《S P D》012.
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K'yonii Marie Taylor
"KNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK KNOCK BITCHES!" Someone yelled while knocking on the door making Kj get up and open it to Meech.
"Hadnin'?" he dapped Kj up walking in the house fully. "Just the girl I'm looking for." he smiled at me holding his phone out and I shook my head
"Mmchtt I been comin' down here everyday for a fockin' week you better take this damn phone." he huffed
"I'm coo'." I spoke lowly and he frowned "Girl grab that fuckin' phone!" I heard Messiah's voice boom through the phone
"I refuse to take orders from a nigga with a bedtime." I scoffed making Meech and Kj buss out laughing while I grabbed the phone
"Mmchtt real fuckin' funny. Why you not tryna talk to me like you the one that got punched in yo shit?" he questioned
"Cause you a liar." I mumbled into the phone "How I'ma liar?" he asked and by his tone I just knew his face was scrunched up
"Because I told you 'I don't want no head if you finna go turn yourself in.' you said 'I said I had to never said I was actually going to do it.' Now look at you bitch." I frowned
"You serious?" he chuckled "No but that's not the point." I mumble making him laugh. "My fault I ain't mean to." he lied
"See there you go lying again." I sighed making him smack his lips. "How you been?" he asked me and I shrugged as if he can see me.
"I been straight. I'm finna get my cast on my leg off in like 2 weeks" I smile proudly
"Mhm. You been workin' on yo walkin'?" he asks "Yea." I semi-lie with my lips to the side "You lyin' ainnit?"
"Yea." I laughed making him do the same "Well I'm kinda workin' on it I be tryna stand up and shit but I just be fallin' I know how ta get up though." I add
"And when I walk I walk like slow as shit" I aslo add "Well shit that's good. What about yo hand you got yo cast off?"
"Yea I ca' use both of my middle fingers now. Y'all finna hate me." I said making him laugh "You hell bruh."
"How about you? You been straight? Anybody touch yo booty yet?" I tease making him smack his lips
"You annoyin' I don't even come out the cell but I tell my cellmate every night if I see a snicker I'ma beat his ass." he said making me buss out laughing
"Why a snicker though?" I asked still laughing "First of all this nigga name is Snickerz. That's already some bullshit." he said making me laugh harder
"Then he always be smirkin' at me talkin' 'bout... you want snicker? I don't know what the fuck he be doing to them snickers but he have a seizure every fuckin' day like just die already." he sighed at this point I was wheezing
"And nigga the first night I came he had a seizure. I yelled out "Aye y'all people up in here havin' a seizure' somebody gone yell back 'Good' like damn. And the gaurd walk past talkin' 'bout 'turn him on his side he gone live'." he said with a small chuckle
"They ain't shit." I said finally controling my laughter shaking my head. "You have one minute left of this call remaining." the voice said making me frown
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"Yea yea yea shut the fuck up." Messiah said "Make sure you eat today cause I know you didn't." he told me "Okay."
"Be safe ma. Give my pops the phone." he said and I gave it to Meech after saying 'you too'.
"Nigga I am...Ight love you too bitch." Meech said hanging up. "He said to make sure you eat. Y'all want me to buy y'all something?" he asked
"CFA." Yonaa said coming down the stairs "Ight text me what y'all want." he said dapping up Kj and side hugging me and Yonaa before walking out.
"Where daddy?" I asked Yonaa. "The champ is here the champ is hereeee!" my dad said coming down the stairs on queue.
"Pop quiz what's Afrika's real name?" he asked walking in the kitchen "Alkebulan." I mumble "And the meaning?" He questions
"In Arabic I think it's like The Land of the Blacks. Right?" Yonaa asked and I nodded "It's the 'mother of mankind' where man were founded."
"Or it means 'Garden of Eden' which is located in Botswana where scientists believe is our ancestral homeland." Kj added
"And you guys passed money for everyone." he said making us laugh "So from now on I want y'all to call Afrika, Alkeluban. But if you're spelling it, Afrika is or-"
"Originally spelled with a K hence the language Afrikaans. But Europe white washed it and made it a C when they colonized it." Yonaa cut him off
"My kids so smart dawg." he said looking up at the ceiling with his hands on his chest.
