《S P D》008.
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K'yonii Marie Taylor
This motherfucka really died. I wonder how she feel knowin' I didn't cry at her funeral or when she actually died. I thought to myself sitting at my mom's tombstone
"Anyways I know I'm not talkin' to shit. But I haven't talked to you in a coo' minute. How you been?" I asked actually waiting for an answer
"I been livin'." I shrugged "Don't take that the wrong way big dawg." She probably slapped the fuck out of me I thought playing with the grass
"And I'm not even finna lie I don't think you dead cause ain't no way in hell I just didn't cry when you died." I said boredly
"And if you not dead give me a sign." I said and paused "I'm not" I heard making me look up "Awl hell nah you play too much this why I don't be visitin' yo ass." I stood up
"I'm not." I heard again "Broooo I gotta stop smokinnnn'." I laughed shaking my head "Aye I'ma come back later. Like when I'm sober or somethin' cause you on some other shit." I said pointing at the grave
"Nope nope nope. Hell nah. God I'm sorry for fuckin' with the dead. I was just asking out of curiosity. If she not dead then hey." I said walking to my car
Over here know a bitch high off her ass got me thinkin' shit like I'm crazy. I thought to myself getting in the car "Maybe I should go buy me a phone...nevermind." I shook my head
"Why you not answering yo phone? And did you kill your grandma? Oh my God I'm in love with a murder." he bussed in my room then walked out
"Whaaaaat?" I asked with wide eyes while played in the background then he walked back in
"Ignore that last thing I just said. I don't know why I said that. Uhh but yea first two come on chop chop." he snapped his fingers with one hand on his hip while tapping a foot.
"No." I said squinting my eyes. "No to what?" he asked squinting his eyes and I just looked at him with squintes eyes
"Is that a trick question?" I asked and he bussed out laughing "No. All I asked was why you didn't answer yo phone. And yes I said that last thing but it don't matter." he said
"My phone is broke." I said "Oh yeah." he mumbled sitting on my bed "But did you?" he asked "Did I do what?" I asked "Kill your gra-"
"You think too much." I cut him off rolling to the end of then stood up "You ain't answer my question." he said
"I guess we'll never know...this the number one champion sound. Yeah estelle we about to get down. Get downnn" I sung
"Soooo you did?" he asked "Did what?" I asked and he smacked his lips "You never finished your question." I said walking out the room
"K'yonn." I called out walking in my dad's room "I'm not physically, mentally or emotionally ready for you today." he sighed
"Okay. Whatever that means." I said flopping onto his bed "You think my mom still alive?" I asked "I never told anyone but, she doesn't have a death certificate." he said
"When I went back to Rosita's house that one night. I went through her paper and took all her important stuff so it didn't leave traces or somethin' but I found a file with your mom stuff she had copies of all her shit but the only thing she didn't have a was a death certificate."
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"What the fuckkkk. But was that her in the casket?" I asked and he shrugged "I didn't even really wanna look in that bitch. Why'd you ask?"
"I don't know I've always felt she wasn't dead." I shrug "Me too. It just don't add up if you ask me." he shrugged
"I be thinking the same thing. But then I be like 'bitch shut up she dead.' then I go do something with my life." I sighed and he laughed
"What the hell is wrong with you dawg? Like you're just broken." he said and I shrugged "That's all me babyy." I sung
"You know yo daughter a murderer right?" Messiah said and I sighed and my dad gasped "YONAA HOW DARE YOU!" he yelled and I bussed out laughing
"No that one." Messiah said pointing at me "How dare you accuse me of such things. Wait until my lawyer hears about this." I said folding my arms
"Ain't yo birthday today?" I asked him and he shrugged "Did you kill your grandma?" he asked "No she at home." I said
"Exactly over here tryna say you killed my mama wait until she hears about this." he said grabbing his phone.
"No- I give the fuck up." he said walking out the room "That little motherfucka think too much." my dad said and I nodded
"It's the fifteenth you wanna go jump him?" my dad asked and I nodded hopping up "Y'all not gone jump shit. I'a get to bussin' in this bitch." he said walking back in the room.
