《Daughter of the Nine tails》Chpt 8: THAT OLD MAN WILL DIE!!
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ACHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I sniffed and glared at my dad who stood in my room mocking me. He let out a sigh before running a hand through his hair like he was the one ill.
"Kitsune...how am I going to explain this to lord hokage" he sighed
I shrugged, "I don't know. Tell him that I was kidnapped by a crazy cat lady who hates dogs. Then tell him that I has escaped her evils claws and I chased her into a garden. THEN say that I had fallen into a garden and fallen. Or you can tell him that you were training me-"
"Kitsune" he snapped. I hissed at him and pouted before placing my blanket over my face. "Look, that story made no sense. Besides he is not going to believe that a crazy cat lady chased you into a garden"
"UGH! Fine r-r-ruin my fun" I sneezed.
"I'll be back in a couple of hours. I will send Asuma over here to check up on you. Please don't give him any problems, you remember what happened last time"
"I was six! I didn't know what he had placed in the bathtub!"
"It was bubbles"
I gave him a weird face before looking over at the clock. I looked back at him, then back at the clock. I gave him the eyes that told him 'look at the clock'. After a few seconds he caught on. The clock read 7:21am. And he told us to meet him at 5 sharp!
"You're a bad teacher" I muttered.
"Hmm I guess I am. I guess when we get a mission I will leave you here with Iruka and Lord Hokage" He stood up and headed for the door.
My mind froze for a second before I pounced on him. I tackled him on the floor so I was sitting on him looking down at him. He only rose an eyebrow. Oh how I hate when he does that.
"Noooooo! I'm sorry daddy!" I fake cried hugging him.
He kissed my forehead before setting me back in my bed, and tucking me. I glance up at him before closing my eyes. I felt him kiss my forehead, while my mind ran into darkness.
*Time Skip 10 minutes later*
Sickness doesn't like me. I had gotten up like seven billion times and I still haven't been able to fall back asleep. I fell backwards on my bed staring my blue colored ceiling. I closed my eyes trying to go back to sleep. I let my breathing relax, and soon I was asleep-
DING-DONG-DING-DONG-DING-DONG
My eyes shot open and I narrowed my eyes. I slipped on my dad's hoodie and my slippers. I then headed towards the door. I walked to it and opened it. I looked to Asuma standing at my door with a bag of food. I only stared at him.
"Good morning sleep head" Asuma chuckled before walking in.
He patted my head and I followed him back inside. I sat down at the dining table as he set the bag down.
"So what did you bring me" I questioned
"What no hello" he questioned back.
"Hello, what did you bring me?"
He chuckled before placing a kiss on my cheek. He may be my uncle but food comes first before family affection. I pointed to the bag. Asuma opened it up and pulled out a container filled with ramen. And not just any kind of ramen, miso ramen! I squealed before digging into my food.
"Thank you!" I squealed eating more ramen. Asuma shook his head before taking out his own food and began eating.
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After finishing up my ramen I felt a little better. I looked over at Asuma to see him reading a note. I peeked over to see it and it looked like it was written by my father. Asuma looked over at from the corner of his eye.
"Kitsune, Kakashi said that he wants you to go get dressed. You have to go see the doctor today about your illness" Asuma said.
I pouted and marched all the way to my room. I got dressed in one of Naruto's tee-shirts and a pair of blue shorts. Yup I stole one of his shirts I'm a good friend. I walked out and Asuma stared at me.
"You ready?"
"You can say that" I replied. I slipped on my shoes and we headed out towards the hospital
***Time Skip****
After coming out of the doctors I went to go find Naruto. It was only about 12:30 so he still might be training. I ninja jumped to the training ground and stayed in a tree. I looked around. I looked a head a little bit to see Naruto tied to a log with Sakura and Sasuke next to him.
I snickered and appeared on top of the log earning a gasp from Sakura. I jumped down and sat in front of them.
"Hey Kitsune, why are you late" exclaimed Naruto.
"I was sick earlier this morning so dad said I could miss out on the training exercise today" I stated. Naruto nodded and let out a pout. I tiled my head at him and looked at Sasuke and Sakura.
