Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem

"Bruh I know that's not no fuckin' snicker." I mumble to myself sitting up. I sat down on my bed for a couple minutes before hopping off.

"Yo where the fuck this nigga at?" I question seeing Snickerz wasn't on his bed

This nigga finna piss me the fuck off. "Fuckin' annoyin' yo." I mumbled grabbing my JPay video calling Yonii.

Everybody finna piss the fuck off cause why she not answerin'. I'ma put her ass on her head like she a wrestler.

I called her back like 3 more times then just called my dad and he answered on like the 4th ring. "Wass- Why you look so mad nigga? Grr. So angry." he laughed

"Cause this nigga put a snicker on my bed and he not in here then K'yonii not answering her fuckin' phone finna piss me off."

"Uh yo girl in the hospital with a fat ass knot on her head." he said with his lips to the side

"I think you got the wrong person." I frown "Unt un. She got caught slippin'. Swear to God." he laughed lookin' down at me

Hope she not tryna fuck around and die.

"Bit- I almost called you something sir. That's not funny. Hell. Now go to the hospital and give her the phone." I mugged

"He not talkin' to me." My dad mumbled to himself. "Please sir." I plead with a straight face making him laugh

"Mmchtt no call yo mama she there." I said "Well is she atleast good?"

"They don't know if she gone wake up today or tomorrow. She in a mini coma right now. I'll tell you when she wake up." he said

"Gahdamn who caught her ass slippin' like that?" I asked myself "You know what happened?" I asked him.

"Tk said he don't know what happened but they told him somebody bought her in and just left." he shrugged

"They know she got that sleepin' disorder shit?" I asked him

"They should I mean she is at the hospital." he mumbled "Better fuckin' know. She need breathin' support." I mugged

"I'm pretty sure she ight, niggas get shot errday b." he shrugged "And you got some mail." he added "What was it?" I blink

"I don't know. I didn't open it..." he trailed off "Oh. Anyways they havin' an event on Christmas from 11 to 4 y'all wanna come?"

"Nigga an event....in jail? Why when I was up in that bitch they didn't have motherfuckin' events and shit?" he frowned

"Shoot take it up with God." I mumbled grabbing my blue shirt and I heard the door close. "Arlene get yo ass away from me dawg." my dad said

"I didn't even do nothin'." my mom laughed "Hi mom." I grinned "Don't hi mom me. You don't even call me. You whore." she mugged

"Stop talking to K'yonii." I shook my head and she laughed "Mmchtt shut up. And I talk to Bhudda." she stuck her tongue out.

"Stop talking to her too." I frown "Mmk. Well welcome back to my youtube channel." She said taking the phone from my dad

"Here she go." he sighed making me laugh "So today I'm gwaan to show uunuh guys how to do a simple ponytail." she continued

"And I have my client here." she said putting her hand on his head moving it around making me laugh

"Introduce yourself." she smiled at him

"What I'm pose to say?" he whispered "Your name isssss Maliyah." she whispered back "I'm Maliyah." he said trying to mock her accent.

"Y'all can't whisper for nothin'." I chuckled

"So let's get started. First weh ya do is make sure uunuh hair no tangle like Ms. Maliyah." she made the yikes face and he smacked his lips

"The fact that he's bald makes this 10 times funnier." I laughed making my mom bussed out laughing

"Be quiet or he not gone let me do his hair with a silent h." she said making me laugh more while she tried not to laugh

"Okay so first we gone comb t'is out. Liiike so." she said fake combing it out "This shit need some detangler." she mumbled grabbing a spray bottle

"You better not." he said "Better not what?" she asked with her head to the side "Don't spr-" before he could finish she sprayed him in the face

"Oh do you not like that? Or do you just not like me?! Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess is th-"

"I'm finna fuck you up." he cut her off and she ran and he looked at the phone "I should call ICE huh? Fuckin' immigrant." he said making my mouth fall

"Leave my ma- I should beat yo ass." I cut myself off watching Snickerz walk in with snicker crumbs all over his face.

"Why?" he frowned backing up "I ain't gone do it scary ass. I should but I'm not." I mugged "But why would you want to beat my butt?"

