《S P D》011.
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Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem
"You startin' to piss me the fuck off. Like dead ass. I'm tired of rippin' and runnin' busting my ass to make sure you straight. I need a woman that's gone take care of me not one I need to take care. If I have to take care of you I will simply leave." I said and K'yonii put my phone down.
"Who the fu-" "Is what my daddy said to my mama I can't believe he said that." I cut her off shaking my head as I sat down.
"I was finna cuss yo ass the fuck out. Play too much." she chuckled
"K'yo-" "Shut the fuck up bitch." she cut me off and I gasped holding my chest.
"Mmchtt. Dummy." I said mushing her head "Ya mama." she stuck her tongue out "I'm finna take yo ass back to the hospital." I mumbled
"I don't give a fuck bitch fuck you." she said "Mmchtt anyways you gone be a real bitch and hold me down?" I asked her and she bussed out laughing
"Why you laughin' for slim? I'm so serious." I mugged and she was still laughing while wping her tears
"Whew shit nigga you funny as fuck." she said trying to control her laughter. "I'll hold you down like a real bitch." she nodded
"Ight then playa." I said standing up "Where you goin'? Always tryna leave a bitch." she said with a small frown
"I was finna bring you." I lied scratching the back of my head. "You's a fuckin' liar." she said "Okayyyyy your pointttt?"
"Where y'all goin'?" Yonaa asked walking past the door "On a walk." I mumbled picking K'yonii up
"You was finna go smoke without me if I ain't say nothin'? You just fake." she said mushing my head "I wanna smoke." Yonaa said
"You sure?" she shrugged and nodded "So what you like the smell now?" Yonii asked her and she nodded "You know it's real-" "Shut yo ass up." she laughed
"Kk we goin' on a walk come on." Yonaa demanded when we made it to the end of the stairs "Mmchtt. Monte get yo bitch ass out my chair." Yonii said
"Shut yo punk ass up. Fuck ass chair." he said getting out of it walking it over to me so I can put her in it.
"Still got yo bitch ass out the chair." she said bucking at him and he fake jumped. "I wanna go on a walk." Kaylia said
"No." Bhudda and Saint said in unison walking in the house with my dad, mom, Tk, Theodore, Kash, Sama, Dae, Lucky, Marco, Bam and Demon.
"Y'all always talkin' about I need some exercise but a motherfucka can't go on a walk." Kaylia said making my eyes widen.
"It's not a regular walk." T'akani whispered to her but we still heard "Kaylia you know I'ma whoop yo ass right?" Bhudda said
"No she not." Monte and Kk said in unison "Don't let them get to yo head you see how I be fuckin' them up." she said while pointing at her
"Auntie if you hit my cousin I'ma have to slide you. Respectfully though." the lil nigga with the hearing aid said
"Lil boy fuck you." she said snatching his hearing aid out "Ight bitch I'ma need a fade." Lucky said and Bhudda shrugged putting her hands up
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"Not tofuckingday." Bam said shaking his head taking the hearing aid from Bhudda. "Y'all twins?" Kj asked pointing between Lucky and Bhudda
"Nope." they answered in unison "Well I'm whatever y'all want me to be." he smiled sitting back making me shake my head
"This nigga is a clown." Tj, Theodore son said "Tj please stop breathing bro." Honesty, Marco's daughter snapped
"What I do to yo- Honesty shut the fuck up yo ole lyin' ass how the fuck yo name Honesty and you a liar? The fuck you still mad?" he questioned
"Told y'all she was a liar." Theodore nudged me "Bitch keep talkin'." Marco said clasping his hands together.
"Yea bitch keep talking so I could beat yo son ass." Honesty stood up swinging her arms ready to hit Tj. "See there you go lyin' you not whoopin' me."
"Ight get up let me tap yo chin." she said and the door bell rang
"Not it." Kj and Yonaa said in unison "Mmchtt I make sure y'all eat. Got clothes on y'all back-" "Nigga you sayin' that like it's not yo job go answer the door." K'yonii cut him off
"I refuse to be treated like I'm the child." he mumbled walking to the door. "Hmm. The police here." he said looking through the peep hole
"Mmchtt. Damn can I eat first shit." me and Bhudda said in unison. "I'm just playin' that girl here." he said opening the door
"What girl-" K'yonii said then Sayoria walked in "Why this bitch ch- who said you can come in?" K'yonii asked and she walked back out
"Mmchtt I'm finna kill this bitch yo." she mumbled pulling a knife from her sleeve. "See none of that." I shook my head taking it from her.
