo head." she said letting me go

"The homie domestic violence foo' can you talk to me when you're more calm or something?" I joke

"I got a question though." I said pointing at K'yonii "Man I don't know what happened to her but she been high since we went to go get her." my dad laughed

"Say lil mama you cute." I said walking over to her and she looked at me with low eyes and smiled

"Hi Siahhhh." she dragged with her arms open for a hug "Hi Yoniiiiiii." I dragged making her laugh

"Can I kiss you?" she asked making me laugh and shake my head "Mmchtt." she pulled away then sized me up and down and I sized her with a small mug

She had a sweater, some sweatpants, some hightop rookie of the year Jordan 1's, her hair was in a messy bun and to top it off she had glasses on. Fire.

"I think you got taller. Maybe I'm trippin'." she said then squinted at me and I squinted back "Yea I'm trippin'." she shrugged

"Ayo what you on bruh?" I laughed sitting down on the bench that was by us "Bhudda made Saint make me some more edibles and I ate like 4- you want one?" she smirked

"I'ma get in trouble." I shook my head "Mmchtt I gave some to the CO over there." she nodded her head towards Mr. Jones making me laugh

"His fat ass." I shook my head "You told me save you some the first time I answered a phone call now you don't want it. Let me go find my friend." she said

"Wh- what friend bro?" I laughed "Hershey? Twix? The nigga that be messin' with you. Finna put him on." she nodded

"You hell bruh." I chuckled and she chuckled before tilting her head at me and I tilted mine at her. Hehe staring contest? I think so.

I'll fuck the shit out her. I thought to myself and she blinked and I nodded. Oh okay. Yea oh okay.

"You just wanna fuck me." she smacked her lips "No I d- Well hmm." I cut myself off "Oh you stupid bitch." she laughed

"I'm just playin' buuut Boosie did say 'Ion wanna talk I wanna fuck. I'ma scorpio.' You know what I mean?" I shrugged

"It's okay I'm tryna fuck too so now eat this and we could go fuck inna porta potty while we intoxicated." she said making my mouth fall

"You nasty. And you just want me to eat that edible. Starting to think its laced" I shook my head "Mmchtt I just miss you. Andyomouth mostly you though." she nodded

"That edible got you too blunt." I said looking around then I seen Snickerz walking towards me making me sigh

"Right bitches get head one time think they a porn star." she said making me bust out laughing "Bruh shut up."

"That's my friend?" she chucked her head up and I turned my head looking at Snickerz then I turned back to her and nodded.

"Harlem I got some gummy bears you want some? I didn't open them yet." he said "I'm good. Thank you though."

"You want some of this?" K'yonii asked him pulling the edible out her pocket making me take it from her.

"You need to stop wavin' this shit around." I mumbled pulling her closer to me "Stop touchin' me."

"Girl I could touch you. Hell up. Hmm." I hummed holding it to her mouth to take a bite. "Just take it cause you be tryna seduce me."

"No I don't." she said taking a bite not breaking eye contact "See thats what I'm talkin' 'bout stop lookin' at me for I fuck you." I mugged

"So y'all just forgot about lil ole me huh?" Snickerz mumbled walking away snatching his gummy bears off the table

"You can not be saying that." K'yonii mumbled with her head down laughing to herself "Saying what?" I asked lost as hell and she just looked at me

"What? That I'm gone fuc-" "You wanna make a tik tok with me?" she cut me off and I blinked "Youn want me to fuck you?" I asked

"No- I do- stop. We finna fight wassup." "Um babes you're not fighting my friend." I heard making me smack my lips

This nigga Lancey annoyin' as hell. K'yonii sat down and looked at me with her lips to the side. "Why you lookin' at me for say hi." I laughed

"Heyyy cousin." she said like Sean from white chicks waved making the yikes face and I laughed when she looked at me still waving at him

"You don't have to keep waving." I chuckled putting her hand down and she burried her face into my chest

"Tell him to go away." she whispered "She said go away." I said to him "Say it to my face so I could have my daughter bite you." he said

"If yo daughter bite me, and I mean this in the mo-""Okay that's enough talking for you Taylor." I cut her off covering her mouth

"Basically if yo daughter bite her she gone kick her." I said and K'yonii nodded "Mmchtt you not my cousin no more." he mumbled

"Can we kidnap you?" she asked seriously "No. I'm grown y'all gotta abduct me." I said and she smacked her lips

"You know what the hell I'm talkin' about bitch." she mumbled "Watch yo mouth." I said and she flipped me off

"I'll bite that motherfucka off."