"Y'all want something out the kitchen before I come out?" he asked "Uh. Some chips it don't matter what kind." Kj said
"A pop tart please." Yonaa said "You don't want nothin'?" he asked looking at me and I shook my head no.
"What's wrong Ni?" he asked "Nothin'." I mumble with a small shrug. "Well I got wangla." he said pulling it out his pocket making me smile.
"Thank you."
"OPEN THE FUCK UP!"
"Mmchtt I won't I'ma lesbian." Kj said mocking Monica from love and basketball "Nigga shut up." my dad laughed getting up to open the door
"Stadeal hood rats." Meech greeted coming in the house with CFA in his hand and a T-Mobile bag.
"Before you say anything. These are my kids too I can buy them whatever I want." he said handing me the T-Mobile bag.
"These are not yo-" "See bitch I did buy you some food but now you gettin' too beside yourself." Meech said cutting my dad off
"My fault I repent." my dad walked away "Y'all think I'ma go to jail for bombing the police station?" he asked
"I mean...I'm not the smartest person in the world but there's some type of charge there." Kj said while looking through the bag.
"Why you tryna bomb the police station?" my dad laughed "Cause they talkin' 'bout they gone transfer my son to a mental facility." he frowned
"Why?" I blink "Cause he's mentally ill and his disorders don't allow him to be in a place like jail..." he trailed off
"Oh so he was serious when he said he couldn't go to jail?" Kj asked and Meech nodded "But yea last time they put him in a mental institution they didn't allow him to have family contact. I'm not with that shit only fuckin' kid I got left." he mugged
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"But Messiah said his brot-" "He passed away last year he's just still in denial." Meech cut me off.
Oh- po baby....
"Ight well let's go up there and protest." My dad stood up making us all smack our lips "I'm finna go get my fuckin' son cause they got me fucked up." Meech frowned
"You go friend!" Yonaa said and he stale faced her
I wanna die. This life shit borin'. Hm... Do it for the vine? Nah bitch don't do it. Is walking in front of a MAC Truck considered suicide
Scenario- *Walks in front of truck* "Oh no I hope it doesn't hit me!" Then boom the truck breaks on time "Hit me I won't tell." I mouth walking out of th-
"K'yonii you okay?" Meech asked me snapping my thoughts making me nod "Why you shakin'?" he asked
"It happens when I don't take my medicine after taking it for a certain amount of time." I mumbled shrugging
"You got addicted to it or some shit cause why the fuck is you shaking like that?" he asked and I shook my head with a small chuckle.
Now back to what you was sayin' earlier
Mmchtt these two bitches.
How you been babes?
Get out my head
No I did-
"Y'ALL ARE NOT PUTTING MY SON IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, FACILITY OR INSTITUTION I DON'T GIVE A FUCKITY FUCK." Meech yelled into the phone
"Not fuckity fuck." Kj mumbled making Yonaa stiffen her laughter.
"I'm finna go get my son they fuckin' blowin' me. I don't even know why I let him go in the first place." Meech said standing up shaking his head.
"Aye bruh don't go up there tryna shoot the station up." my dad chuckled "Mmchtt I ain't...I might. Yonii you wanna come with me?" he asked
"I'm coo'." I muttered and he frowned. "You 'on't wanna wash the dishes with me?"
"Mmchtt man gone." I waved him off laughing a little. "You ain't shit you just want to me to go to jail." he mugged
"Bitch I can't do shit anyways." I shrugged "Exactly
so you gone go up in there shaking cry a little bit make them feel guilty for taking Siah and boom yo got yo nigga I got my son" he said and I blinked at him
"Bye Meech." I waved him off "Mmchtt. Fuck you Jody." he mumbled walking to the door "Mhm fuck you too Yvette." I mumbled standing up slowly
"You stood up without falling for the first time!" Yonaa squealed and I scrunched my face up grabbing the T-Mobile bag
"I'm aware."
"You're an asshole. Like why are you so mean?" Kj mugged and I shrugged limping my way to the stairs.
"Crippled bitch. Short ass." Yonaa mumbled
"Right ole fun sized ass. Look like a compressed giraffe long neck ass." Kj added making them laugh quietly as if I didn't hear them
"Y'all gone leave my daughter alone." my dad scoffed "Right like I won't start washing dishes" I chuckled
"Mmchtt you know what.-" "We believe you we gone shut the fuck up." Kj nodded cutting Yonaa off covering her mouth.