"Tell her to come in." she said and Sayoria walked in "What you want?"
"Can I talk to you?" she asked "Bitch we talkin' right?" she cocked her head to the side "Why are you so mean my goodness." Tk scrunched his face up
"In private please?" she pleaded "Gimmie my knife I ain't gone do nothing." she said and I shook my head "You good."
"Mmchtt ight. Come on." she turned to Sayoria "Take off yo jacket bitch stop playin' with me." she said and Sayoria hesitantly took it off
"Lift up yo shirt." she said "Okay well damn you caught me." Sayoria said pulling out a gun from her waist band
"Oh my God." she sighed and turned to me "Why must these bitches try us?" I asked throwing the knife at her making the gun fall into K'yonii's lap
"Sorry y'all's kids have to see this." K'yonii said while shooting Sayoria's kneecap "We've seen worse." T'akani and Kaylia shrugged
"Anyways what you want?" K'yonii turned to Sayoria who was struggling to breathe making me puff my face up to keep me from laughing.
"Mmchtt the knife in her neck and you think she know how to talk?" Tk said with his hands on his hips
"She ain't finna be able to do shit in a minute." K'yonii said "You know you my parnter in crime right?" she smiled at me
"Mhm." I hummed pulling the knife out of her neck "Thank you" she cooed "Bhudda stop fuckin' smiling crazy ass girl." Saint said and she tucked her lips in.
"Can you go wash this for me?" I asked Londyn, Dae's daughter and she shook her head making me smack my lips
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"Mmchtt ain't nobody smiling." she waved him off "Sayoria I'm finna shoot you in the fuckin' head bro what you want?"
"I'm not the smartest person in the world but I believe she wants to kill you. But hey I could be wrong." the lil motherfucka with the hearing aid said
"She don't wanna kill me." K'yonii chuckled shooting her in the chest making her drop "Mm. Close yo eyes Yonaa."
"Ten steps ahead of you." she said walking up the stairs "Where ya moms at nigga?" K'yonii chuckled rolling Sayoria's hand over with the wheelchair
"Bro you know you wrong." I laughed "You wanna die right now and get it over with?" she asked her making Sayoria nod stiffly.
She shot her in the head while making sound affects "Boom. *shot* Boom *shot* Head shots make a nigga look."
"She not gone stop." Tk sighed "Until all the bullets are gone." my dad sighed "So y'all just gone let her?" Kj asked
"Nigga that's yo triplet." they said in unison
"I just wanna why this bitch thought she was just finna up and kill me." she sighed with the gun in her head
Nobody:
K'yonii:
"I don't know about y'all but I fuckin' love this little girl." Bhudda smiled
"All I gotta say is I'll never let a motherfucka in a wheelchair kill me. You just gone have to kill me first." Sama said
"Yea gone just shut the fuck up." Kash said shaking her head
"So you tellin' me you didn't kill yo grandma?" I asked "Boy I ain't never killed nobody a day in my life please shut the hell up." she said and I blinked
"I just watched you kil-" "She ain't dead it's a prank. Can you go get Yonaa for me?" she cut me off and Monte bussed out laughing
"You wanna work for me?" Bhudda asked sitting on her lap and K'yonii looked her up and down. "Yea you kinda cute."
"Girl stop playin' you turn 18 next month." Bhudda said getting off her lap laughing "Ain't no shame in yo game huh?" Saint asked
"At all." she shrugged
"Aweee Yonaa you sad?" Yonii pouted with her arms out "Bitch do I look sad? I just faint at the sight of death don't got time for that."
"Yes you do look sad that's why I asked bet I'a never check up on you again." she scoffed
"Be honest did you kill our grandma?" Kj asked her and she sighed "When have you ever seen me kill somebody?" she stale faced him
"K'yonii shut the fuck up." her dad laughed "No I didn't kill our grandma." she lied....again
"I'm starting to this I should've name you liar. All you do is lie like damn you okay?" her dad said with his gace scrunched up.
"Yea. She killed y'all grandma and washed the dishes right after I was there." my dad sighed "I knew it. I feel so accomplished."