"Why are you tied up?" I titled my head at Naruto slightly.
"He tried to steal food before the training was done" Sakura stated.
"Oh well if that's so" I began. I formed a hand sign and a box of food appeared.
I moved closer so I was sitting in front of Naruto. I opened the box and creaked open the chop sticks. I picked up a piece of rice and offered it to him.
"Kitsune you not supposed to that! It's his fault for trying to steal food" Sakura said.
I looked at her, "Well he may not matter to you but he's my best friend. I care about my comrades first before I care for myself"
Naruto looked like he was about to cry. He sniffed and opened up his mouth, and I fed him the rice. After a few bites, he grinned at me. I gave Sasuke and Sakura a look saying they should do the same. With a sigh they gave in. I walked over to untie him when...
BOOM!
"YOU!!!" shouted a voice.
I looked and saw my dad's angry face. A huge gust of wind followed close behind him. He looked like he was about to murder all of us.
"You broke the rules! I hope you're ready for the punishment" He stated before starting to form hand signs.
The whole sky went dark and lightning cracked among it. The wind also began to pick up. I went and stood beside Naruto and Sakura.
"But you said...You said that there were four of us. That's why Kitsune, Sasuke and Sakura..." Naruto's voice dose off towards the end
"We're all on this squad, and we're all in it together" said Sasuke
"Yea! We gave him our lunch because the four of us are one" exclaimed Sakura.
My dad only gave us a look while the wind slowly started to dose off. He slowly made his way over to us still keeping up this hand sign.
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"The four of you are one. That's your answer" he questioned leaning down to face us.
I nodded and so did everyone else. Soon enough the wind and clouds started to disappear and the sun appeared. My dad smiled giving his famous closed eye smile. I tilted my head.
"You pass"
I gave a dumb look. I sweat dropped at him, so he added the almost pee-your-pants scary voice. Just to tell us we passed! I am going to kill him when we get home. At least I wasn't the only one giving him a dumb look. Sakura and Naruto helped on that.
"What do you mean? How did we pass?" Questioned Sakura
"You were the first squad the every succeeded. The other did exactly as I told them. Each of them fell into every trap. They couldn't think for themselves, and a Ninja they need to be able to think" dad said
Everyone nodded and started to relax. I smiled and started to untie Naruto. I cheered and fist pumped the air. I ran over to my dad and tackled him to the ground. He let a grunt before patting me on the head and standing up. He placed me on his back and I grinned.
"Alright as of today the exercise is over, we are officially squad 7. Tomorrow we start our first mission!" dad said
We all got excited. I grinned and began to play with his hair. Dad then told us to follow him back to the village. I stayed on his back well because I can. We then all went to the ramen shop and he brought us ramen.
I totally can't wait for tomorrow. We start our squad mission!
*******Next Day*******
"Sasuke, I'm at point A"
"Sakura, I'm at point B"
"Believe it! Naruto at point C"
"Go slow Naruto. Kitsune where are you"
"In a tree. I'm at point tree"
I could feel everyone sweat dropping at my little joke. I grinned and listened as my dad told us to move in closer. I vanished and reappeared on the ground behind a tree. I looked around and saw the rest of the squad. I waited for further commands.
"The target as moved follow it!" said my dad.
We nodded and followed after what we have been chasing. Naruto spotted the creature a few feet a head of us. I patted his head. We all flashed into a hiding spot a couple of feet from the target.
"How far are you from the target" asked dad
"Five meters, just give the signal"
I listened as they kept talking. I climbed up the tree I was behind and I was just above the target. I lowered my chakra and was ready just as the rest of the squad was.
"Alright" dad began, "NOW!"
I shot out along with the rest of my squad. Just before I could grab the cat, Naruto ran into me. I hit the ground while he held the cat in his arms. I rubbed my head and glared at him.
"I GOT HIM!" Naruto shouted. The cat hissed at him and began clawing him. Sakura watched him in awe. I just laughed. I'm such a bad best friend.
Sasuke just stood against a tree talking to my dad through the speakers. I glanced at Naruto and all I got was a face full of fur. I held the ball of fluff in front of me and it just so happened to be Tora the cat.