"Bitch I buss back so I really don't give a fuck. May the best shooter win." My dad said and I bussed out laughing.
"Aye listen if we finna have a shoot out let me know right now cause I needa go get my gun." I laughed "Yo trigger happy ass I knew we was meant to be." Siah smiled
"Them guns he use is real lethal." I mumbled walking out the room. "Bro stop leaving me like damn it's my birthday can't I be appreciated the fuck." he said from behind me
"Stop following me. You want a birthday gift?" I asked him and he smirked "Depends." he said "Ya nasty. I was finna give you some money." I said with my face scrunched up
"Shit I'll take that too." he shrugged and I shook my head at him walking in my room "Get my duffel bag of the top of the closet." I told him
"Um. I don't like the way you demanded me." he scrunched his face up. "Fuck that gotta do with me?" I shrugged "Aye dawg"
He walked in the closet and seconds later he came out with two duffel bag "I knew you was gay." KJ said said walking past my door.
"Bitch-" Siah started then KJ threw a flashlight in the room "Lighten the fuck up bitch it's yo birthday." he said and I started to laugh but he looked at me making me look the opposite way.
I pretend I do not see.
"I don't care I'm stealin' that bro." I chuckled "Which one?" he asked holding up the bags and I shrugged "Don't nobody got time to-"
"Choose one." I said and he put both on the bed "I choose both." he said and I shrugged "Get what you want." I said and he furrowed his eyebrows
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"Open them." I said bucking my eyes at him "Don't start." he said opening the bags "Mm. Okay." he said zipping them back. "Think I got the wrong ones." he said
"You probably did." I said opening a drawer in the nightstand next to my bed taking out two bandz and threw them to him.
"Hmm. What you do for a living?" he asked me "Sell drugs." I mumbled Li' baby I'ma drug dealaaa
"Can you remind me to buy some wangla before I leave?" I asked him and he nodded "Where you goin' and what's wangla?" he asks
"Boy don't be questioning me like you my nigga or some shit." I mumbled "Girl." he smacked his lips "I'm just playin' I'ma go see my mama and wangla is a sweet." I said
"Candy?" he said "It's not really candy its a syrup with sesame seeds but it's a sweet." I shrugged "That sound nasty as fuck." he scrunched his face up
"It's actually good as hell and it's hard and you was probably thinking it was sou-." I said then started playing.
"What happened?" he asked and I shook my head
"Ohhhh this a song you be-" "Mhm." I cut him off "Bae you be twerkin'???" he asked actually surprised. Bae?!?!! Duh bitch shut up.
I nodded answering his question. "Why you don't twerk around me? I wanna see that shit too." he pouted and I chuckled shaking my head
"I fuck the nigga that's cuttin' checks. Dance onna dick now you been served. I like a dick with a little bit of curve. Hit this pussy with a uppercut, call that nigga captain hook."
"That's how you comin'?" he asked with his eyebrows raised "Shut upppp." I laughed mushing his head "My dick curvy you wanna see?" he asked and I shook my head
"You so fake I could be throwin' money at you right now. That's a good birthday gift." he said and I shook my head skipping the song
"Good gosh Marie." he said holding his chest "Is this who we are? Is this what we represent?" he asked when I turned it off
"Yes. Sorry to tell you mama was a hoe." I sighed and he cut his eyes at me. "Gir- give it a break." he said rubbing his eye
"You don't want neither of these?" I asked and he shook his head "Let's play 21 questions." he said as I walked in the closet
"Lord I really don't ask for much but please don't let this boy ask me shit only you me and my daddy know. In Jesus name I pray. Amen."
"Okay." I said "Actually you have to say yes to anything I say or ask. Deal?" he stuck his hand out "No." I smiled shaking his hand
"You already fuckin' up the game." he said "Ohh or maybe I don't want to play." I said and he pouted "But its my birthday."
"Coo'. Happy birthday." I shrugged and his mouth fell "Please. I won't even talk to you no more." he said "What time is it?" I asked
"2:53."
