《IDIOTS!!》😘How to kiss😘
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:- Ajey thinks of how would he kiss Seema, when he heard Parikshit's movements in the middle of the night.
(Ajey heard Parikshit coughing, getting up and having a glass of water perhaps, and then, a really weird idea struck Ajey. He was really hesitant at first, but then he finally got up from his bed and went to see Parikshit.)
Parikshit was about to lie down on the sofa, when Ajey called him.
: Paro, Paro, Paro!!
: Kya hua..? Itni raat ko...
: Ek request h meri, pls mana mat krna🙏🙏
: Yr mujhe bohot neend aa rhi hai, kal baat karenge...
: Kal tak ka time nahi hai!!!! Abhi kaam h mujhe!
(lazily): Bol.
: Mujhe kiss krna sikha de, please!
: Net pe dekh le na...
: Nahi, nahi...mujhe experience kr ke seekhna hai...Please, tu toh meri Paro h na?
(shocked): TU PAGAL HO GAYA HAI??
: Ssshh.. dheere bol, Ye log jaag jayenge...
(whispers): Tu pagal ho gaya hai? Aur mai teri Paro nahi hu!!
: Kal maine Seema ko kiss krte waqt kuch gadbad krdi toh?
: Dil ke saath-saath tera dimaag bhi le gayi kya wo?
: Uff.....(thinks) Dekh mai tujhe, umm...150 rupay dunga. Ab bata?
: Bohot mehenga hu mai.
: 250?
: No.
: 2,500
: No. No. No.
: 5,000
: Umm..no.
: 10,000?
: N.....Yes!! Yes! Bhej paise mere account mein!
: Tu sahi mein 10000 rupay le lega?
: Seema ki puppy chahiye ya nahi?
(grumpily): Okay....
(Ajey sent the money in his account)
: Okay..so...mai use ek perfume gift dene wala hu..which is very, very expensive aur phir mujhe use kiss krna hai..
: Theek hai...toh aise act krna jaise mai Ajey hu aur tu Seema. Sabse pehle mai tujhe gift dunga...Gift dena toh aata hai na?
: Obviously..duh.
: Gift dene ke baad, tu uski aankho mein dekhna, jaise mai abhi teri aankho mein dekh raha hu..(looks straight into his eyes). It should be an innocent look, alright?
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: Okay.
: Aur ye hona chahiye for about 4 seconds....iske baad, you need to hold her face (Saying that, Parikshit held Ajey's face with both of his hands).
(nervously): Hands on the cheek?
: Hands on the cheek, yes. Uske baad, wait for her, jaise hi wo thora lean in kare, just go for it! (Removes his hand)
(confused): That's it?
: Han..aur kya krna hota hai?
: Maine tujhe kaha tha ki mujhe kiss krna sikha.
: Han, wo toh maine......WHAT!? Tu chahta hai ki mai tujhe kiss karu???
: Umm..han?
: Tu mujhe 10000 rupay mein khareed raha tha? Mai koi bikaau cheez nahi hu!!
: 40,000.
: Kahi kone mein chalte hai.
: Wow! 2 second nhi laga palatne mein, han?
: Chal na! Yaha hall mein koi dekh lega.
: Bathroom?
: 45,000.
: 5000 rupay extra bathroom jane ke?
: Aur kya?
(Ajey and Parikshit headed to the bathroom.)
In the bathroom
: Chalo. Learn as I do it, okay?
: Hmm.
(Parikshit came close to Ajey held his face again.)
: Ready?
: Han, Paro.
: O God, don't say that again. Aur sun, agar tune mujhe baaki ke 35000 rupay nahi bheje na, toh mai Seema aur tere beech mein misunderstandings khadi kar dunga aur phir Seema ko apni GF bana lunga, samjha?
: Lekin teri toh bandi hai na?
: Matlab tu paise nahi bhejega?
: Ofcourse bhejunga, yr.
(very, very nervous): Okay then, learn as I....will...(sighs) kiss you.
(Parikshit and Ajey leaned in. Their faces were really close, when to their surprise, Nischay entered the bathroom and immediately clicked a picture of the two of them almost kissing.)
: That was a nice one! (Shows them the picture he got on his phone.) Chalo, continue.
(Ajey pushed Parikshit behind.)
: Bsdk! Darwaza band nhi kr sakta tha tu??
: Mujhe kya pata ye yaha itni raat ko aa jayega!
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: Shukr manao mai hi tha, Roma hoti toh? Hawww!!!!
: Nischay, jaisa tu soch raha hai, waisa nahi hai.....I can explain.
: You don't have to. Maine sab sun liya...shuru se leke abhi tak, sab kuch. Mai toh bus iss moment ka wait kr rha tha😎
: Mai jaa raha hu yaha se.
(Paro proceeded to get out of the bathroom but Nischay stopped him.)
: Are, are...ruko bhaiyya!! Pata hai, ye picture abhi tum dono ki girlfriends ke pass jane wala h?
: Dimaag kharab h tera?
: Kharab nahi hai, tez hai. Agar aap dono chahte hai, ki pictures unn tak na pohoche, toh agle mahine ka rent sirf aap dono bharenge.
(in unison): Done.
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