"Yea I bet." she mumbled "Can somebody get her. Dang I just wanna eat." Ky'lonn huffed with a paper plate in his hand.
K'yonii groamed out of frustration and everyone started to carry on with their conversation.
I just blinked then turned her so she can face me. "I'm horny and it's making me mad cause I'ma virgin. I don't have no business being horny." she frowned
"You want some head?" I asked her and she shook her head "I need something inside of me." she whispered and I raised my hand
"Messiahhhhh." she whined making me laugh "What is wrong with you girl?" I chuckled and she looked at me like she wanted to cry
"Why do I feel like this what the fuck? Shit is annoying." she mugged squirming in her seat. "You want me to take you upstairs?" I asked her
"Please?" I nodded and picked her up "The food almost done." Bhudda said to us "We comin' back." I said
"I'm finna cryyyy." she dragged dramatically "Awee poor baby." I frowned playfully while walking up the stairs.
"If I hit yo head sorry." I said when we made it to the top of the stairs "If you hit my head I wouldn't even be mad" she said throwing her head back
"You so dramatic." I chuckled opening her room door and putting her on the bed.
I stepped back and looked at her and seen tears forming in her eyes making my jaw drop. "You finna cry?" I asked and she nodded.
"Wait don't cry yet let me go get Kj." I said walking out the room "Nooo. I'm not really finna cryyy." she said from her room and I walked back in.
"Siah do something. Teach me how to walk or something this is frustrating." she said sitting up making me laugh
"Are you sure you don't want no head?" I asked "No I'm not sure actually but if you give me then I'ma want it all the time and you're going to jail." she sighed
"No no no. I said I have to turn myself in. I never said I was actually going to do it." I said and she shook her head.
"Ight." she said lifting her leg up. "Come on nigga eat eat." she said and I bussed out laughing
"Mmchtt. Bitch you got 45 seconds and I'm leaving 44 43 42.." she said like a pimp named slickback.
"You think you moan lou- nevermind get a pillow or something ." I cut myself off "You can just eat coochie? Like you don't need to get turned on or nothin'?" she asked me and I nodded
"Well coo cause I was not finna be with allat." she said "Mmchtt you tryna hoe me? I'm not a hoe." I said in the middle of pulling her pants down
"Oh my God. You're mouth is doing the wrong thing." she said propped up with her elbows supporting her
"Oh you talking shit shit." I said with my eyebrows raised "Oou you ain't got no panties on I'm beatin yo ass." I joked
"My lil coochie needa breathe shit." she mumbled "Nah this motherfucka fat." I said pulling her down then getting on my knees.
"Let me see yo tongue." she said and I stuck it out "Awh nah that's some dangerous." she said making me chuckle.
I 'on't wanna hear no stop nunnadhet shit. Mufucka was talkin' big shit. I thought to myself sending a slow lick to her pussy making her jump a little.
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"Okay wait." she said and I looked up slipping in a finger "Nah you was just talking big shit." I chuckled at her face expressions.
"Aight then." I said putting my head back down and swirled my tounge around her clit while pumping my finger in and out of her.
"Fuuuck Siaahhhh." she moaned before grabbing a pillow which made her moans become muffled
Who's the man? You're the man. Strong healthy black man. Dundundun dunda dadun dadadum. I thought slipping in another finger in.
I felt her pushing my head away so I grabbed her hand interlocking our fingers. "I'm finna cummm" she moaned making me speed the pace
She startede riding my face and fingers moaning then I felt her twitch then tighten up around my fingers.
"Fuucckkkk JACIONEEEE" I put my fingers I had inside of her in her mouth to shut her up and let my tongue do the rest of the job.
Mmchtt. I didn't mean to do that. That was for me. She wasn't down here puttin' in work. Goofy.
"Don't say I ain't never did nothing for you." I said after cleaning my 'mess' letting her clit go with a pop.
"Yuh got good pum pum gyal!" I said smacking her pussy "Owww." she whined going to rub it then stopped with her lips to the side making me laugh.
"You got washcloths in there?" I asked pointing at the bathroom she shook her head no pointing at a drawer "It's toothbrushes in there too."
"Nigga which drawer? Like it's not a whole dresser." I said "Mmchtt don't get loud it's in the top one in the middle."
"No you don't get loud sittin' there coochie just out." I said and she laughed flipping me off while I walked in the bathroom
"Plain ass bathroom." I said loud enough for her to hear "Bitch you ain't finna be talkin' 'bout my bathroom while you up in the motherfucka."