"You need help?" My dad asked me "I'm in yo way?" I question and he shakes his head
"Well just walk behind me incase I fall back." I mumbled hopping up the first step. "Are you really okay though?" he asked me following behind my hops
I shrugged not wanting to talk hearing him sigh.
Sigh sigh sighhhh bitch don't nobody careee.
Never did this bitch just lmfao
Don't start y'all be givin' a bitch headaches.
Girl shut the fuck up and walk up them steps.
Oh bitch don't get loud. I'll overdose and end us all.
Right in all reality she can fall and end us all.
Hwack ptuh.
She did. Lets just jump this bitch.
"Mmchtt I'm hungry." I mumbled finally making it to the last step.
"Cause you left yo food on the couch duh." my dad mumbled and I just shrugged walking to my room while holding onto the wall.
"Do you ever get bothered? Like someone can say something to piss you off and you would answer but also shrug it off like nothing was said." he stated
"Yea I actually do get bothered a lot. And most of the time I want to say something but I just stay quiet cause I don't like confrontation about things that aren't even as big as it would be if I responded. And I know it might be hard to believe but I don't even like the idea of me talking back." I said finally walking in the room
"Why don't you say anything?"
"Because I don't like when people think they know me before I know me. I don't want to go back and forth with someone that thinks they know everything about me. Like if someone say I have an attitude I and I don't I'm just going to shut up cause I'm not finna argue with anybody that thinks they know when I have an attitude. If I say I don't they're gonna say I do and if you think you know me enough cool you're right I have an attitude and I'ma leave it at that." I shrugged
"Do your feelings ever get hurt over stuff like that?" he asked me and I shrugged "Sometimes." I mumble and he frowned
"Do I hurt your feelings?"
"No because you actually listen. Literally the only person that listens. And mom and she not even here physically to do that." I said saying the last part more to myself.
"It's okay to cry Ni. It don't make you weak." he said and I nodded "I know but cryin' ain't gone do shit for real. Don't even know how to cry." I said making him laugh
"That won't funny." he said trying to stop his laughing. "Move son." I chuckled mushing his head while he sat next to me.
"You want an early birthday gift?" he asked me and I nodded with a small smiled making him smile and hop up "Don't tell nobody." he said before fully walking out.
"I make a motherfucka say oh yea."
I'm cold as a lion with no hair
Help the bear!
"Cause that bitch gone need it. Aye y'all really my bitches bro."
Anyways take yo medicine.
"Ight hmm." My dad hummed tossing me a velvet box. "Mmchtt I thought it was finna be some money." I frowned playfully
"Girl open it." he mugged and I opened it.
AHHH ITS A DICK?
"Aweee thank you dada." I cooed hugging him It was a chain with a rotating pendant that had a picture of me and my mom on one side and a picture of just my mom on the other side.
"Damn me and Yonaa resemble her a lot more now that we're older." I said aloud but more to myself and he nodded
"I still don't think she dead you wanna go to that one hospital and see if they got her death certificate?" I asked
"You know what we can. But not today." he said and I heard a light knock on the door knowing it was Yonaa.
"Yes?" and as expected she opens the door with Kj behind her "Kj said that sometimes your feelings get hurt and you feel like no one listens to you and assume they know you. So I wanted to say sorry if you feel like I don't listen and if I hurt your feelings." she said fiddling with her fingers.
"I'm sorry too and I promise to listen more whenever you need to talk you can talk to m-"
"And me too." Yonaa cut him off and he huffed looking down at her
"Anyways we're sorry." he said summing it up.
"Coo'." I shrugged
"COO'? BI-" "I'm just playin' Yonaa I accept y'all's apology." I chuckled cutting her off before she snapped
"Good. Hugs." she smiled walking over to me "You straight I shook my head while she still hugged me anyway.
"Hug me back whore." she said pinching me and I hugged back patting her back making a face.
"Hugs?" Kj asked with his arms opened making me laugh "Nah you good." I said grabbing him by his forearm dapping him up.