"Sooo bite it bitch." she dared with her finger still up. "Call me another bit-" "Bitch." she cut me off and I yanked her by her sweater holding her down

"Why you manhan- bitch why you just flick me." she touched her lip then started swinging at me

"You hittin' me over a flick like you don't be fuckin' me up." I laughed grabbing her hands "Move." she said trying to pull away

"I'm sorry." I laughed then started kissing her all over her face "Mooove stop kissing me you dick in the booty ass bitch"

"Can you move please?" she huffed and I let her hands go grabbing her by her neck "Kiss?" I ask with my head to the side

"But I don't know how to kiss." she frowned making me chuckle "Just a peck no tongue." I said and she puckered her lips closing her eyes

Hehehe my time has come. I thought to myself pulling her toward me. Her lips so soft...Ugh let me teach her how to kiss.

I pecked her lips multiple times before letting her go. "I swear you just wanna fuck." she sighed resting her head on her hand

"Stop touchin' me." she said "I can't touch you?" I said with my hand over my chest "No cause why you flicked me like I'ma little ass kid."

"Cause you are a kid. You're 17." I shrugged "Be careful who you're calling a kid Louis. Cause if I'ma a kid then you're a pedophile." she said like Peter

"Can I have one more kiss?" I asked smiling innocently "Can you eat my coco right now? Oh okay." she nodded

"Nah maybe a little finger action though." I shrugged "I hate that you're you like. Dang." she chuckled "I didn't say you could kiss me."

"I didn't ask." I shrugged grabbing her face kissing her again "But you di-" I kept pecking her lips so she could shut up "I sti-" "Shut upppp." I cut her off

"Young love? Yes we love to see it but no kissing." the lady CO said "Yes ma'am." we said in unison

"Guess that means no fucking in the porta potty." K'yonii sighed "Girl shut up." I laughed and she reached for my hair. Very much I did flinch.

"Mmchtt you draggin' it." she said standing up "Get up nigga." she said pulling her pants up "Fuckin' short ass. How tall are you?" I laughed standing up

"Tall as fuck so shut the fuck up and respect my pimpin'." she mumbled "Ight now lock yo fingers." she said and I did

"Okay drop 'em." she said "Mhm." I hum "Now look at the back of your shoe." she said and I did "Cinnamon" my dad said and she bussed out laughing

"I'ma make this my lock screen." she said showing me a picture she just took

"Mmchtt move man." I chuckled shaking my head "Y'all gone eat?" my dad asked us "I'm no-" "Yea." I cut Yonii off draping my arm over her shoulder

"But I'm not hungry. We ate on the way here." she said and I looked inside her sweater "Why you ain't got no bra on?"

"Them lil ass skeeta bites." I said reaching my hand under it "Sto- let my titty go." she stale faced me "Why?" I asked putting my other hand in her pants

"Boy why is you checkin' me like I be fuckin'?" she mugged pulling my hand "I been cravin' you and thats bad. It wasn't all that." I lied shit was bussin'

"You ain't shit bye. Where yo other friend with the braids maybe he'll appreciate me." she said and I pinched her nipple

"Tsss stop. You gone get us put on the sex offender list bitch." She said snatching away from me making me laugh

"Well we just not gone be able to be within 500 ft of a elementary school." I shrugged "You need fucking help bro."

"Let me see yo nails. I think I seen a M when you flipped me off." I said grabbing her hand in there like swimwear "I have two questions."

"Unt un." I shook my head "Mmchtt why?" she smacked her lips and I interlocked our hands "Cause one of them gone be retarded." I shrug

"It's only retarded to you cause you don't think like me. I was tryna ask you it before but you told me shut the fuck up." she said and I scratched my head

"Sooo what make you think I won't say it again?" I asked "You don't really have a choice but to hear it." she shrugged

"Okay first question issss. If we were slaves wo-" "Yes K'yonii. I would still be interested in you if we were slaves." I cut her off

"Sooo you see yourself jumping the broom?" she asked "Yes. Anything else darling." I smile and she rolled her eyes walking ahead of me

Oh my goshhhhh. "What I do?" I squinted with my hands out and she kept walking "Where you gone go? Ain't nowhere to go." I shrugged

"You better shut the fuck up talkin' to me bro." she said and I covered my mouth "What if I know like a little bit of sign language can I talk to you like that?"

"I don't know si- boy if you don't shut the hell up talking to me." she cut herself off making me laugh

"What did I even do? I said I'll jump the broom weirdo." I frowned and she flipped me off

"I like that." I said blowing a kiss and she moved out the way "You can't kiss me no more fuck yo kisses."

"What. Did. I. Do?" I asked as I stopped walking after her "You're not taking me serious. That was a serious question."

"Mmchtt. You for real?" I stale faced her "Yes." she mumbled pulling something wrapped in plastic out of her pocket

"Ight. I'm sorry. But if we bein' real you're just sensitive." I said and she shrugged unwrapping the plastic revealing a rice crispy

"I said sorry." I blinked "K." she shrugged eating the rice crispy "Do you stress eat?"