"I'll do it at 11:59." I smiled and he stale face me "K'yonii plea- nevermind fuck you." he flipped me off "What time?"
"Stop sayin' that I'll fuck the shit out of you bro." He said seriously. "I know." I mumbled to myself grabbing a jar of indica
"You need to stop smokin'." he said "You right." I agreed taking some out anyways "And thats yo problem."
"You right." I sighed "I feel like you permanent." he said pointing at me "Huh?" I scrunched my face up
"Like sometimes you make me irritated and the only people that make me irritated is people that are permanent." he said
"Whaaaaaat?" I dragged and he smacked his lips standing up "I'm done trying with you." he said and I looked at him trying not to laugh
"And you don't got shit to say?"
"Okay?" I said unsurely
"Okay what?" he asked with irritation cleary in his voice "Wait what does 'I'm done trying with you' mean?" I asked and he shrugged
"Shit figure it out." he said then walked out the room and I bussed out laughing
"Did this bitch just break up with me?" I laughed again grabbing my keys "Wait until my mother hears about this." I scoffed playfully
"Where you goin' bro?" he asked me from KJ's room "You broke up with me you can't ask about my whereabouts." I chuckled with my finger in the air as I jogged down the stairs
"Wait no why did y'all break up? Oh my goodness I'm finna go cry myself to sleep." Yonaa said "We didn't break up I don't know where the fuck she got that from." he mumbled and I turned around.
"You said 'I'm done trying with you' I said what that mean and you shrugged and said 'Shit figure it out.'- Yonaa what the fuck does that sound like?" I asked her and she walked away
"Efuckingxactly." I said walking towards the door "That doesn't mean we broke up." he said and I stopped walking
"Bitch I asked for an explanation and you said figure it out and that's what the fuck I figured." I snapped "Yo watch yo mouth." Boy fuck you.
"Can y'all yell or something so it can be more entertaining?" KJ said and I snapped my head towards him
"I'm just sayin' my bad playa." he said putting his hands up in surrender then walked away. "K'yonii." Messiah called out making turn around for the third time
He act like third time the charm works.
"Where are you goin' bruh?" he asked and I shrugged "Don't forget the wangla." he said and I squinted at him
"Mhm." I hummed and walked out of the house
"Hey million dolla pussay I bought us some more wangla girl." I said once I finally reached my mom's tombstone "And girl let me tell you what just went down." I sat down
"Here is yours." I said opening it a little for her "Okay so yeaaaa I never mentioned I have a boyfriend." I said with my lips to the side scratching my head
"Well had. Okay well he said we didn't break up but- let me just tell you from the beginning. By the way his name is Messiah." I took a breath
"So he said that he thinks I'm permanent in his life and I'm like 'huh?' Then he says it again but this time he explains it I'm like 'whaaaattttt?' then he goes 'I'm done trying with you'. Like what the fuck."
"So then I was like 'okaayyyy whats that supposed to mean' you know what I mean are you getting into it? So he gone say some damn 'figure it out'. Bitch I wanted to punch him in his shit."
"I ain't mean to call you a bitch mama but now that I'm thinking about it he got me even more fucked up. But anyways in my head I'm like oh so you just gone up and break up with me? Bet. Coo'."
"I'm leavin' to go out the door he gone say 'where you goin'?' My good sir you are not my nigga no more. But did I say that? Very much I did." I chuckled
"But yea so he's like we didn't even break up. Bitch I don't give a fuck what we did and didn't do don't fucking walk away from me because if we going to be in a so-called relationship we need communication right." I ranted and felt a breeze over my head "Exactly."
"So now he just got me all the way fucked up. Fuck him, and any and everything he stands for." I said crossing my arms
"Don't come over here I got a gun." I said aloud just because I felt someone around "Girl ain't nobody was finna go over there." I heard making me turn around
"Then who said I was talking to you?" I mugged "Chill out. Box body built ass." he said mugging me back.
