《Joker And The Queen (Epistolary) ✔️》44
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06-20 10:20 PM
I saw your ex
Kakagulat ka naman
Oh anong nangyari?
She's engaged
Nice
Good for her
Okay
Magaalas onse na, tulog ka na
No
Are you really happy for her?
Oo naman
I'll sleep now
Totoo?
Just make sure you already moved on
I don't share
Yes Ma'am
Pero nagmomove on ka rin naman
dati ah? Wala na 'yon
I wasn't
I'm not planning to move on from you
Sabi mo nung lasing ka?
I said you look like my crush
Si kuya max nagsabi na nagmomove on ako
Ang gago, so umamin ka noon?
Hindi mo sineryoso
Sayang amp
Your fault
Oo nga, sabagay
Treat me how you do it
Alin?
Running a company
Oh?
Totoo?
I realized, I need more money
Hahahahaha
Kaya tatanggapin mo na yung sa company nyo?
Just for now
After the bar, I'll make my own firm
E iisang anak ka lang naman, sayo
din yan mapupunta
I want my own
t:
You can change the branding sa kung ano yung gusto mo
I'll think about it
But you have to teach me, I'll pay you
Libre mo nalang ako sa buffet,
nagmahal na sila eh
I'm serious here
Seryoso nga
That's just 500
Sorry ka 600 na ngayon
Fine fine
After the bar you'll guide me, right?
Or does it depends if you still like me or nah? That's why I should pay you or we should make a contract
:
You're doubting me?
I doubt everyone
Tingin mo susukuan kita?
Yes
After a year? 6 months?
Talaga lang ha
Saan nanggaling yan?
Sakin
Anong mangyayari kapag lumampas
ng dalawang taon?
Aabot ba?
Sagutin mo muna tanong ko
I don't think you can keep up to me
I want an answer.
You can propose and I'll
think about it
Deal
Parang ayaw ko tuloy maniwala na sayo yung cellphone. Baka nalimot mo lang yon ha
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You already saw what in that phone
Duh
And I told you, mahina ka lang. I know how to keep everything cool and you can't
Mabilis lang ako magtiwala pero kapag wala na yung tiwala ko, wala na talaga
I'm not your ex. I won't
waste your trust
Alam ko. Pipiliin ba kita kung
ikaw yung ex ko
Soooooo you'll teach me for free?
Bukas ba?
When are you free?
Kahit kelan
Tomorrow then
What time?
Kahit kelan nga, ikaw pumili
9 am
Are we going to your office?
Gusto mo ba pumunta?
Can't you decide?
Sige wag na doon, sa inyo nalang
I wanna see your office
Nagtanong ka pa
Hahahahaha
Let's meet up
Hindi ka pa rin sasakay
sa kotse ko?
Are you sentimental?
:
Hindi naman
Nah let's just use my car
Old school na ba kotse ko?
Ayaw mo sa brand? Design?
No, I'm fine with anything
Anong problema?
You used that car with your ex
for years and still using it now
I get it, that's your first car
But I don't wanna sit there knowing
your ex used to be there for a long time
Edi bibili nalang akong bago
Mabilis naman ako kausap, dapat sinabi mo agad
I thought you're a sentimental person
Hindi ko palang naiisipan na magpalit ng kotse kasi sayang sa pera pero pwede ko na naman to palitan
That's better, ig
May request ka ba? Sa kung anong kotse yung gusto mo sakyan kasi ako ayos lang ako basta may sasakyan
I'll choose the car?
Anything five seater para may space yung gamit mo sa backseat
Hold onnnnn
I'm searching
Take your time
Can you make it black?
Kahit ano
Pwede pala irequest sayo sa buffet na pambata lang yung bayad kasi prutas lang naman kinakain mo eh tapos ilang patak na yogurt
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Pwede na yon, papakiusapan ko nalang yung may-ari
200 lang kapag bata eh
I'll pay my meal
Wtf so kuripot
Lugi talaga eh
Tapos di ka pa nagsshake, maligamgam na tubig lang iniinom mo
And so?
Magdala ka nalang lunch box na may pakwan kaya? Pwede na yon sayo tapos ako nalang kakain sa buffet
You're so problematic
Pakiramdam ko ang mahal ng pipiliin mong kotse, kailangan natin mag-tipid.
I'm still choosing
If we get married, I'm not gonna agree to a conjugal partnership. You're so kuripot, maybe you don't have money
And you'll probably be spending most of my money to buy me gifts
Hindi ka umaasa na tatagal ako sayo ng six months tapos nasa kasalan na pala utak mo
Either way, I want my money mine alone
Edi sayo nalang, hindi ko
naman inaagaw
Just buy the BMW in black
Alin mismo?
3 series
Gg
Btw, ang damot mo pala no?
Because you're so kuripot
You can't even pay a 600 for lunch
What if I want fine dinnings?
Gusto mo?
Ofc, who doesn't?
Tara bihis ka na
Shut up
HAHAHAHAHDHHH
Saka nalang kapag tayo na
I'm not that traditional
Fine, tayo na
HOY MGA SINASABI MO DYAN
Like Mika, I don't believe in courtship
Baka pumayag ka kasi bumili ako ng kotse ha??? Wala akong pera
:
Retract that
:
Oo nga joke lang
Ang pangit pala pakinggan
As I was saying, tayo na
Tara na nga, bihis ka na ba?
I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
Can you please stop joking in a very important and serious moments?
hahahahahahahah
Sige na tayo na, tatanggi pa ba ako eh ikaw na nagtanong
Change my mind
You ask me
Gusto mo ba ako maging boyfriend?
Robertson I'm serious
Bukas na
WHAT
First boyfriend mo ko. Ayoko sa chat.
Bukas kita tatanungin, pag-isipan mo ng mabuti
But I was already waiting
Itulog mo na muna yan
Paggising mo bukas nandyan na ako
What If I wake up at 3 am
Ibig sabihin niyan nag alarm ka
Wag ka magaalarm
Tomorrow
Promise?
Promise.
Okay
Goodnight na
Goodnight!
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