The next morning came so quick I didn't even have time to prepare. I was standing with my squad along with the rest of the teams that passed the first part of the examine. We were at a very huge forest. It had a whole bunch of keep out signs and other unwanted things.

"Whoa! Umm nice place. What is it?" asked Naruto staring at the forest in front of us.

Anko stepped up. "This i the location for the second phase of the exam. It' the 44th Battle Training Zone. But we call it the Forest of Death"

I can see it, alright. It has death written all over it.

I heard a rustling and I looked over to see a square rock. Well I figured out a while ago that rocks can't be square. Naruto looked over his shoulder at the rock with a twitching eyebrow.

Naruto started walking and the rock followed. Naruto then took off full speed trying to lose the rock. I bursted out laughing, ah man not again. Naruto came and pulled me in front of him as a shield. I face palmed.

"That's the worst disguise of all time! There's no such things as square rocks!" Naruto said pointing at the rock.

"You saw through my camouflage again! You're slick boss. Just what I'd expect from my greatest rival!" Konohamaru said. Just like before the box turned yellow and exploded into three different colored smoke

"I think we used a little too much gunpowder, you guys" Konohamaru said through coughing. Everyone stared at them, they finally noticed and stood up.

"I'm Moegi, the sassiest kunoichi in preschool. Check me out!" Moegi said striking a pose. Not again.

"I love algebra. Call me Udon"Udon exclaimed striking a pose as well. Why can't they be normal? Oh right they are little Naruto clones.

"And I'm the number one ninja in the village. Konohamaru! And when we're together...." He also struck a pose.

"We're the Konohamaru ninja squad!" They exclaimed insink.

"Yeah, I knew it was you guys the whole time. What do you losers want. I'm getting ready to take the second round of the Chunin Exams, and you're interrupting me. I don't have any time to be playing around" Naruto said cooly.

"We didn't come to play around, boss! We're on official business" Konohamaru stated.

"Yeah, that's right. We came here for a inclusive interview" Moegi explained. Udon just agree with the with other two.

"An interview, huh?" Naruto said, with his arms behind his head.

"We're here on a assignment to write an article for the academy's newspaper. It;s a big time feature story, all about the Chunin Selection Examinations." Konohamaru nodded.

"A newspaper? I didn't think the academy had something like that" I muttered

"So we want to do an exclusive story on you. Please tell us you're going to do it? Oh! Kitsune-chan we want an article with you to!" Moegi pleaded.

"Yeah, but right now? Ugh!" Naruto groaned.

"Well...." I began.

"Hey, you two over there! What are you doing? You're holding up the exams." Anko said while walking over to us.

"Uh, sorry, but Konohamaru was telling me something about an interview for the academy newspaper" Naruto told her.

Anko gasped and a big cheesy grin appeared on her face. "Oh yeah, I forgot all about it. Lord Hokage had mentioned something about them interviewing me"

"Uh, interviewing you?" I rolled my eyes. Naruto sweat dropped.

"All right, we're taking a 10-minute break. For those who are scheduled to be interviewed, please be courteous and respectful to the reporters from the academy newspaper." Anko announced.

"I thought Kitsune and I were the only ones being interviewed" Naruto asked.

"No boss. But you both are the most important." Konohamaru smiled.

"Oh, well, in that case, we're going to give you an interview that will make it clear for your readers. Why we are the greatest ninja ever!"

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"Naruto and the rest of squad seven!"

"Alright boss, tell me about yourself" Konohamaru said. Naruto grinned and went on explaining about himself and how awesome he was. That's my Naruto for ya.

"My other team members are Kitsune, Sakura, and Sasuke. Well since I'm the only one that shows any kind of promise, you don't need to know about them. Besides Kitsune" Naruto added

"Well them me about them anyway. You know, for the article?" Konohamaru suggested

"Okay okay! Sasuke Uchiha is a real pretentious guy! All the girls think he's cool, besides Kitsune. But they don't realize how big a jerk he is" I bursted out laughing. His description of duck-butt was amazing!

"Anyway, he's always swooping in at the last minute. Then making me look bad. But one day, I'll show him. Then there's Sakura Haruno. I'll let you in on a little secret. She's madly in love with me. She'd never admit it, of course. But I think her coyness just makes her even cuter"

I was rolling over laughing. Naruto gave me a playful glare and took out a something from this pouch. He then stuck it in my mouth. I grinned when I realised he gave me a lollipop. Green apple flavored!