"And stop creepin' by my door bozo." I fake mugged "Shut up bitch you like ittt you waaan look cuteee." Yonaa said making me laugh
"Y'all can get out n-" "Mmchtt how much y'all wanna bet it's Meech angry ass." My dad chuckled at the sound of the door bell ringing repeatedly.
"I'll go check." Kj mumbled "And I'ma go be nosey." Yonaa said "And I'ma just smoke 'til I die." I sighed pulling a wood from my ear
"Ain't I told you stop smokin' in my house?" my dad mugged "Mhm keep saying that yo house" I mumbled putting it between my lips getting my lighter
"You know what I need?" I asked taking the wood from between my lips "What?"
"Ashtray. Ashtray bitch!" I said and we bussed out laughing then Meech bussed in my room
"You must got my ashtray bussin' in my room like you fockin' crazy." I said making my dad's laugh stiffen
"Mmchtt man they tryna sa-" "We can go in my room cause I don't want you to stress my daughter out." My dad cut him off standing up
"Ashtray bitch." I mumbled as they walked out the door. "Mmchtt can't even smoke without my smoking buddy." I sighed
"Sike fuck I look like?" I scrunched my face up lighting the backwood then my auntie Kasia walked in my room throwing the Chick-Fil-A bag I left downstairs at me.
"You know it's food in there right?" I pointed at the bag and she shrugged "Nah that shit hurt. I already had a therapy session with my dad bye." I mugged
"Fix yo face. Where yo boyfriend?" she asks "Why you tryna fuck?" I ask bluntly and she laughs shaking her head
"Nah you just seem really angry." she said tryna be funny "I'ma light her ass on fire watch." I mumbled to myself before taking a puff
"You ain't gone light shit. Anyways. Where he at I got something for both of y'all because it's clear both of y'all are of the mental." she said and I stale face her
"Bitc- He in jail." I cut myself off "See that's what I'm talkin' 'bout mental." she mumbled but I heard "So then I guess we're going to do something different."
"I thought you said I ain't need you no more." I blinked "I thought you said you need me." she cupped her ear
"Mmchtt. You can't even fix kool-aid good enough to go in my mouth hoe fuck you." I mumbled and she threw a folder at me
"I fuckin' hate yo baldheaded ass." I mug and she shrugs blowing me a kiss making me move out the way "Don't want that shit."
"Why you so damn salty I ain't the one that put the nigga inna cell shit. I'm all for y'all 'open that cell let that boy outta jail' you know what I mean?" she scrunched her face up
"Man what you need?" I ask blowing smoke from my nose "So you not gone eat?" she asked me getting a blank face instead
"Okay for real. I got a date...." she trailed off and I blinked "Okay?" I shrugged confused "Mmchtt. Okay?"
"I mean. Gosh I'm so happy for you!" I squeal like a valley girl "Die." she said standing up
Bitch we was plannin' on it.
"I thought you already had a boyfriend." I said with my lips to the side "Shit me too. Anyways I came here for help." she said
"Who the therapist me or you?" I said and she stale faced me "Bitch I'm a psychiatrist. Trick." she mugged
"I've never been on a date dummy. You got more experience than me." I blinked. "Bitch I need the nonchalant part." she said
"You are nonchafuckinglant." I say through gritted teeth. "NothefuckI'mnot." she said the same way as me making me laugh
"Ight so he- it's a he?" I asked and she moved her lips to the side "Don't worry 'bout it. Say it." she said "My bad li' gay ass." I laughed
"Ight so they like "lemme take you out it again." and what you do is shrug. They'a be like yo who this bitc- you get what I'm sayin'?" I asked
"No."
"Bitch. Be like "Ight coo'." and you gotta add a lil shrug with it that's gone leave they ass thinkin'. While they thinkin' you get up. Leave. Andletthempayforthebill." I said scratching my head
"Bye K'yonii." she laughed making me mug her "Mmchtt you can't call me that." I frowned "Awe you miss yo Siah?" she teased
"Mhm. Get out my room."
"Girl fuck you and this room." She mumbled standing up and I flipped her off making her grab my finger and pull me to the ground.
"Made me drop my wood."
"Maybe yo nigga in there gettin' bent over." she said making my mouth fall "Nah he better be doin' the bendin'." I mumbled to myself
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