07-16 10:20 AM

What should I give to a professor

to keep him away?

Work?

Because if an apple can keep

the doctor away

So

What if I give a professor a grapes?

I thought you're being serious for once

No I'm serious

The professor will eat it surely but it won't keep him/her away

What if I give other fruit?

Are you being serious?

Yes

I don't know about other fruit

What about architects?

What can keep them away from me?

You should just probably tell them

Architects are busy as hell so one word

will do

HINDI YAN TUNGKOL SAYO

Curious lang ako

Sure thing

Tatanong ko din sana pati

engineer kaya lang wag na

Tell the engineer you like phone calls and they'll dump you

From own experience ba yan

From my uncle's experiences

Ayaw ng mga engr sa phone calls?

It's unnecessary

Ayaw mo din? Engr ka ba

I'm just saying, it's unnecessary. Unless it's urgent, no need for call

Nge

Phone calls on my phone are

silenced lol

Clients knows that as a rule. No phone calls.

Strict mo naman

It's the only rule I have

Proud ka pa

Ofc

Ako ngang prof walang rules eh

Maybe because you're the easy going prof

Kinda

Ay may isa pala akong rule

Tanong mo kung ano

Ano?

Bawal ako ligawan

HAHSHSHSHSHSHSHAHAH

Mga estudyante ko halos kasing tanda ko lang eh. Major rule, bawal manligaw

Your license is at stake lol

IKR

Kakagulat magmessage yung iba, sarap ibagsak agad yung grade

Charot

Nakakatakot ka maging prof

How can you say that so easily

Hindi ko naman gagawin talaga

Nakakatakot ka maging arch, bawal tawagan

Architect naman kailangan mo, hindi katawagan

Eh client ako kunware

Tapos gusto ko tawag, ano gagawin mo

Clingy mo naman na client

HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHS

Sabagay

If I'm your student and I asked to court you, what'll you do

Ayoko nga

That's my point

Okay, pwede na

🤝🤝

What's that

Emoji

ANO YAN

Emoji

Emoji lang walang personalan

Lol really

Oo, okay lang 😌🙇‍♀️

I have a client now

AND

What and? That's it

Okay! Pasabi sa client mo have a nice day sana hindi ka niya ma-miss call unintentionally kasi baka mawalan siya ng architect!

Yey!

Bye.

That's a sarcasm right?

Nope

Okay

I'll tell her..

TANGA WAG

Okay

Naging inosente ka bigla 😭

Idk what you mean

I'm innocent

HOY HAHAHAHAHS

Ashanti, you should make your words clear, I can't keep up literally

Wait seryoso ka?

Of course

Lord😭😭

Sige na, tanggap ko na😭

What do you mean?

May client ka na, saka na

Okay

Goodluck to your class

Thanks hshe