"It doesn't sound to me like she's in love with you boss." Konohamaru pointed out.

"Ha-ha-ha" Naruto laughed sarcastically.

"Okay boss, what about your last member" whined Konohamaru. NAruto laughed.

"Oh right! Lastly there's Kitsune Hatake. She is probably my favorite person out of everyone on my team. She's my best friend! Even though she likes to hit me, I still love her. Kitsune even told me that she was madly in love with me once. But I turned her down, so we can stay friends" Naruto grinned.

"Naruto Uzumaki! Never have I ever said that I was in love with you!" I

shouted at him.

"Sure Kitsune, whatever you say..." Naruto grinned. I glared at him enjoying my lollipop. "Anyway our squad is a very well oiled machine that can succeed in any mission"

I rolled my eyes and laid on the ground listening to Naruto talk about himself. Naruto then told about how he used hi sexy jutsu on Ojichan. I laughing, while Konohamaru was like that's not appropriate and stuff like that.

"This whole article can't be about you boss!" Konohamaru complained.

"Oh, I guess you're right, Konohamaru.

Then when Naruto's interview was over. It was Sakura's turned. I rolled my eyes at her as I watched her talk. I then heard her say something about Naruto.

"First, there's his sexy Jutsu. Shadow clone? Who can handle that many Naruto's." Sakura said, "Then his Harem jutsu"

I rose an eyebrow. Naruto was now becoming a bigger prev then my father! I mean really! Naruto would be a very interesting person as a girl.

"What I really want to talk about is the number one rookie, Sasuke Uchiha." Sakura sighed dreamly. "Not only did he graduat as the academy's top student, but he's also the most popular guy in class."

I snickered and I shook my head. Sasuke Uchiha more like Duck-butt. I then looked over at Naruto he was glaring at Sasuke. Sakura's eyes grew hearts in them.

"He's so cool! I think I'm going to faint" Sakura giggled to herself. I then watched she began fangirling. I looked at duck-butt, his eyebrow was twitching. I snickered.

"Your tribute to the great Sasuke is putting everyone to sleep, Sakura" Naruto said. I nodded yawing.

"Your fangirling is putting me to sleep" I yawned.

"Oh shut up!" Sakura said smaking Naruto on the head. She then randomly hit me. I whined holding my throbbing head. I glared at her. She's on my list now!

"Sakura tell me about the rest of your team!" Moegi said, with sparks in her eyes. I crossed my arms over my chest.

"Fine. Let me tell you about the two people on my team. Kitsune and Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi-sensei also known the copycat ninja. He uses his sharingan eye to assess the enemy's technique. He;s copied over a thousand jutsu! A down fall is he's always reading his stupid book and whenever he's supposed to meet us in the morning, he's late. Plus, like everyone else, Naruto get's on his nerve" Sakura said.

Welp she had most of that right.

"Now for Kitsune Hatake. She' Naruto's best friend and is a very weird person. She acts like a four year old sometime, so I have to set her in her place. But I can say that Kitsune is a very strong and positive person. She's someone you can count on when you need help." Sakura said.

I had anime tears in my eyes. I then stopped crying when she said she lets me in my place. When did you become my mother!!

Soo, after Sasuke's interview, they took mine. Let's say I said some really 'nice' things about Sakura and Sasuke. Okay I just said what was on my mind and they glared at me. I said more negative things about Sasuke then I did Sakura. One thing that during Sasuke's interview, he had an argument with Naruto. That was the funnest thing to watch.

"We really want to thank all of you" Moegi said bowing her head to us. I smiled at her.

"Yeah thank!" Udon cheered.

"Knock them dead on the Chunin Exam, boss and sis!!" Konohamaru grinned at us.

"Don't worry about me, guys. We'll make it!" Naruto said. I rolled my eyes, he's someone you have to be worried about.

"See you! Bye! See you later!" the little munchkins waved while walking over to another ninja squad.

I yawned and laid myself on the floor. I got strange looks from my squad members. I ignored them.

"Kitsune what are you doing?" asked Naruto

"What does it look like. I'm going to get a nap in before the exam starts again" I yawned. I closed my eyes and began blocking out the world.

In reality I only got five seconds of sleep (-_-)