《Joker And The Queen (Epistolary) ✔️》21
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03-01 12:02 AM
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Okay ka na?
I wore an eye mask so it won't swell tomorrow
Hindi mo naman tinuro sakin kanina kung sino sa mga yon
Friend groups isn't for me
:
Tatlo na nga lang kayo
Kahit dalawa lang kami, if there's jealousy happening among us, it won't work
Teka wala na talaga?
Di mo na sila kaibigan?
Acquaintance ig
Ang bilis mo naman magdecide
Why not?
I trust my instinct more than anything
Bakit mo pa kinaibigan
I thought I need friends
Totoo yung kotse at condo?
Lakas mo naman
I'm gonna sell it tho
Interested? You can but it
Ayoko nga, ang gastos
I'll give you a discount
Ayoko non
Nevermind
How about the car?
You wanna buy it?
May kotse na ako
Iisa lang
Hindi ko kailangan ng madami
Right nevermind
Sayo nalang yung kotse
Nah, I want bags
Ibibili mo lahat ng bag?
No
I'll keep it sa bank. Investments.
Interior designer ka diba?
Soon
You're also interested in business?
No. I just want money
Whatever it is that I'm doing
Hahahahahha mood
May drugs ako dito, benta natin ano? 60 40 tayo
WHAT THE HECK
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
60 sayo ayaw mo? Hahahahahhs
What's that? Your sideline?
Siguro. Sali ka?
Gross
Joke lang shempre, adik ka ba
Thanks for tonight
Salamat sa speech
See you around
Sigee, salamat uli
A favor
Sige. Ano yon?
I'm your friend
Oo nga. Bakit?
Ano yung favor?
Treat me as a friend
Not as Mika's cousin or whatever
Ah
Hahahaha
Sige
You don't sound so sure
You're lowering your guard
No walls for you, ig
Mga sinasabi mo dyan
It's a favor
Wala akong kaibigan. Pinsan madami.
Can't I be the first?
Ewan ko
Are you scared?
You can't even answer properly
Takot sayo? hindi
Then why can't you accept me
as your friend?
I'm just Mika's cousin, hindi naman ako kapatid.
Kahit na
Is that a no?
Julian, patay ka kay Max
It's just a friendship
Di mo sure
SERIOUSLY
Weh
Are you scared you'll fall for me?
O TIGNAN MO!
I'M JUST ASKING
ANG OA MO
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
sakit mo sa ulo
Ayoko ayoko
Hina mo
Pinsan ka ni Mika, umayos ka.
Right
That's just better, isn't?
Magbabago ka siguro kapag magkaibigan tayo
You got the point
Fine
Thank you
No prob
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