Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem

"I like my sprite with no ice." I mumbled "You bet not put no ice in my drink." K'yonii finished and I blew air out of my nose

"WHAT Y'ALL UP I- oh thought y'all was doin' somethin' y'all ain't supposed to be doing." TK said once he burst into K'yonii's room

"What in thee fuck are we going to do? The doors don't got locks on 'em." she said stale facing him "That ain't stoppin' shit." I mumbled smirking

"Get the fuck out my house." he said pointing at the door "You good." I said shaking my head "And you need to stop cussing." he said to Yonii

"I don't have to stop doin' shit they're meant to be said." she mugged "Pick a number 50 through 200." he said to me

"No no no it's not even like that for real." she said quickly standing up with her hands up. "125." I said and he nodded

"Get out." K'yonii pouted pointing to the door "Why?"

"He finna whoop my ass."

"Ohhh that's why he said pick a number?"

"Yes bitch now I'm about to get my ass whooped 125 times with a belt."

"Your mouthhhhh K'yonii." I stressed

"My fault it's a habit." she mumbled stuffing clothes in a bag "What are you doing?" I asked

"I'm running away but first I have to put these on incase I get caught." she said throwing clothes on

"YOU LUCKY I CAN'T FIND MY GOOD BELT." TK yelled from outside the door and she let out a breath of relief.

"Oh wait." she said walking out the room

"K'yonii wh- oh shit." Yonaa said with two wigs in her head with a bald cap on her head "You ain' seen shit." she said

"You got it playa." I said with my hands up then K'yonii walked in with a mug on her face.

"What's wrong?" Yonaa asked pouting a little. "Nothin'." she said hopping on the bed.

"You're lying." she frowned "Well I don't want to talk about it." she shrugged "I do." Yonaa smiled small hopping on the bed

"K'yonaa." she said sternly "Okay just tryna help." she mumbled getting off the bed "Anyways which wig?" she asked

"Theeeeeee straight one." she said. Yonaa nodded walking out of the room "What's up with you?" I asked her nudging her leg

"Bro please don't be the type." she stale faced me and I shrugged "Shit I tried." I murmured putting my attention on my phone

"Ooou." she hopped up and I looked at her like she had 3 heads. She grabbed a notebook off of her dresser opened it looked at me then wrote something down.

"Unt un what you writin' 'bout?" I scrunched my face up and she chuckled "My therapist gave me a checklist on knowing if I like someone?" she said but in more of a question

"Elaborate."

"I asked my therapist how do I know if I like someone. So she told me to write down a checklist for romantically and friendship wise then I have to put a checkmark on- basically I'm using you as an example to see if I like you or not." she cut herself off

"You better fuckin' like me." I mugged "But that's the thing I never liked someone out of my family and I barely like them." she said

"What list am I on?" I smirked "Both." she said with her lips to the side "Can I se-" "You a virgin?" her dad bussed in the room

"Yes." she answered and he nodded squinting at me "Yes I'm gon' fuck yo daughter" I said and her eyes widened

"Motherfucka I feel like you tryin' me " he said like Monique in precious closing the door "Can I see?" I asked "See what?" she asked

"Yo list nigga."

"Ohh. Yea." she said tossing it to me

"She think I'm cuteee." I said seeing Do you think they're attractive? with a checkmark next to it.

"Boy." she said side eyeing me "Girl." I said bucking my eyes at her

"Trans"

"Vestite"

"Whore"

"Trick"

"Slut"

"Skeez"

"skank"

"thot"

"hoe"

"sketel"

"Trisexual dick suckin' faggot."

"Well damn you got me there." I sighed handing her back the notebook "What time is it?" she asked

"2:17."

"You still wanna come with me to get my nails done?" Duh motherfucka that's why I came. I nodded and she stood up slipping her shoes on

"You can go start the car I'm 'boutta do somethin' real quick." she said handing me her keys "I'll drive." I said and she nodded

"Okay get out." she said and I got up bucking at her on my way out. "Shimber mi timbers." she mutter walking the opposite way of me

"Aye bro you wanna come to a party with us?" KJ stopped me "Who's us?" I asked "Me, my girlfriend Yonaa and her boyfriend. Maybe Yonii." he shrugged

"When?"

