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- Nischay's latest video blew up.
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(It was early morning when Nischay's good news came, and the four friends kept partying till it was 8 AM)
: Ok dude, 8 baj gaye hai, ab mujhe ready hona chahiye office ke liye⌚
: Han, koi nhi.
: Waise bhi aaj office jaane ki zyada jaldi hogi!
: Are han! Seema ka birthday hai na aaj😄
(Ajey went inside his room to get ready.)
: Paro, Richa ka call aaya?
(Recap:- The previous evening, i.e., on the 14th of February, Richa gave Parikshit the good news that she got the opportunity to direct a short film from "Rocket Filmz" and wanted to cast him as the main lead - Name of the Chapter: I love you)
: Abhi tak toh nahi, mai hi phone krta hu.
(Parikshit called Richa)
(on the call): Hi! Mai tumhe call krne hi wali thi! Tum aaj dopeher 12 baje tak K.M.C. Road pohoch jana, mai tumhara wahi wait karungi...
: Okay, mai aajaunga..lekin aana kisliye hai?
: Audition ke liye, baba...maine producer se baat kr li hai, wo tera audition lena chahte hai, bus.
: Alright! Thanks yr!
: Oh please.... Okay, I'll see you today!
: Bye!
(Call ended.)
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(It was 12 pm and time for the audition. Parikshit and Richa caught up and he gave his audition. He had been waiting for Richa outside the studio for a few minutes when she came out taking quick steps towards him.)
: Hey, boi! Nice acting, ha!
: Aisa bola unhone?
: Nahi, unhone bola ki tu role ke liye perfect nahi h! Character jitna serious hai, wo seriousness tumhara chehre pe dikh nahi rahi. But he wishes you best of luck for your future, kyuki acting phir bhi achhi lagi unko.
: Oooo😔
: Aye, idiot!! Maan gaye wo😁
: What🤩 Really!??
: Ha, baba...kitna aasaan hai na tujhe bewakoof banana🤭🤭
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: Shut up and hug me now!!
(They hugged each other)
: Aur wo chahte hai ki shoot aaj shaam se hi shuru ho jaye....6 o'clock.
: Itni jaldi? Koi scam toh nhi kr rhi na tu mere saath?
: Nahi, Tiwari ji....Youtube channel hai na, toh inko thori jaldi-jaldi kaam krna padta hai, isliye aaj hi.
: Okay...umm..mai andar jaake thanks bol du?
: Aaj shaam ko keh dena, abhi apne ghar jaate hai! Waise script achhe se padh li thi na?
: Yepp, padh li. So..bye, Miss 'I love you.' 😉
: Bye, Mr. 'I love you too!'😄
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(In the office)
(Ajey found a few colleagues wishing Seema happy birthday as entered the office. He joined them, and formally wished her as well.)
: Happy Birthday, Miss Sharma!
: Thank you, Mr. Nagar.
(mouthed/without making a sound): I'll see you later.
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(In the house)
(Roma, along with Nischay was reading the comments of his latest video which blew up.)
: It crossed 4 lakh comments! Can you believe that?
: Hmm! Tum sure ho na, ki ye koi glitch nahi hai??
: Mayank ne baat ki hai....youtube walo ne confirm kar diya hai, that it's true.
: Kaise hua hoga ye sab?
: Maybe it was the script, maybe it was the thumbnail, or the title, or the timing of upload. Maybe I just got lucky.
: Ladkiyo ke maamle mein na sahi, kam se kam yaha toh lucky nikle tum!
: What do you mean, ha? 100 se bhi zyada fanpages hai mere!! Abhi toh aur badh gaye honge!
: 100 se bhi zyada fanpages, aur girlfriends?
: Wo toh bus maine kisi pe try nahi maara hai.
: 25 saal mein......ek bhi nahi bani?
: Stop teasing me! Tumhare kitne rahe hai?
: School walo ko include kr ke....6. Decent, right?