"Shut the fuck up." I blinked "Shut don't go up though." he said with his face scrunched up "Bro." I side eyed him

"I'm done. You tryna steal my snicker? I don't take that light yo." he frowned and I squinted at him.

"Harlem write a list of what I need for dinner you in the kitchen tonight." Mr. Jones said "Jones hold on real quick." I said

"Whattt? My son in the kitchen?" my dad gassed "Bro hang up." I chuckled "Ight Love you." "Love you too."

"What's up my knees hurt." I bet ole fat ass. "Can I go with you to the store?" I asked him "I know you ain't stop me to ask that." he stale face

"Ain't Alveraz and Yiko goin' home today? I'll drive." I said "Nigg- I'm not even taking them home." he squinted at me

"But Hernandez ain't here today and no one else offered to take them." I shrugged "How the fuc- alright bruh I'll see."

"No no look. You should let all the caribbeans go in the van and we get the stuff. Cause you're American and you're not going to get the right stuff."

"Why would I have all of y'all go if it's the same thing?" he squinted "Nowww you're disrespecting caribbean culture."

"We make the same things but not the same. Like oxtails most jamaicans cook it with basil leaves. And I don't know if they also do this but we make ours with recardo rojo."

"Anddd we cook our rice with just coconut milk." I added with a shrug "Make a damn list." he said and I smacked my lips

"Fat bitch." I mumbled "I donnnn't como se diceeee give a fuck." he said doing a hand motion moving his head around

"Mmchtt. I'm not cookin'." I mumbled with a shrug

"You look good in a hairnet." Lancey smiled at me "Ight bitch you ain't gettin' no plantain or rice." I said

"Bitch I said you look good. It's a compliment bitch." he mugged and I put a scoop of rice on his plate "You want plantain?" I asked and he shook his head

"Weh gwaan?" my uncle laughed "Move." I said scooping some rice. Hate it here.

"Some ones mad today." Big Will said "And yo ass don't need shit to eat today you fa-" "Rome." my uncle laughed

"Mmchtt hate y'all." I mumbled

After scooping rice and putting plantain on people's plates I got my own plate of food and went to sit with my uncle

"I don't like you." he said when I sat down "Ookay?" I shrugged "Sooo get the fuck away from me." he blinked

"Anyways." I waved him off "What you want damn?" he huffed "Bitch I can't sit next to you?" I mugged

"No bitch I just said I don't like you so get the fuck from by me." he laughed "You must got a nigga comin'." I said standing up

"Bitch don't play with me." he mugged me "Ole boy right there lookin' at you too." I said and he threw a piece of a coconut drop at me.

"Stop them bitches hurt." I said throwing a bigger piece at his head "Stupid bitch." I mugged walking to sit with Ki and Lancey.

"What's the difference between this and a banana?" Ki asked me holding up a platain "These ones get you drunk." I mumbled

"I'm not finna play with you today." Ki said blinking at me and I shrugged "It's not really a difference a plantain is just harder, bigger and not that sweet."

"Thats a big difference."

"It's not though. You're just not used to plantain." I said moving my tray to the side

"Can I have it?" Big Will asked me and I nodded "You gone die." Lance told me and I shrugged Shit finally.

"Unt un I don't need none of that negativity in my life." he said scooting down

I'm ready to go the fuck home.

"Inmate H9418753!"

Ohhhh my God

"What?" I looked up and Ki laughed "Bruh you gone get me in trouble bitch." I said standing up

"Bitch you the one that said what." he chuckled "You instigated it." I mumbled walking to the CO

"You have a visit." he said and I followed behind him Awe well who loves lil ole me...?

"Who is it?" I asked him "Yo visit figure it out." he said and I jerked my head back

"This facility can't save you in the real world you know that right?" I mumbled "Whats that?" he cupped his ear

"Talking to myself." I said giving him a tight lipped smile "Mmm. Station 3." he said stopping at the door

"Where the hell is station three I ain't never had a visit before." I said looking around and some lady with glasses waved me over

I pointed at myself for clarification and she nodded and I walked over to her slowly "Boy sit down I ain't gone do you none." she said with a mug but her voice was soft

"Who you?" I asked sitting at the end of the chair "Yo mammy why?" she asked tilting her head

"You the one that came to come see me Ms Glasses." I mugged "Don't get loud. I came here to tell you something but I forgot."