"I'm not stressed they just good and I know I'ma get...higher in like 10 minutes." she shrugged and I nodded grabbing her hand biting the rice crispy

"Move." she said punching me in the chest. "Do you know what I'll do to you?" I asked her grabbing her by her sweater "Kiss?" she laughed

"No kiss? Hm. Okay." she shrugged pulling out her phone "Nigga what else you got in yo pockets damn?"

"Let me go and I'll show you bitch." she said and I flicked her in the mouth again then grabbed her hands before she could hit me

"I'm not no fucking kid bro stop flickin' me son. Shit is not coo'." she said making me laugh "Kiss? No kiss? Hm. Okay." I shrugged

"Move that shit is not funny." she mugged "Oh you don't like that?" I asked with my head tilted "No I don't let my hands go before I head butt you"

"Yo head can't even reach my head." I pouted playfully "I'ma bite you." she said like that was gone change something

"Bite me I bite you back grr." I said mocking that one video "Can you let me gooo." she whined throwing a mini tantrum.

"Awe you so cute. But no. Cause you're abusive." I blinked holding both of her wrist in one of my hands then started checking her pockets

"How you even get this in here. You not even pose to bring outside stuff." I squinted feeling a knife in her pocket

"Gots to see through my boy." she shrugged trying to get her arms loose "What you mean?" I scrunched my face up

"Um I didn't walk through that thing that be beeping that shit be fuckin' with my head I hate them type of noises." she shrugged

"You're not going to get loose bruh." I said with a blank face "Mmchtt what do you want from me?" she asked

"To fuck." I shrugged "I wanna fuck too but we can't if you holdin' me down." she said and I raised an eyebrow

"Edibles kickin' back in? I think so." I nodded letting her go and she punched me right after I did that

"Ight." I picked her up and she let out a little yelp "Put me down I'm so sorry I swear to God. We can watch Midnight Gospel right now." she said holding me tightly

"You gotta let me go if you want me to put you down ma." I chuckled "You gone drop meeee." she dragged "I'm no- you're not that far from the ground"

"You'a lie." she mumbled "We not lookin' at the same thing?" I asked "Unt un I closed my eyes." she said making me laugh

"Why you scared of heights? What if I eat yo pussy while you on my shoulders or somethin'?"

"Then it's just not gone happen. And if you don't put me down we not fuckin', suckin', or nothin'." she said

"Now you really gotta put me down all you wanna do is fuck me." she said. Do you wanna fuck yes or no you confusing me.

I leaned to put her down but she didn't let go "Get off of me girl." I said and she let go then opened her eyes

"I hate you." she folded her arms "Oh no. How could I ever find a fuck to give my love." I said dramatically

"You wanna be my girlfriend?"

"Yes- No fuck you. I wanna go home." she said and started walking to my mom and dad pulling out a wedgie "Get out yo ass dirty" I said

She flipped me off without turning around while still walking

"But when I said I wanna fuck you, you told me to put you down. Why you can't be like me? You flipped me off and I'm down we could go fuck right now." I said loud enough for her to hear

"Shut the fuck up bitch." she said and started running when I pulled my pants up.

"Stop chasing me my stuff gone fall out my pockets!" she semi-yelled "Stop runnin'." I said and she ran behind my mom

"Leave she 'lone." my mom said making me smack my lips "Don't y'all arrest immigrants?!" I semi-yelled pointing at her

"But...you're an immigrant." my parents said in unison "Stop saying that no I'm not." I frowned

"Ooou bitch keep on I'ma get yo ass deported." K'yonii said and I bucked at her "I believe her too." my dad laughed

"I don't know why y'all told her that now what we gone do?" I sighed "Shit nigga you better marry her. Get yo citizenship." my dad laughed

Bitch I'm legal.

"You wanna be my boyfriend?" she smiled "Nope fuck you. Die." I mumbled "Come kill me." she said blowing a kiss.

"I feel like you tryin' me cause I'm in jail. Watch when I get out I'm definitely beating the fuck out of you." I nodded

"So you no see me? But if I kunk you inna di head I in deh wrong right?." my mom said pulling me by my ear

"Eentime dis li peel head John Crow come 'round you paan she side. Weh ya paan maane?" I asked

"Sigh. Immigrants." My dad said to K'yonii resting his head on his fist.

"Mmchtt man who is John Crow?" she asked seriously

"That's an insult. You need me to wrap your hair up for you?" my dad asked making her chuckle and shake her head

"Siah. I needa ask you the second question." K'yonii waved me over to her "Just ask it." I shrugged and she shook her head

"It's nasty." she said and I rushed over to her "Pitiful." she said and leaned in to whisper making me bend to her level

"Why cum don't taste like notin'?" she whispered "Whaaat?" I asked wide eyed "Cause remember when you put yo fi- oh shit." she cut herself off