Before I could even think about what was going on. It started clawing my hand. I hissed and dropped it. While handing it over to Sakura. I licked my bloody and growled at the cat. Tora glared at me, and I glared right back.
Yea that's right people! I was having a staring contest with a stupid cat! SUE ME!
After that little mission, we all walked back to Ojichan location. Once we entered, we handed that devil of a cat to its owner. The owner was a giant lady, she gladly took the cat and squeezed it to death.
Naruto laughed at the cat, I only smiled at the sight before me. Sakura felt sorry for the cat. As of dad and ducky they only watched. The fat lady handed Ojichan the money and left holding Tora. Ojichan looked over at us while reading a piece of paper.
"Alright the next task for team seven. We have babysitting the councilor three year old, taking his wife out shopping, picking potatoes-"
"NO!" Naruto shouted putting his arms into an "x", "I WANNA GO ON A REAL MISSION. SOMETHING THAT IS EXCITING, I DON'T WANNA DO ANYMORE OF THESE BABY MISSIONS!"
"YEA! I WANNA GO ON SOMETHING EXCITING! COME ON OJICHAN!!" I shouted fist pumping the air.
Ojichan let out a sigh while rubbing his temple. I didn't even notice Iruka was there until he started some sort of outburst. I held my ears because he was causing me to get a head ach. And Naruto shouted back making it worse.
"Are you kidding me!?! Babysitting is not a mission it just a stupid-!" he would have continued, if my dad didn't have hit him on the head.
"Will you put a lid on it" dad sighed. Ojichan then began talking.
"Naruto it seems as though you do not understand. Listen many different request come into our village. From escorts to assassination, these request are recorded and then sorted out into different ranks. Ranging from A-D depending on how difficult the task may be. Then we choose what rank ninja should be able to do the mission. Since you guys are just starting out you get D ranked-"
"To I had this awesome ramen today, but I think I might be getting some miso ramen today. Kitsune do you wanna come" questioned Naruto.
"Yea" I grinned in reply. Boy do I love ramen... wait was Ojichan in the middle of talking.
"Silence!" I was right.
I turned and crossed my arms over my chest.
"You're always talking to me as if you're my grandfather or something. I'm not that same little kid in more, I'm a ninja now! And I want a ninja mission!" Naruto stated and pouted.
I nodded in reply to what he said, "Yeah! Ojichan I wanna mission"
I heard a chuckle, and I looked at Ojichan weirdly. He let out another chuckle before saying something about how Naruto doesn't want any more little kid missions.
"So be it. Since you are so determined I will be giving you a C ranked mission. You all will be body guards on an escort mission" Ojichan stated.
"Ooo! Who will we be guarding! A princess or some big way councilor" Naruto and I cheered.
"Oh you'll see, send in our visitor"
"What is this? It just a bunch of snot nose kids" said an old voice. I turned and saw this old man who was holding a bottle of wine.
"And you the little one with the idiotic look on your face. You really expect me to believe that you're a ninja" questioned the old man.
"Ha-ha! Who's the little one with the idiotic look on his face?"
We all stood next to Naruto. Sasuke being the tallest, then Sakura, then Naruto, and lastly me. I am only three inches smaller than Naruto! But the old dude said he so I had nothing to worry about.
"Why you old man! I will hurt you!" Naruto shouted while being held back by my dad.
The old man then looked over at me since I was standing on Sasuke left. He looked me up and down. He then stopped when he saw my ears and tail. I slightly whimpered not wanting to me looked at.
"And you the little blonde haired one. Why are you wearing that stupid tail and ears? It not Halloween so take that stuff off"
My breathing started to move at a weird pace. He really hand the nerve to call my tail and ears fake. Oh I am going to show him, a growl erupted in my throat. I jumped and went to attack him. Dad was holding me back.
"OLD MAN, YOU'RE ON MY DEATH LIST. COME OVER HERE SO I THROW THAT STUPID BOTTLE THAT YOU'RE MAN HEAD!!!" I shouted
"Kitsune relax" dad said.
"THAT OLD MAN IS GOING TO DIE!"
*To be continued*
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