"Tonight."

"I'll let you know." I said and he nodded walking up the steps "You so fuckin' ugly dawg." I heard KJ say

"Ya mammy. Bitch you was adopted." TK said and I shook my head walking out the house. Awe damn I left my phone

"Stay leavin' my phone in her raggedy ass room. " I mumbled "Bitch my room not raggedy." she mugged walking to me with my phone

"K'yonii." I said in a warning tone "I'm sorryyyy you just gone have to get used to it. And stop calling me by my government." she mugged

"No. Your name is K'yonii." I shrugged "But I can't call you Rome?" she stale faced me "Exactly." I nodded "No bitch your name is Rome-Messiah." she said

"Baldheaded ass. Put the address in." I mumbled tossing her my phone "Can I connect?" she asked

"No." I pulled off "I- hoe." she murmured crossing her arms "Use my phone." I sighed

"You wanna talk shit? You wanna run yo mouth? You want some gangstas 'front yo motherfuckin' house? We'a set this bitch off!" K'yonii rapped while I recorded her

"Bro get out my car." I chuckled when she started gang bangin' "Thought I was finna throw this ass back? Nah I'm a certified nigga." she said getting out

"Give it a breakkkk." I said opening the nail salon door for her "Thank you." she said "I just wanted to see you booty. It ain't ya beauty it's ya booty." I joked

"You annoyin'."

"Dis yu boyfran. Oh my goodnehh yu finly gah boyfran. Jenny she got boyfrannnn." the asian lady said and I bussed out laughing

"He's no-" "Yes I am." I said with a forced smile covering her mouth "Mmm." the lady hummed squinting her eyes at us

"You reday?" she asked K'yonii "Mhm." she hummed getting up. I got up after her and sat in the chair that was next to her.

"Go pik yo coluh." she said "Can I pick?" I asked before she got up. She nodded slowly and pointed to the nail polish

"How many colors can I choose?" I asked her and she put up two fingers. "Don't bring no bullshit ass colors bro." she said

"I'm not dude chill out bruh." I said like a surfer. I finally decided on pink and blue then walked over to her with a sinister smirk

"Unt un what the fuck I'm gone do with pink and blue?" she asked with her face scrunched up "Mind yo business." I said and turned to the nail tech

"This finger and this finger gone have a m but instead its gone be the scorpio zodiac sign. And the rest you can freestyle." I told her

"Yu sure this no yu boyfran?" she turned to K'yonii "Iam her boyfriend." I said and K'yonii shook her slickly

"We just not together yet. But I am." I added while nodding "Oh and make it somethin' exotic I want my dick-" "Okay Messiah." K'yonii cut me off

"Dangggg how you finish that fasttt?" I asked while looking at K'yonii's nails "She could've finished faster if yo big ass head wasn't in the light cause you wanna be close and shit." K'yonii said and I glared her

"Ooou you better kiss my ass I don't like your attitude right now." I said putting my hand up ignoring her "How much?" I asked the lady

"sebandee fy."

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"$75" she said "That's it?" I mumbled scrunching my face up getting out 3 benjamins "I could pay." K'yonii whispered to me

"Huh?" I asked jerkin' my head back "I said I cou-" "Don't ever say no dumb shit like that again." I chuckled seriously cutting her off

"Here." I said giving the lady the 3 hundred dollar bills "No only seven five." she shaking her head "It's a tip." I shrugged

"You sure?" she asked looking between me and K'yonii I nodded and K'yonii shrugged before sayin' "I don't care it's his money."

