K'yonii Marie Taylor

"Man where the fu- I know I'm not in no fuckin' hospital." I said to myself. How he gone hit me with a pan then bring me to the hospital?

"This is some bullshit yo." I frowned taking the IV's out my arm then an alarm went off. I hate loud noises bro.

"Can one of y'all turn that off please?" I asked hopping out of the bed. Big purr they took off my cast. "Uh ma'a- ma'am you can' t lea-"

"I'm not leaving right now I gotta put my clothes on first say what you gotta say now." I said grabbing a the bag with my clothes in it

"Well you can't leave until we do a check up-" "My name is Kioria Mendoza I'm 23 and I just gave birth to my- where's my daughter?" I ask in the middle of pulling my pants up

"What's the last thing you remember?" she asked me "I just said I gave birth now where is my fucking daughter?" I question

"You never gave bir-" "Who are you to tell me I didn't give birth? You weren't even in the delivery room." I cut her off putting my sweater on since I didn't have a shirt.

Lollll lemme stop messin' with people.

"Well I'm the nurse and I'm try- ma'am you aren't allowed to leave yet if you don't know who you are." she said as I walked out

"You are right." I said walking back in getting my phone out of the clear bag then walking back out

"Atleast he made sure I had my phone." I mumbled calling K'yonaa "Mmchtt bitch." I mumbled since the call went straight to voicemail

Um maybe I should call Kj... I thought to myself "Heyyy sissy you just woke up?" he asked "Bit- duh." I blinked

"Yea take yo ass back to sleep for a couple more days with that attitude." He said "Mmchtt bro can you come get me?" I asked

"Yea hold on. Is y'all okay?" he asked whoever he was around "No cause this bitch tryna show out sayin' I smell like fish." Some girl said

"Fuck it everybody get naked let see who pussy the best." he said making me buss out laughing. "Excuse me? You need to leave!" someone else said

"Nigga where is you at?" I chuckled "A sle- lady please don't touch me or I will have my sister kindly whoop your ass." he cut himself off

"I'm at a sleepover though. I'm finna come get you." he said "Fasho." I mumbled hanging up

If I call Siah y'all think he gone answer?

Bitch go get friends why you askin' us this?

Yodo.

I called him walking out of the elevator. Gahdamn nigga you gone answer or wha- yea lemme shut up

"What's up you straight?" he answered Voice on deep purrrr might drop a crumb of coochie.

"Yes. I'm waitin' on Kj to come get me so I need you to be on the phone." I mumbled "Where you at?"

"I'm in Atlan-" "Where you at son?" he chuckled cutting me off "Outside the hospital."

"Go inside weirdo."

"No cause they gone try to take me." I said making him laugh "What happened?" he asked me

"When I woke up like probably 10 minutes ago I was takin' the IV's out my arm then an alarm went off and so-"

"Why you was in the hospital?" he cut me off "Oh so remember the first time I went to hospital and I told you how that boy told me not to go out the front?" I question

"Mhm." he hummed in response "Sooo tell me whyyy" I started but laughed "What happened gworl?" he said like a girl

"The nigga came to the apartment knocked on the door and hit me in the head with a frying pan" I said face palming myself

"Wait whaat?" he laughed "Bitch that's not funny." I frowned "What I tell you 'bout yo mouth?" he warningly asked

"What I tell you 'bout yo mouth? Oh okay." I nodded "Oh okay. Yea yea oh okay." I said as he tried to speak

"Shu- wha- pipe down bih pipe dowwn". he said making me laugh "Bruh I freakin' download toktok toktik...toktok? What's it called?" I asked him

"Tiktok." he chuckled "Yea that shit. Bruh that shit is funny as hell. At first I was just watchin' it on yo phone but I just downloaded it on mine."

"This nigga said toktok." he chuckled lowly "Mmchtt. Anyways." I mumbled propping the phone up

"Soooo I learned a new dace." I stuck my tongue out "You gone show me or you gone stand there lookin' dumb?" he asked

"Bitch. Okay its 'she made us drinks to drink we drunk 'em got drunk. And I thiiiink she thinks I'm coool she gave me a wink I wink back.' period and I'll do it again." I finished picking up the phone.