"Mission failed?" I pouted playfully "Bitc- you not funny nigga." she said taking off her glasses

"You look li- nevermind you wouldn't know her." I shrugged "Bet I would." she smirked "She don't go outsi- what you want?" I cut myself off

"I forgot. Not even finna hold you I'm high as hell. That's why I- ohhhh my daughter duh." she remembered

"Who yo daughter?" I asked with my face scrunched up "Mmchtt. Who I look like?" She blinked

"You look like my Yonii but that's not yo daughter." I said "Yo Yonii?" she chuckled "Shit ain't funny. Yes my Yonii. The hell." I frowned

"What's your Yonii's name?" she asked me "Yonii." I blinked "That's it?"

"For you yes. Hell you need to know her name for? Who even are you" I scrunched my face up "When you get out I'ma beat yo ass."

"I don't even know you." I voice "That's crazy youn remember Tete MeMe?" she frowned "I remember a Tete MeMe. I don't remember you though."

"Shit good enough." she shrugged "Can I leave now?" I asked "Wait damn obviously I'm trying to fucking remember something." she mugged

"Well come back when yo high ass remember." I mugged her back "Stupid ass nigga like why she pick....you?" she frowned

"Goofy ass girl like why are you....here?" I squinted and she threw a cup at me. "You're disrespectful." she said

"You just threw a cup at me. But I'm disrespectful?"

"Yes. Is K'yonii disrespectful cause if she is I'ma have to prepare myself for her." she sighed

I told her K'yonii name?

Sigh you just dumb.

"Only a little bit but how you know her name? I never told you her name." I said and she stale faced me

"Is she is retarded as you too?" she asked with her head to the side and I nodded

"I said I came because of my daughter and I was supposed to tell you something, you said I look like your Yonii. If you don't put the dots together." she said

I don't get it...

BITCH THINK

Aren't y'all my thoughts y'all just as confused as me.

Ohhhhhh

ohhhhhh

"You still thinkin' 'bout it ain't you?" she chuckled and I opened my mouth to say something then stopped

I thought her mama was dead

You know you goin' to hell right?

"You her moms?" I asked and she nodded with her hand to high-five me "You not funny."

"Ain't you supposed to be dead?" I whispered and she laughed "Wait hold up..." she jerked her head back

"They didn't know I was kidnapped?" she asked "Hold on." I blinked "Who- whe- what?"

"Nigga I ju- my mama abducted me what you mean I was dead?" she asked "Yo mama abducted you so where the fuck you been? Yo mama dead" I frowned

"My mama dead? That's why that bitch Claudine- ayo why you in jail?" she asked me

"Cause yo daughter." I semi-lied "She put you in jail?" she laughed "Nah its for aggravated assult t-"

"I would really hope you didn't put yo hands on my daughter bro. Cause I'll bail you out right now just to beat the fuck out of you." she said seriously

"Nobody touched your daughter so try being quiet and listen. Cause if anything she be puttin' her hands on me" I said while nodding "I'm just sayin'."

"This dude was macking on Yonii to me while she was in the hospital I'm like yo who the fuck even is this nigga then I was like alright whatever. Nigga steady just talkin' soIbeathisassandboom." I said with my lips to the side

"That's it?"

"Uh well he was in a coma and just got out I just didn't mention that..." I trailed off "Oh wow." she mumbled

"So whats yo excuse?" I asked "I ain't got no excuse my mama kidnapped me and I finally got away cause my sister just died from cancer it was hard to get out them fuckin' chains." she mumbled

"So you been kidnapped all this time." I stale faced her "Bro." she said pulling her sleeve back showing her arm

"Damn they was starving you too?" I chuckled picking her arm up with my thumb and index finger and she bucked at me snatching her arm away

"It's okay yo daughter boney as shit too." I chuckled "Shit not okay. The wind pushed me yesterday." she frowned

"And you just let it" I said "What the fuck I'm do push it back?" she asked with her head to the side

"Gots to see it through my boy. I'm playin' how you know I was here?"

"Yo mama..."

