《Déjà vu (Epistolary) ✔️》35
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09-05 03:00 PM
Should I go on dates?
Go on
Magseselos ka ba
Try it
Try mo mag tinder din
Nah
You should stop tinder tho
Ayoko nga
Ayoko tumanda mag-isa
You're young
Sabagay ikaw lang naman
matanda satin
You won't be alone
Tumatanda na ako!!!
Ikaw lang ba
Sabi ko pa naman gusto ko na ng
anak pagka 30 ko
Go use tinder now
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Gago tatanda ka ding binata kasi
nga puro ka trabaho.
Tara kaya mag-bar tapos hanap tayo
Tulungan mo naman ako
I'm really busy
Gabi naman eh
Tara nalang mag-travel, mas masaya
ata kapag foreigner
Just chill
Gusto ko kasi ng baby tapos hindi ko naman ma-imagine sarili ko na married
Find a donor
Ayoko nga
Iiyak nalang ako sa sulok
Fine
Update me kapag umiiyak ka na, papadalahan kita ng ice cream
Bakit hindi tissue?
Don't you have tissue?
🙄
You can wipe your tears alone, cmon
Sige magiinarte lang ako
ngayong araw
Fine
Magtrabaho ka na
You're sad? Seryoso ba yan?
Fake lang
Fake tears, fake rant
Illusion lang yon
Maybe you just want an ice cream
I'm now sobbing and swimming
in my tears
Okay I'll send you an ice cream
Kailangan ko ng karamay
You're still alive
Tanga karamay, hindi lamay
Oh I thought you feel dead
Amp Hahahahahah
Don't laught at me
I'm gonna ditch my meeting for you, so if you're joking you should pack up and leave your house now
Hehe punta ka nga dito
Okay, I'm just gonna get an ice cream
Hold on a minute
Grab some napkin too
Jesus
Thanks luv
God, you're welcome
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