"Period." he co-signed "K'yonii."

"Boy don't be sayin' my name while you up in thea' it's either Yonii or Phat juicy coochie Ky." I mugged making him laugh

"Phat juicy coochie Ky?" "Yes." I shrugged making him laugh "Can I fuck you Phat juicy coochie Ky?" he asked

"I mean you can but later or something." I mumbled seeing Kj's car pull up by the curb. "That's Kj?" he asked and I nodded

"Aight then foo." I say about to hang up "Aight then I'm finna go back to sleep I'ma call you later." he said and I nodded getting in the car

"Fasho." I mumbled "Ma you is not a nigga." he said making me and Kj laugh "Bye bro." I hung up

"Now nigga what the fuck are you wearing?" I asked Kj "First of all I had to act like I was gay to get up in the motherfucka so don't do me." he frowned

"But...a hello kitty crop top though?" I asked him "Yes and I had on some booty shorts too but I put them in my spennanight bag when I got there." he shrugged

"That's yo bag?" I asked him pointing at a pink PINK duffle bag in the back. "Mind yo business." he mumbled and I grabbed it

"K'yonnnn I'm not finna play with you." I laughed pulling out a wig and booty shorts "Mmchtt put it back." he mumbled

"I'm tellin' Jania." I joked "She told me she was pregnant and I said okay and she gone get mad like you mad cause I believe you?" he said making me chuckle

"You think she really pregnant?" I asked him "I really don't care if she is. If she is then oh well you ready to be an auntie?" he grinned at me

"Bye." I chuckle reclining the seat "I know you not finna got to sleep after being sleep for 2 days son." he said side eyeing me

"I'm not I like being comfortable." I mumbled "Where I'm takin' you?" he asked "To my shit." I mumbled looking in the glove department

"Nigga yo throat don't burn when you smokin' these?" I frowned holding up a pack of dutches "Nope." he shook his head

"You don't even know where I live cause you and yo bitch ass sister don't come see me. It's okay though I got another Kj." I said talking about Pookie

"Don't make me beat you up in this crop top bro." he glanced at me making me laugh "You still snort when you laugh?" he asked

"You're not funny." I said punching him and he laughed "I wasn't tryna be funny. It's actually adorable as hell." he chuckled

"And you still drivin' don't know where you goin'." I say "And you ain't give me no address soooo shut the fuck up." he bucked

"Bitch first of all don't get loud. And second of all I don't know my address but I can show you how to get there. Now bust a bitch." I said making him laugh

"I got a question." Kj said as we walked up the stairs to my apartment "What?" I faced him "So moneybag yo sa-" "I'm not finna play with you." I chuckle

"How you gone break into yo own apartment?" he laughed when I took the screen off the window.

"Cause I don't have a key h- oh waitttt" I put the screen back on "Yo dad put one in this." I said grabbing a pot with a cactus in it

"He's fucking retarded why wo-" "It's fake ain't nobody gone be dumb enough to put the hand next to a cactus." I mumbled

"That shit look real."

"Duh bitch thats the point." I said grabbing the key "I'ma throw yo ass off these fuckin' stairs." he mugged

"We finna die somebody in my house." I sighed opening the door "Nigga and you still gone open the door we are not powdered people." he said going down the stairs

"You gone let me die by myself?" I frowned closing the door back. "I didn't tell you to open the mothafucka." he said walking away

"Get yo ass back over here." I mug "If I die it's yo fault and you goin' to hell." he said standing by the end of the stairs

"Now we all been knew I was going to hell." I mumbled walking inside seeing the same three annoying ass niggas.

"Man how the fuck they even get in here?" I scrunched my face up seeing Phat sleep on the floor along with Man Man and Pookie slept on the couch

"You ca' come in." I said stickin' my head out the door "How I know you not tryna set me up?" he squinted

"Ight." I shrugged closing the door. Cause I'm not finna play with him.