"Dank you hunay. Yu brin him back." she turned to Yonii after thanking me. I got out the seat and stretched. K'yonii did the same but yawned

"Let me take a picture do that nail posin' shit." I said and she chuckled doing the pose "Periodt Winnie." I said and she balled her face up

"The fuck is Winnie?" she chuckled "Winnie the Pooh. Y'all girls be like Periodt Pooh. Nah sweets it's Winnie. Mwah kisses." I said and she bussed out laughing

"Move. Yo goofy ass always be sayin' that shit" I said and she shrugged still laughing "Say it again." she chuckled recording me

"Mwah Kisses." I said sticking my tongue out after "Bye bro you would think you a quiet ass mean nigga whole time you a funny ass bitch." she said shakin' her head

"Same with you short ass mean girl that can't reach shit. Whole time you still mean short and goofy with a step stool." I smirked

"Bye I'm finna catch me a uber." she said and stopped walking "Okay." I jerked my head shrugging. "You ain't shit." she mumbled

"Shit ain't me." I shrugged unlocking the doors "You not gone open the door for a bad bitch?" she gasped dramatically when I walked to the driver side

"I couldn't find her." I said and she gasped again "I don't know why you actin' surprised I said I wanted to see yo booty." I laughed opening the door

She opened the passenger door and turned around "You could see this ass any day Lewis." she said smackin' it the grabbed it

"Just kiddinggg." she smiled getting in the car "Go do it again. This time I need more....emotion." I said and she nodded the flipped me off

"No. I'm tired take me home." she yawned "Take a lyft." I sighed "Nah I think I could sleep in here." she said reclining the seat

"What if I kidnapped you?" she turned to me "Bro shut the fuck up." I said shakin' my head "I'm serious. The first day you came you just got in my car." she said

"Oh I didn't wanna stay at school." I remembered "But I still could've kidnapped you." she mumbled "Girl yo little ass was not gone kidnap me." I stale faced her

"I'ma big bitchhhhh. Where my chi- I need to stay off tik tok." she cut herself off "You know what?" I looked at her

"What?" she asked with her mouth slightly open "You bipolar as shit." I told her "Howwww?" she asked taken back

"Because last week you mugged everything everyone wasn't talking to no fuckin' body and crazy thing. You wasn't even on your period. You're on your period right now. Happy as shit. All smiles. Then earlier somebody made you mad and then out of nowhere you hopped up gettin' a notebook." I said

"I- see what had happened wassss...I told you I wasn't gone be yo friend if I didn't have my medicine." she scratching her head

"What's wrong with you?" I asked "What's wrong with you?" she retorted "Uh....I guess we'll never know." I shrugged

"You gone take me home or what?" she asked "Or." I answered "Bitch take me home. I'm finna call the police on yo ugly- you ain't even ugly." she cut herself off

"If you give me a kiss we can leave." I smiled "Mwah Kisses. Let's roll friend." she said and I looked her from the side of my eye and bussed out laughin'

"Alright bro." I chuckled starting the car. "Aye you goin' to a party tonight?" she asked "Might." I shrugged

"Tell meee what you thin-" "K'yonii I swear to god." I cut her off "It's stuck in my head bro." she groaned putting her face into my pillow

"Let me sing it to you and I swear I'll stop." she said and I dropped my phone on my bed "Go." I said and she bussed out laughing

"Tell meeee. What you thinkin' about when you finger poppin' this puusssyyy-" she cut herself off laughing

"When you fuckin' me you know I like to get it real kinkkyyy-" she laughed while holding my jaw "Can't no other biiitch put it down like yo bitch K'yoniiiii." she finished

"Annoyin' ass. Been singin' that shit since we got here." I playfully mugged "I don't wanna talk to you right now I don't like your attitude." she said

"Well go home." I said scrunching my face up "Bitch that's what I requested- oou you like to get it real kinkyyyy." she smirked when I grabbed her by her neck

"No I'm finna throw yo ass out this window." I said "Take me to the kinggg." she sung with her eyes closed and arms out

"You still want a kiss?" she asked with her lips puckered "Mhm." I pulled her closer nodding "Woahhhh chill out ion roll like that." she laughed

"Girl." I said making my grip tighter and pulled her a little more closer then started suckin' on her neck "Mmm what you d-doinnn." she said humming and moaning at the same time

