Philza sighed and stretched his wings, he just finished putting on Jewelries in it, He wants to look like he'll fit the upper class while at the same time, share his culture

A loud series knock of knocks interrupted his moment of peace

"Phiiiiil!"

"Daaad!"

It was Tommy and Tubbo. He sighed and went to the door, opening it with an annoyed look "What do you fuckers want now?" He asked "I can't seem to tie my tie thingy and I can't find Techno" Tommy said "I can't tie my tie thingy and I don't wanna go to YN" Tubbo said, The two child shoved the tie to Phil's face. Phil groaned and snatched it "Alright, get inside you little gremlins" Phil said

Tommy instantly jumped on Phil's bed, jumping up and down like it was a bouncy castle "Tommy you better get down now" "No"

Tubbo instantly sat on the seat in front of the mirror where Phil was sitting a few moments ago

"Alright, pay attention Tubbo" Phil said, walking behind Tubbo, he placed the tie around Tubbos's neck and began to show Tubbo so the boy will know "Ooh! So it's that easy?" Tubbo said, Phil nodded "Yep, that was it" Phil said, smiling. Proud that he was able to teach Tubbo something new, then an idea popped in mind "Say! Why don't you do Tommy's?" Phil said, Tubbo beamed with a smile and got up "Yes please!" He said "Alright Tommy, you're next. Sit down here please" Phil said, Tommy sat on the chair, slouching "You should really stop slouching like that, it's not good for your posture" Phil advised as he looks at Tommy's mirror reflection with a disappointed look "I don't need posture, I've got women" Tommy said, Phil sighed and facepalmed "You know what... Yeah, sure" Phil said, tired from all the nonlogical responses. He reached for the necktie that Tommy gave him earlier that he placed on the table and handed it to Tubbo "Here you go bud, make sure it's nice and tight" Phil said

Phil sat on the bed and decided to grab a book, as he was reading; The two boys were starting to talk very loudly, and possibly already on each other's throat, can't an old man rest for a moment?! He forcefully closed his book shut and got up "Alright what is it nooO- holy shit! Tubbo!" Phil quickly took Tubbo's hand away from the ties

Apparently, they were arguing, Tommy kept saying that Tubbo was doing it wrong and Tubbo said that's how Phil did it and such, and eventually Tubbo got tired of it and decided to choke the blond

~•~

"Alright, you boys stay out of trouble alright? I'm just gonna go something to drink" Phil said, He left to go to the table, and Tommy and Tubbo decided to go to random people and ask them random things

What's that?

What are you drinking?

Why do you smell like dead roses?

If this is the End, where is the end to the end?

Is nether hell?

Why do you look like a pig but humanized?

How are you able to stretch your jaws like that? And why are you so tall?

Phil knew that they'd be thrown into the void if this keeps up, he sighed and chugged down to glass of wine before going to the two, apologizing to each and every one of the guests that they had disturbed

"Alright, from now on you two must stay with me at all times" Phil said, and started digging through his pocket "Yeah right old man, as if that's going to stop me! Your words means nothing to me, I'm-... I'm like an Alpha" Tommy said "Ah found it" Phil said, pulling out two leashes "I knew you two would cause pandemonium, so I planned ahead" Phil said "What the hell" Tommy said

Phil ignored the two's protest and tied the leash around their waist "I wasn't even doing anything" Tubbo complained, pouting and crossing his arms "No, you were definitely doing a lot of shit" Phil said, drinking another glass of wine "Yeah? Like what?" Tubbo asked "You were talking to a halfbreed creeper earlier and asked if they'd explode if you kill them, then you asked a Dutch piglin if she was part hoglin, then you told a- " "Okay! Okay! Fine! Maybe I was going somethings..."

Phil sighed and chug down another glass of wine, he then looked at his glass and then the bottle... Ah... Welp... He sighed and grabbed the neck of the bottle and drank some "Phil? Can I have some?" Tommy asked "No"

Phil looked to his side, finding the one and only; Technoblade "Oh hey Techno" he greeted "Old man, you shouldn't be drinking that much" Techno said, Phil laughed and placed the bottle down "You babysit these two, then we'll see if you do-... Where's YN?" Phil said, Techno sighed and grabbed a different wine bottle, he grabbed a glass and poured himself a glass, taking a Drink as well "Meeting up with a friend's friend" Techno said, Phil nodded "What brings you here?" Tubbo asked "Eh... I don't know, fleet?" Techno said, followed by a chuckle "Ew" Tommy said, earning a punch from Techno to the side "That was so uncalled for, oow" Tommy said, rubbing his arms "Yeah Techno, at least warn him first" Phil added "That was the warning" Techno said, Phil laughed and Tommy protested that violence is not funny, especially when he was the one receiving the violence

~•~

Techno left a few moments ago, leaving Phil with the two tyrants "So... Can we taste wine now?" Tubbo asked "What? No! You're too young" Phil said "But we're a few minutes older than we were before" Tommy argued "Tommy, don't make me pull a Techno on you" Phil said, earning a laugh from Tubbo

The night went on, Phil hang out on the table, mostly. Until some people suddenly started recognizing him, he was known for his potion-making skills after all, he let the two go for a moment and hoped for the best

Tommy found a man with... Fox tail? Fox ears? Wait... Tommy tugged on Tubbo's shirt, earning his attention "Yeah? What is it?" Tubbo asked "Look Tubbo, a fox" Tommy said "Let's go ask him if he's a furry" Tommy said before Tubbo pulled him "No! Dad will kick our asses" Tubbo argued "Ah, hello you two" they looked behind them and found the tall halfbreed enderman "Oh! Hey Ranboo!" Tubbo greeted "Wheres Phil?" Ranboo asked "With some guests over there" Tubbo said, pointing towards Phil who was talking to a group of people "Ah I see... I guess he's busy, I was going to ask him if he'll allow me to court for YN" Ranboo said, Tommy's eyes widen and he shook his head vigorously "NO NO NONONONOOOOO" he said, Ranboo's eyes widen at Tommy's reaction "She's already taken by Techno!" Tommy added "Ah' what a shame... Guess I missed my chance" Ranboo said "Yes, they're actually..- uh... Engaged! Yes, already engaged" Tommy added, they weren't... "Well... That's a shame"

Phil looked around and saw YN and Techno gone from their spot, and so was the man wearing a green suit earlier, he wanted to see what's up, but he knew he shouldn't. He respects YN and Techno's privacy

~•~

The next day, Phil woke up and decided to check on YN, he knocked on her door last night to see if she's okay but got no responses, so maybe she's somewhat alright now

He got out of his room, shutting his door close as gently as possible, and then went to YN's room, knocking lightly. 15 minutes had passed and no responses were given, the door was locked as well. He sighed and decided to ask Techno, maybe Techno knows

He got in front of Techno's room and knocked, he heard tired grumbling so... At least Techno is there, Phil decided to invite himself in. He twisted the doorknob open and his eyes widen

Techno saw Phil and panicked, this was not the best situation to be seen at all! "Phil! I swear it's now what it looks like!" He yelled, waking YN up

YN was cuddled up in a shirtless Techno, her head was on his arms and her hands was his chest, she was too close for Phil's liking. But it got extremely cold last night and the blanket wasn't keeping her warm enough, Techno is from the nether, his body heat never changes, and when it does, it's barely any difference. Heat is always radiating from him, so he decided to provide YN comfort and warmth

"Techno, YN, we'll need to talk later after breakfast!" Phil said before walking out and shutting the door close