11:00 PM

Gusto ko na ng bahay

Yung sarili ko

I can design you something

Ay hindi gusto ko condo eh

Boring

Sige ipagdesign mo ko

Book an appointment

Loh arte mo ah

Edi sana hindi nalang kita binestfriend kung hindi mo ko gagawing vip

You're taking advantage of me

Oo eh, medyo lugi pa nga

You're treating me like you P.A. tapos

lugi ka pa?

Hehe bigyan mo nalang akong design

BIGYAN?

Excuse me?

Ay may bayad ba?

Of course

TOTOO BA? HINDI NAKAKATUWA MGA PINAGSASABI MO HA

Mahal service ko

Eh mahal naman kita ah, bawal

ba yon na payment?

I'll think about it pa

Ang mahal magpatayo ng bahay

Edi wag ka nalang magpatayo

ng bahay

Akitin nalang kita para ilibre mo ko

Hindi gagana

Wag mo ko hamunin

Ano gusto mo na agad ng anak?

HOY

Sumbong kita kay mama

Bruh you're 24

Mas matanda ka

Child abuse

Stop now, bad joke bad joke

Ay okay sorry

Pero hindi mo nga ako ililibre?

Book an appointment tapos ililibre kita

Okaaaayy

Pa-book po ng appointmentttt, bukas ng mga 7 pm para tapos na ako maggawa ng lesson plaaaaann

Para kang bumibili sa tindahan

Talk to my secretary

Loh arte ng secretary mo ayoko nga

He's just serious

Hoy baka kaagaw ko pa yan sayo

Shut up

HAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAAH

Di nga? Baka type mo yan

He's married

PERO TYPE MO

Hindi

Hmp

Sa gabi nalang tayo mag-meeting

ha, kapag libre na ako

Fine fine

Give me a room in your house

Oo naman tapos may nursery na din

Do you want a girl or boy?

Gay sana

ASHANTI SERIOUSLY

Gay nga

Kahit anong gender basta gay

siya kapag lumaki tapos sasabihin ko like father like son

Whatever

Uy be proud

Memorize ko na script ko kapag nagbubunganga ako sa umaga

Nagiimagine na ako

Oh god please don't

Wahahahshs

Give me a name. I wanna know what do you want to name them

Deinty siguro kapag girl

Pag boy baka nate nalang

HAJAHAHAHAHACHAROT

You're sooo hyper today

Ayaw mo ba kapangalan ng ex

mo yung anak natin?

"anak natin"

Sounds so fucking good

Oo nga eh

You'll name the baby kapag lalaki

Really? That'll mean a lot

Deserve mo eh

Thank you

Ako lang siguro yung magiging magulang na hindi nagdududa kung mapapalaki ko ng ayos yung anak ko

Ready na ako talaga parker

Are we serious now?

Yes

Look, I'm fine whenever is that so just decide and tell me

Okay, I'll decide soon

I'll visit you tomorrow para makausap

ka ng maayos sa bahay mo

Next year ng december

Yung bahay?

Yung baby

You want it next year ng december?

No, let's give it a try palang

Jesus you're scheduling the sex part

OH BAKIT

Funny. You're funny and embarrassing

Ay open minded lang pwede dito

HSHAHAHAHAHH

Serious talaga ako ano ba

Fine okay

AREN'T YOUU EXCITED

To have a kid from you? Damn excited

Let's be together in the

remaining months

Literal na together ha, hindi jowa na together

I promise to give everything in your favor in those remaining months because I know it's hard to have a baby in your tummy for 9 months and then yung delivery pa

I'll be with you all throughout those months.

You'll be with me forever nga eh

Ililibre mo na ba ako ng design nyan

All yours