: Umm..Han, toh kya hua? Sabse breakup toh ho gaya na, in the end!
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: Atleast ladke mujhpe, in real life, fida ho jaate hai.
: Achha? Mai toh nahi hua...
: Kyuki tum Mihika ke peeche pade ho, someone who is already taken.
: Tumhe kaise pata, Mihika ke baare mein?
: It's obvious! Tum kam se kam 10 baar mention kr chuke ho uske baare mein mere saamne.
: Ooo... Matlab ki agar Mihika nahi hoti toh..
: Toh shayad tum mere jaal mein fas chuke hote!
: O wow😂😂
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, 11 PM
In the House
(Ajey, Parikshit and Nischay were in the living room, talking.)
: Aur bata, Ajey....aaj toh tujhe late se aana chahiye tha, Seema ka birthday hai na!
: Wo apni Maa se milne gayi hai...and it's okay! Kal hi toh humne date krna shuru kiya, we should take it slow.
: Hmm. And what about ur kiss, ha?
: Same answer.
: Kya? Wo apni Maa ko kiss karne gayi hai?😂😂
: Mere pyare gadhe, by 'same answer', I meant to say that we should take it slow! That is my 'same answer'. Maine bus gift de diya, and we hugged...
: Like passionate lovers😉😉
(ignoring him): Paro, tere short film ka kya hua?
: Han...shoot shuru ho gaya hai, parso tak complete ho jayega. 3-4 din tak editing hogi, and then, it will be uploaded on youtube.
: I'm telling you, agar tu yotube pe famous ho gaya na, toh channel start kr lena.
: Abhi kuch socha nahi hai..dekhte hai.
Six days later
: I knew it wasn't going well!
: It's alright, Richa. Hum sabko failures kabhi na kabhi toh dekhne hi padte hai na!
(So, apparently, the short film uploaded on 'Rocket Filmz' channel didn't perform that well. In fact, the film was receiving hate.
Comments:
"The only thing I liked about the film was Parikshit Tiwari's acting! He deserves better movies than this!!"
"Who the hell wrote such awful dialogues?? The story seems to be kinda average, but the filming is trash."
"Wasted 30 minutes!")
: How is it alright, Parikshit?? Ek chance diya tha maine tujhe, apne aap ko saabit karne ka, and this is your performance.
: Hey, you can't say that, okay! Maine apna best diya hai!! Aur comments mein bhi log meri acting ke baare mein achha hi keh rahe hai!
: Logo ko kya pata hai filmography ke baare mein?? Unhe kya pata ki film mein kya achha hai, kya bura! Just because you look nice, doesn't mean you are a good actor too!
: Alright, first of all, logo ko filmmaking ke baare mein kuch pata ho na ho, wo hamari audience hai. Aur unko kya pasand hai, aur kya pasand nahi, humara sabse zyada dhyaan uspe hona chahiye. Secondly, even Liger Shroff looks nice. (A/N: not a spelling error)
: I don't wanna talk about anything right now.
: Cool! Koi jawaab nahi hai, toh "I don't wanna talk right now"
: How can you even speak to me like that, after all of this!! Bhoolo mat, comments mein jo teri tareefein ho rahi hai na, wo isliye ho rahi hai, kyuki meri wajah se tu cast hua tha!
: Just stop behaving as if tera koi ehsaan hai mujhpe! Maine toh mana bhi kiya tha, pehle!
: Toh script bhi toh padhi thi na, aapne! Tab toh andaza ho jana chahiye tha, ki ye kharaab film hai! Tab mana kar dete!
: Han, average script thi, predictable storyline tha, toh kya! Richa, 8 mahine baad mujhe kisi film mein main lead mila tha, kaise mana kar deta?? Aur script toh phir bhi theek thi, jab director hi aisa ho toh kya kiya jaa sakta hai...
(Richa looked at Parikshit with her widest eyes.)
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