I continued to suck on her neck while she let out soft moans. When I pulled away she looked like she was in a gaze making me chuckle

"You got a fat ass hickey on yo neck. I'm finna tell yo daddy." I smiled "No no no no do it come off?" she asked rubbing it

I shook my head with my lip between my teeth to keep me from laughing. "You can't be doin' this shit man. I'm fightin' for my fuckin' life. Y'all killin' me with this shit man." she said like R Kelly

"I'm tellin' yo daddy." she said walking out my room and I got up after her "Broooo look what yo son did. He must not like me he just wanna see me die." I heard from outside my parents room

I walked in with a goofy smile "Heyyy." "Bitch we don't like you." K'yonii said "That's why you got that shit on ya neck now." I laughed

"Meech you know you my favorite right?" she said to my dad and he nodded "Just let me off him." she said nodding her head towards me

"Sorry dude that's my only child." he said resting his hand on her shoulder "Just ain't shit dog ain't shit eitha. Where yo mama?" she turned to me

"Work..." I trailed off "I'm ready to get my ass whoopin' over with come on." she said takin' a breath before walkin' out the room

"Go put a shirt on." she said sternly bucking at me "Kiss my ass." I mumbled jogging down the steps "Mcht. If you want me to die just say that." she mumbled

"Not I almost said it." I mumbled to myself makin' a yikes face. "Come on darling." I said and she mugged me

"I'm scared." K'yonii whispered with her hand on the door nob. "Just put yo hoodie on." I shrugged and she did it

"Can you see it?" yes. "No." I lied and she nodded opening the door "Oooou TK look at K'yonii neck." I said semi-loud and her mouth fell

"C'mere." he said motioning her over with his finger from the top of the staircase "Aye big bruh if you hit me I'm callin' CPS." she said walking up the stairs slowly

"Ain't nobody gone hit you." he said with a bored face expression "Let me see dude I'm not gonna hit youuu." he said in a Rosa voice

"Say on God you not gone hit me." she said stopping "On God." he said "You believe in God?" she asked and he nodded smilin'

"Ight. Aye you come hold his hands down." she said to Yonaa who was walkin' out of her room "Why?" she asked grabbing his hands

"She got somethin' on her neck." he said calmly letting Yonaa hold her hands "Okay okay okay okay. Whew." she huffed

"3"

"2"

"1" she said taking her hoodie off then tilting her head to the side so he can see her whole neck.

Yonaa's eyes widened and her dad looked at her neck boredly "Damn now I owe Meech $20 ian believe 'em." he sighed

"You not mad?" she asked "I mean it's around that time. But him of all people?" he pointed at me shaking his head

"Aht he did it to get me in trouble. I shall not participate in such activities." she said with her finger in the air

"Girl get out my fa-" "You gone come to the party or what?" Yonaa asked her "Um. No I'm tired." she said walking up the stairs

"Let me see your nails." Yonaa stopped her and she turned around holding her hands out. "Bitch you are not a scorpio." she laughed

"He the one came up with the idea." she shrugged watching me come up the stairs. "You a scorpio?" Yonaa asked me and I nodded

"When yo birthday?"

"November 15th." I answered and she nodded "You comin' to the party?" she asked and I shook my head walking into K'yonii's room

"Boy get the fuck out my room. Ain't you tried to get me in trouble." she mugged "But did I?" I asked with my ear cupped

"It don't matter bitch get out we don't like you." I mugged "Who is we?" I asked looking around "Me and the monsters under my bed bye."

"Tell them monsters I said ki- Matter fact I'll tell them. Y'all can kiss my ass and y'all owner. Mwah. Kisses." I said gettin' in the bed

"Unt un what is you doin' we ain't never did this before." she joked "Girl please you know I be havin' nightmares go to sleep." I mugged

"Aweeee po' babyyyy." she cooed pinchin my cheeks "Shut yo as-" "You shut yo ass up. Po' ass nightmares goodnight." she cut me off

"Goodnight li' girl." I mumbled laying in her chest