08-23 03:30 PM

Parker

Parker

Your mom

Why?

Pumunta dito sa boutique

Did she say something?

She picked out clothes

Tapos tinanong kung ako daw si Ashanti

You talked?

We did and she's so kind and nice

Saan ka kaya nagmana?

She didn't say something bad?

Wala, mabait nga eh

Tapos benta mga jokes ko

Seriously? You made her laugh?

Wala ka bang tiwala sa sense

of humor ko?

Just a little

Oo nga napatawa ko nga

Bilib ka na sakin?

Hindi mo pa ba napapatawa si tita? Wala ka kasing sense of humor

Rude

Kung meron man, napakakonti lang

Out of the world pa

Alien?

Blackhole

Interesting

And how big is your sense if humor?

Solar system comparison?

Pluto ka lang, sun ako

Quite unfair isn't?

Nag-agree nga si tita eh

Tf

Yes😈😈

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What's that devil thing

It's an ✨emoji✨, bro

BRO?

Bruh😈

RUDE

Mate

HAHAHAHAHAHS

Gettin aussie now

Why does it sound so british😂

And they call people "luv"

HAHAJAJAHHAHD

Agree

I prefer mate

Australian ka ba

Lowkey kangaroo lang

Tf hahahaha

HADJHAHAHHAS

Okay, that's what I'm saying

when I said "sun"

Innit, mate?

:

Ashanti what the fuck😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSH

SHSHSHSHHAHAHAGA

uy natawa talaga sya

happiness mo na ako nyan?

:

Quite

Kuripot mo naman

:

Quite

Inggit ka lang napatawa ko si tita eh

:

Inggit ka lang sa british accent ko eh

:

What's my accent? Bilis curious ako

There's none

It's like the planet comparison but you're the pluto this time

Uy meron kaya

American?

:

Barely

Gumaganti ka lang eh

I'm SERIOUS.

Mood breaker

Fine you have canadian accent

Gago di ako naniniwala

hahahahshshsh

Anything but british

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Bastos

French accent attractive din no?

Yun nalang sabihin mo

NO

Anything but what you want

Have you gone mad?

You need to stop that british thing

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

GAGALIT KA

You have filipino accent

I'm not ashamed of it pero

wag naman ganyan

oh well that's the truth😂

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