I laughed putting toothpaste on the toothbrush then put the wash cloth under hot water then rang it out and walked out to K'yonii
"I know yo ass not finna go to sleep." I said while wiping her "I'm not. I'm resting my eyes." she said lying straight through her focking teeth.
"Mhm- yo why the fuck is this toothpaste so fucking spicy dude?" I scrunched my face up and she laughed
"It smell like bitch in here. I don't wanna say no names though." she said with her eyes still closed.
"Motherfucka." I said while flicking her clit making her legs snap shut and she bussed out laughing "Bro move go get me some drawls or somethin'."
"Get yo own panties since I'ma lil bitch." I flipped her off walking back to the bathroom "Mmchtt I ain't say you was a lil bitch." she mumbled
"Can you get me some mouth wash then?" she asked and I spit out the toothpaste "No." I spoke rinsing my mouth out.
"Oh my God bitch die." I heard her say as I walked out "You want my breath to smell like coochie?" she asked me
"Let me smell." I said and she opened her mouth "Mm. Smell like some good coochie." I smiled with my thumb up making her smack her lips
"I can't believe I just did that." she said scooting to the end of the bed trying to get off "You welcome." I said playfully rolling my eyes
"You been waiting to do that since I bought you a water bottle. So therefore you're welcome." she smiled.
"This short shit not for me yo." she said hopping off just to fall "You dumb as shit yo." I laughed
"Mmchtt yo mama." she mugged "Yea stay yo dumb ass on the floor." I said walking out of her room.
"That's how you gone do me?" she asked and I nodded closing the door "What just fell" Yonaa asked me
"Yo sister." I laughed walking past her jogging down the stairs "Mmchtt where is my baby?" my mom asked with her hand on her hip
"I'm right here duh." I said going to hug her "No. Just no." she said making me smack my lips and mug her
"You see why you my favorite now dad?" I scoffed and she smacked the back of my head
"Nah don't be gettin' jealous how you think I feel when you be callin' a motherfucka that ain't yo daughter yo baby."
"Mek I hea yuh cuss I wah know sunting." she said punching me in the chest. Almost forgot she was my mama.
"Get yo shorty." I said to my dad making him laugh and shake his head "She'a beat my ass too."
"Bro do you eat? You're light as hell." I heard Yonaa say while she walked down the steps with K'yonii on her back.
"Y'all know I got a list of everybody that got me fucked up while I'm cripple right? Watch when this shit come off my leg." she nodded
"What you gone do?" I said with my hands on my hips "It don't matter but you on the top of my list bitch." She said pointing at me
"You mad? You mad cause you fell? Like why you mad?" I said squinting at her. "Bro." Kemonte laughed
"What you reaching out to me for? Wasn't I just at the top of yo list?" I mugged while reached for me like a baby.
"You still at the top of my list." she shrugged while reaching out "Come on nigga my ribs hurt." she said and I shrugged
"Ms. Arlene." she called out and I shrugged "There go my baby." my mon smiled "Yo son a bitch." she said and everyone bussed out laughing except me and her
"Why y'all laughin' I'm serious." she frowned reaching out to Kj and he grabbed her putting her on his hip and he started patting his head like somebody ghetto ass baby mama.
"Byron how you gone disrespect me by havin' one of yo tricks holdin' my baby?" he turned to Kk
"Listen we ain't together okay?" Kk sighed "You know what where my money at Byronnn." he said patting his head
"Uhh who are you calling a trick? Retard!" Yonaa jumped in making Kj and Yonii snap their necks toward her.
"Byron. You told her 'bout my IQ test scores? For real? That's how you feel?"
"Y'all are some retarded ass kids. Remind me of mine." Demon said "Bitch. Don't start cause first of all ain't shit demonic about you." Bhudda said
"Right. Like how the fuck you let both of yo daughters catch you slippin'? Typa shit." Lucky scoffed
"Got my wives fucked up." Kj mumbled walking over to me with K'yonii still on his hip. "Collect your prize you won." he smiled at me
"That's an ugly ass prize...I'll take it though." I shrugged I said as she reached out for me and I grabbed her
"Oh wait nevermind you kinda cute." I cheesed and she put her head into the crook of my neck smiling. Head ass.
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