"Die. Ole dirty ass. Stupid ass. Dear ankle built ass. Donkey knee face ass. Elephant foot neck ass. Kangaroo tail built ass. Moose nose sha-"
"Okay leave me alone." he cut me off "Mom you see this shit? Get a load of this guy." I scoffed pointing at him with my thumb.
"Fuck is you still over here for?" I asked mugging him "Why are you so mean. Hi my name TJ how are you the fuck?" he mugged with his hand out
"Mhm fuck you and yo hand." I said looking up at him studying his face "Tell yo daddy I said next time I see him I'ma shoot him." I said
"What the fuck? Let me leave. You don't even know my dad." I don't know why you came over here to talk to me.
"I do know yo daddy and make sure you add sincerely TK's daughter after it." I said "You better leave my dad alone got dammit."
"Fuck yo daddy." I stood up "Thats why you look the same height from when you was sittin' down." he retorted "I'll spit on whoever grave you here to see." I said and he gasped
"Oh my- good gosh. I'ma have my wife beat yo ass." he said "And I'ma have my boyfriend shoot you. I guess we even." I smiled sarcastically
"You're so mean." he scoffed wakking away and I shrugged "I don't give a fuck. You see the shit I go through mom? Like give it a break." I sat back down
"And for some reason the cemetery is getting packed. I probably got caught up. Aye atleast I get to die next to you."
"AYE!" somebody called out "Mindin' my business. Mindin' my business." I mumbled with my hand on my gun
"BABY GIRL WITH THE BLUE SHIRT!" they yelled again. I guess I'ma be colored blind today. I thought to myself then felt someone tap me.
"Yo don't touch me son." I said move my shoulder away "Relax ma. I was just tellin' you don't go through the front go through the back when you leave." he said
"Mhm." I hummed and he stared at me before walking away. You can't tell me shit like that cause now I'm finna go through the front. I thought to myself.
"Anyways mom do you think I'm wrong? But if you do hear me out. I asked for an explanation he told me to figure it out. So am I really wrong for assuming it?"
"You know what it don't matter. We're not even really dating. Wel- okay you know what I'm done explainin' don't tell nobody what I told you." I said
Somethin' wrong with my ass. "I love you mommy." I smiled kissing two fingers and placed them on her tombstone.
Welp time to go be nosey. I stood up wiping my but off unlocking my doors. "Just wanna be your girl." I harmonized starting the car
"Wonder if you even notice meeee. You gotta feel meee. And I will love you gooood." I sung I need some fuckin' music.
Damnnn there's hella cars. They finna kill somebody where the dead already at? Niggas is goi-
My thoughts got cut off by shots being sent to my car. One of them hit my hand causing me to let go of the wheel. "Oh shit." I chuckled then a car ran into mine hitting me hard.
Damn these niggas tryna kill me at a cemetery? Fawk? Should've minded my business.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME THIS WAY MAN!" I heard seeing a blur of the guy from earlier "Keep yo eyes open dummy." he mugged and I closed my eyes
Ayo I'm funny as fuck. I thought to myself hearing the door open then felt myself being pulled out "Aye I'm coo' ain nuffin wrong with me." I said as I opened my eyes
"Well okay." he said letting me go and I fell hitting my head "Exactly." he said "What's your na-" was the last things I heard before blacking out.
Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem
"Why you break up with my sister whore?" Yonaa asked mushing my head "I did- I don't have to explain myself to you." I cut myself off
"No seriously the last time I seen her genuinely smile was like 8 years ago. You make her happy even though she don't show it." she said
"Thanks?" I said unsure and she shook her head "Now why the fuck you break up with her?" she asked again
"I didn't she just makes me...irritated sometimes and it irritates me that she's the only person that can irritate me." I shrugged
"What you mean?" she scrunched her face up "Well you're a nosey feller aren't you?" I said and she stale faced me
"Well earlier I basically told her she was permanently in my life and she was actin' dumb as fuck. I already got mental issues that shit pissed me off. If anything that's a compliment coming from me I don't eve- why are you getting me to express myself move." I said and she bussed out laughing
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