So the next day i do the usual like Always: shower. brushed and put down my hair covered the left eye like Always, brushed my teeth, get dressed, make breakfast, wake up Naruto did the dishes size my bestfriend doesn't know how to do it or because is lazy and headed to the academy where we're need to take the photo and be place in teams.

I watched with eye widened as Naruto enter the room for take the photo "Ehm... Foxy hun? are you sure you want to take the picture like that?" i questioned. He just grinned and continued on it. oh for cryloud is look so fucking ridiculous.

It's so embarrassing really. He has red and white paint all over him. After he took his, i took mine and we haeded out to hand in our registration. 

Mine information was almost similar. Me Hoshigaki and he Uzumaki, Both born on October 10th, me Born in the village of the Mist he Born in the village of the Leaf, both 12, Libra's, he love ramen and i love Dango my registration number was one number after his. It's pretty Amazing if you ask me.

The third Hokage was not happy with Naruto's photo and right now he tried to making take the photo again. Suddenly Naruto makes sign with his hands and turns into his feminine version and more mature version. I had to put my hand in front of my mouth so as not to laugh. Oh my Jashin i'm going to murder him!!!! 

"Pretty please Lord Hokage?" the female Naruto said. The cloud were covered her private areas but this time i was laugh. 

What make me anger is the effectiveness against the Hokage. my face was red for anger and a smacked Naruto on the head. "Stop doing that! it's sooo fucking annoying, if you do not stop I sacrifice you to Jashin!!"

We watched as the Hokage twiched on the floor.

After a moment he got back up and wiping his bleeding nose. "That's the Sexy Justu you say? very Tricky, much too Tricky, don't do it again."

Naruto was laughing on the floor and make me shoot a digger look. He's lucky to have me, He almost forgot his headbend today.

The Hokage was scolding Naruto when a kid ran in, shuriken in hand. "Old man, i challenge you! I'm going to defeat you and become the fifth Hokage!" He ran in and tripped.

We all stand at him in disbelief. Me and Naruto look at each other and laugh at him "he tripped on the floor and tripped alone!"

Another man ran in the room. He wore sunglesses and was dressed darkly. "Are you alright honorable grandson and there is nothing for tou to trip ok."

I look at him. Another emo? what the fuck is happening here! why all people dress black!!

The boy look at Naruto "You're the one that tripped me aren't you?!" I was still watching amused at the scene and think what happen?

After ten minutes, Naruto and I left and just walking home. Teams will be decided later on so there was no point to sticking around. "that kid was weird." Naruto grumbled.

I giggled "I think he's cute. He reminds me of you" Naruto fell a bit. 

"What?! I was not that bratty as a kid!" I playfully throght about it.

"Maybe you were worst then him?"

"AH! i was not!!!" He shouted. I laugh at him and continue to walk. Shortly after Naruto caught up to me.

So we was kept walking, but i noticed then the kid for before was following us for a while now. And i think Naruto has realized that too.

When Naruto turned back and the kid covered himself with a wired cloth, his feet were sticking out and it was pretty obvious what he was doing.

However Naruto just ignored it and keep walking. I knew he had to know through. If not for that disgiuse then his following footsteps.

He turn around and pointed. The kid had put up a wooden fance disguise but it was the wrong way. "I know you are following us so give up" Naruto demanded. I watched as the boy put down hi awfull disguise.

The Kid laugh "saw though my disguise huh? The rumors about you are true, you're good. Alright, i'll be your apparentice and you'll be my trainer. And you will be my woman"

I only blinked at him. What? "And afterwards you have to show me that Sexy Jutsu thing you did to granpa Hokage."

Ok then.. "This is some kind of joke right? And she is not your woman!!!!" Yeah tell him that Naruto i don't his woman. "No i need a new trainer! Please Boss!!"

"Huh? Boss?"

"yeah, you're the Boss! Boss, Boss, Boss" Naruto thought for a minute.

"Well, how can i refuse?" I look at Naruto "ehi Foxy? i'll go home don't do anything stupid ok?" I walk to the house.

Sooooo i don't write the entire episode because i'm lazy like Shikamaru soooo Bye!!!!