"My ma- girl she didn't tell you, you was supposed to be dead?" I asked and she shook her head

"When she seen me she closed the door then opened it like three times though." she shrugged

"Ohhh I came here to tell you to tell K'yonii- wait I forg- oh tell her I'm not fuckin' dead first of all. A-"

"Why won't you just go home?" I squinted "I don't know where the fuck them bitches live." she mugged

"Feel like theres something deeper behind that." I made a face "TK got a bitch?" she asked me lowly

Should I mess w-

Yes.

"Yea he got a wife." I said with the straightest face ever and her jaw dropped "I'm finna cry." she said putting her head down

"Why?"

"I don't know. Maybe cause I'm not dead like he thought I was and this ni- he can't have a wife if we still married what the hell." she snapped

"Well technically you're dead." I shrugged "But- where they live I just wanna talk." she said lacing her fingers together

"They live down the street from me." I said "Well where you live?" she scrunched her face up

"I thought you seen my moms." I scrunched my face up as well "Oh I seen her at the hospital before I came here last night she was visiting someone." she shrugged

"By herself?"

"No she made me hide when yo dad c- ohhh I was supposed to be dead I see why now." she nodded

"She was probably visiting K'yonii." I said "Man you got my daughter pregnant?" she said looking like she was finna cry

"Nah bro she got caught slippin'."

"But y'all be fuckin'?" she squinted

"She a virgin."

"Damn still? Ain't she like 17/18?"

"She's 17. And yes still. You must've been fast. Raunchy." I said putting my finger to my nose

"No I lost my virginity at 19." she shrugged

"I lost mine at 15." I said and she made a yikes face "But I was fast."

"Well....nevermind if I explain it you would think something else." I shook my head "You got raped?"

"I- no."

"It's okay who am I to judge my mama abducted me." she shrugged

"But- how?"

"Tell me where you live and I got you." she said "You better go back to the hospital and see." I shrugged

"Bro. You're mom gave me her number. I don't even know if this little ass phone still work." she said

"It do."

"How you know?"

I shrugged

"But what you mean? It don't even turn on." she said pulling it out her pocket. "Maybe it's dead...?" I blinked

"Now why didn't I think of that." she mumbled "It's charger things over there." I pointed "Can you do it for me?"

"No." I sigh

"Mmchtt. Whore."

"No I really can't. We're not allowed to go near exits." I chuckled "Where it's at again?" she asked and I pointed

Bruh what the hell.

Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm I don't know...I don't know.

She grown as hell letting people kidnap her what fuck.

she got tities

she got tities.

You be lookin' at Yonaa?

If I see a fat ass I see a fat ass mind yo business. And I only looked once.

But now we lookin' at her mama.

"You said they live down the street from you. Is it in the houses thats in Commerce Village?" she asked me sitting down

"Mhm." I nodded "Damn they still live there?" she asked rhetorically "Well then I know exactly where it is."

"You finna go raise hell?" I chuckled "And is he could've atleast moved somewhere else. Gone get married a bring a bitch into my dead ass house." she crossed her arms

"What if you not even on the lease no more?" I tease "Then I'ma just have to shoot everybody." She said blankly

"The kids too?"

"Shit they better hope they not there and they at school or some shit." she shrugged "Well it's winter break and technically we already graduated." I said

"Man I'm finna cry. Are y'all atleast going to prom?" I shrugged and she sighed "I don't know if were having a graduation but we haven't got our diplomas yet. So you can see that"

"I feel like you gone have my back so I need you to be there when I bust in that motherfuckin' house cause I'm small. What if she throw me?"

"If she throw you I'll shoot her." I said and she put her hand out to dap me up. And what I do? Dap her up.

"I fucks with you. You a good liar too." she said and I bussed out laughing "You don't think I would shoot her?"

"Bitch don't exist." she mumbled "You tryna get yourself to believe that?" I asked her "Yes." she said and I laughed

"But what if you were dead?" I question "I would want him to move on cause I'ma be in heaven with Tupac and them. But I'm not dead." she blinked

"Are you serious?" I said with a light chuckle "No I'm just sad. I would still want him to move on. All I know is he better had shot her like he shot me."