"So either y'all gone wake up and get out my shit or y'all gone wake up and get out my shit." I slightly yelled

"Gimmie like five more minutes." Pookie said holding up three fingers "Mm. Okay." I said then Kj walked in

"We in the w-" "Shhh." I shushed him grabbing a piece of paper and a candle "Y'all got two seconds to wake the fuck up." I say again

"See how they ain't wake up?" I ask rhetorically while lighting the candle making him chuckle

"Y'all better wake up for she burn y'all asses with some candle wax." Kj said and Pookie sat up fast making us laugh

"Not on my motherfuckin' watch." he mumbled rubbing his eyes facing me "You really got another me?" Kj frowned

"So you the famous Kj everybody say I look like." Pookie said squinting at Kj making Kj squinted back

Kj and Pookie:

"That's enough wax. Let me see yo shirt." I said to Kj breaking their staring contest "You went to a sleepover?" Pookie asked him getting a nod

"Work every time." They said in unison laughing while Kj took off his shirt handing it to me.

"Why you set my shirt on fire?" he gasped when I handed it to him "Go put it by the smoke detector." I ignored his question

"Don't look at me. I'm not gettin' involved in such illegal activities." Pookie said turning the opposite way

"Mmchtt pussy." I mumbled blowing the candle out walking over to Man Man and Phat Phat.

The smoke alarm started going off then I closed Man Man's nose with my fingers and started to pour the candle wax on Phat.

"AHHHH I'M ON FIRE OHHH MY GAWDDDD Y'ALLL WE GONE DIEEEE." Phat hopped up making us laugh the Man Man's eyes popped open

"Stop! Drop! And roll!" Kj laughed and Phat started rolling on the floor making us all laugh

"Moveeee I'm not fuckin' with you no more." Man Man said about to cry while Phat was running around the house

"Bitch and you can't fuck with me. And that's on every single little lamb Mary pushed the fuck out." I jerked my head back.

"Period." Kj and Pookie said in unison swiping under their chins.

"Wait a damn minute." Man Man said pointing between both of them "Mmchtt oh my God I think I'm too high for this."

"Nigga said I think I'm too high. How you think?" Pookie asks "Um cause there are two Pookies...I can't do this." he put his hand over his head

"Ahhh it's twinnem." Kj and Pookie said in unison "Who poured wax on me and had me thinking I was on fire?" Phat frowned

"Me. I told y'all to wake up and get out my shit and Pookie the only one that woke up." I shrugged lighting the paper on fire

"He just ain't out my shit yet." I added throwing the paper on his lap and he hopped up making me laugh as he tried blowing it

"Stop drop and roll nigga." I chuckled making Kj laugh "What is wrong with you? Like damn." Man Man frown

"What's wrong with y'all? The hell y'all just up in my shit like this yo shit." I mugged

"Friend we was just protectin' yo house cause when we came yo door was unlocked dang." Phat said taking the wax off

"Yea where you was at anyways? You think you grown?" Pookie mugged hitting his shorts since a fire looked like it was about to spark up again.

"Um I was out of the country." I said with my lips to the side "Girrrrl." Kj dragged laughing while looking through my cabinets

"Nah for real I was in the hospital." I said and they gasped dramatically "Mmchtt where you find them bruh?" Kj laughed

"Shit if anything they found me." I mumbled "What happened?"

"I got knocked the fuck out thats what happened." I shrugged "Dawg shut up." Kj chuckled making me "But am I lying?" I asked with my arms out

"Somebody phone ringin'?" Phat Phat said making it get quiet "What?" Kj answered his phone

"Who is it?" I mouthed "Yonaa." he mouthed back "I'm with our lovely sister." he smiled sarcastically

"Well them come drive over her dummy." he mugged "Bitch don't call my sister dumb you know she sensitive." I mugged and he flipped me

"You have a car I'm not comin' to get you bro." he said before hanging up "Go get my fuckin' sister bro." I said

"You go get her that's yo sister right?" he retorted and I nodded walking to my room "What you doingggg?" he dragged walking to the door

"I'm gettin' my keys to go get my sister." I semi told the truth "I mean I can go get her I was just joking el oh els." he said

"That's my sister remember. Even though y'all was born on the same day." I said grabbing the keys

"We was all in the stomach at the same time, eatin' the same shit, kickin' the same person." he said following me out the room

"But I came out first." I said "I feel like since you're the shortest your opinion doesn't matter. But that's just me." he said

"What are you talking about? Now you speakin' bullshit." I squinted "If you're under the height of 5'0 you shouldn't voice your opinion."

