Varys created 'Spill the tea ☕'

Varys added Jon Snow, Sansa, Daenerys, Jamie, Cersei, Sandor, Arya and Bronn.

Varys: So, I have been watching a lot of James Charles, Tana Mongananana

And Jefree Star lately and I learned a new phrase: to spill the tea.

At first I didn't know what it meant, but I googled it and this is the defintion: when one tells an especially juicy bit of gossip. And because I am the biggest drama queen, I decided to share this information with you guys.

Sansa: ...

Jon: What... why? I don't understand? Why are you telling us this? I literally couldn't care less.

Bronn: What the hell, man? Why are you watching girls' stuff?

Sandor: It's not just for girls, Bronn. I have to admit: I sometimes watch beauty videos to make me feel pretty.

Sansa: Ahw, that's the purest thing ever.

Arya: yeah, too bad you're still an ugly piece of shit.

Daenerys: Varys, is that why the wifi connection is so slow?

Cersei: Can I spill some tea?

Varys: Yes, please!

Cersei: JON'S SLEEPING WITH HIS AUNT.

Sansa: WHAT. JON. EXPLAIN.

Jon: WHAT

Bronn: oh, awkward...

Varys: oh, that's some juicy tea. Give me more.

Jon: CERSEI IS SLEEPING WITH HER BROTHER

Jamie: That's not even tea anymore. That's just an empty cup.

Cersei: yeah, sorry, I drank all the tea that was in there.

Bronn: DAARIO HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

Daenerys: What do you mean? He still looks the same to me

Bronn: Really, girl? He looks like a completely different person.

Daenerys: Hmm... I don't see it. As long as he's still hot, idc.

Sansa: I KILLED PETYR BAELISH

Cersei: thank goodness. Someone finally got rid of him

Bronn: Well, I cried when he died. I cried tears of joy.

Arya: Hey! I killed him!

Sansa: That's right. Credits to my sister.

The ghost of little finger floats into the chat.

Ghost 👼:

Hehehehe...HEhehehHEHEHeeeee....

Jon: ew