"Bitch I'm not 5'0 I'm atleast 5'3 or 5'4. And it's not an opinion I was born 11:56pm you were born 12:03am thats 2 different days I'm older. If dad were to be on life support I'd have a say so on whether to pull the plug because I'm once again...older." I said

"Oh I was born on a Saturday you were on a Sunday meaning you were born the next day, week, month, and year." I added

"I guess I'll go get MY sister. That was born on the same day as ME" he bucked "And week, month and year." I smiled

"That's why. I hate to tell you but, you're ugly as fuck." he said flipping me off "I'm tellin' Yonaa you called her ugly."

"But I called you ugly." he squinted "Keoni you're ugly." I said to Pookie and he shrugged but Kj gasped loudly

"How dare you insult us you will be seeing my lawy-like ok the fuck and you're still ugly." he shrugged making a face

"I'm fucking screaming." Phat laughed "Get out my crib before I shoot you bitch." I said

"I picked you up from the hospital and this is how you treat me. When Yonaa come we gone ju-" "I'm going to beat the fuck out of you." I said

"And you're still getting jumped." he shrugged closing the door. "That nigga funny as hell." Man Man chuckled

"Nigga not funny. He annoyin' as hell." I mumbled "Y'all hungry? I'm hungry. Y'all should go buy food while I roll woods for everybody. Deal?" I said

"Mhm. You got unlimited woods or some shit?" Phat asked me "Yea." I lied "Stop lyin'." he said flicking my forehead

"Did this bit-" I cut myself off touching my forehead and Pookie nodded "Yea he flicked you."

"Can y'all get McDonalds?" I asked "Shit I eat anything." Phat shrugged

"Yea we know." we said in unison "Um you comin'?" Man Man asked Pookie "Do I gotta leave?" he asked me and I shook my head

"No."

"Text me what y'all want." he said before walking out and Phat walked out after him "What you want?"

"Spicy Mcchicken two cookies and a Medium Caramel Frappe."

"That's it?" Pookie frowned "Yea?"

"Well I'ma get you some fries just incase." he said "I'm not gonna eat them." I mumbled "It's okay." he shrugged

Bitch-

I want him to fuck us too it's okay.

"Do it hurt when you lose your virginity?" I asked Pookie "Um I don't know." he shrugged with a small chuckle

"Well do you think it hurt?"

"Leave me alone." he mumbled "Bitch you lucky to even get a conversation from me." I mumbled walking away

"Girl fuck you and a conversation." he retorted making me close the door to my room

We not rollin' him no backwoods mi no like his attitude.

But not to us. All I did was ask a question.

But who cares cause-

I heard a knock at my door knowing it was Pookie so I just sat until he decided to open the door

"Can I open it?" he asked from the other side "Sure."

"Someone at yo door." he spoke then walked away from the door

Oh my Lordt it is too early.

"Well why the fuck you didn't answer it." I mumbled walking past him to answer the door

"Hi friend." the boy that hit me in the head with a pan said "Bitch I'm not yo friend." I said punching him dead in the face

"Damn." Pookie mumbled "Stupid ass bitch." I said and started swinging on him wildly. "Okay ok- my ba- you ain't gone help me?!"

"Nope..Unt un." Pookie said

I got a knife from my sleeve and stabbed him in the shoulder then kicked him down the stairs

"Make sure he don't move" I said to Pookie while ole boy was on the floor holding his shoulder

"I can't make him not leave but he is still on the floor." Pookie said as I looked for a pan "Just tell me when he ge- nevermind." I said grabbing a skillet

I walked out of the kitchen and out the door jogging down the steps. As soon as I reached him I cocked my hand back and hit him in the head with the pan

Then again... And again....You get it.

Yes frying pans are my favorite killing utensil.

"Chillllll." I heard Pookie drag as he came down the steps. I felt myself being pulled away so I kicked him in the face before being carried up the stairs

"I need to get my knife." I mumbled "No you don't." Pookie laughed putting me down

"Can you like...Not tell anyone that happened. Thanks." I nodded going back to my room with the skillet

I called Kj to tell him to get them some food before they came back. Then started rolling some woods.