《Izuku, You lucky Bastard》Beach Day
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Izuku went to the rooftop of their dorm as he sighed and he smelled the fresh air when he saw Katsuki sitting on the edge, he looked at Katsuki debating whether he should talk to him like a normal person or scare the crap out of him, he went with the latter. He slowly approach Katsuki who was unaware as he screamed near the boy's ear, making Katsuki scream as well, Izuku laugh as he sat besides Katsuki who was now glaring at him.
Bakugo: YOU DIPSHIT!!!!
Izuku*Turning red from laughing*: I-I w-would say I-I'm s-sorry b-but we both know i-it would be a lie HAHAHAHAHHA oh god that was hilarious.
Katsuki: What the fuck are you doing here you little shit?!!
Izuku: Originally, I only came here to observe the stars but since you're here, I want to talk to you.
Izuku said as he stopped laughing and started looking at the sky with a serious face making Bakugo look at him curiously.
Izuku: You know you could court Uraraka right?
Bakugo: What do you m-
Izuku: I saw the way you glare at me and her, when were always together during our first and second year, it was the same way you looked at me when I was talking to some girls during middle school.
Izuku said as he pulled out his vape from his pocket and started using it making Katsuki who was looking down, looked at him surprised. Izuku smiles as he saw Katsuki's surprised expression.
Izuku: What? Its just vape, even my mom allows me to use it when I'm stressed. Anyway back to the topic, I may be your rival when it comes to being the number one hero, Katsuki, but I won't intervene nor be your rival when it comes to love, I see Ochaco as a sister, sure maybe I had a crush on her when we were in first and second year but... I moved on, I can assure you if you ever court her, I won't be in the way nor will I stop you.... I.... still consider you as a friend Katsuki.
Izuku said as he hide the vape back to his pocket and looked at Katsuki who was looking down, he shot him a surprised look when tears started pouring out of Katsuki's eyes.
Izuku: H-Hey, I was just saying I won't be in your way no need to be dramat-
Katsuki: YOU FUCKING DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Izuku*surprised*: What?
Katsuki: I WAS NEVER GLARING AT YOU, I WAS GLARING AT THE GIRLS WHO WERE WITH YOU, YOU USELESS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! I DON'T LIKE OCHACO, I ALWAYS LIKED YOU, YOU STUPID DEKU, THAT'S WHY I NEVER WANT YOU TO BE A HERO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FUCKING DIE IN THE FIELD, HOW CAN YOU BE SO DENSE YET SO STUPID AT THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING TIME?!!!
Katsuki said as he continued screaming curses at Deku who had his jaw dropped at the confession, the rest of 3-A who heard the confession also had their jaws dropped, when they heard screaming and cursing they all ran towards the rooftop, damn they were not expecting this.
Izuku: Katsuk-
Katsuki: WHO THE FUCK IS KATSUKI?!! MY NAME IS KACCHAN, YOU STUPID IZUKU, AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON YOU!!! I'D TURN MYSELF INTO A GIRL IF IT MEANS I COULD HAVE A SHOT WITH YOU!!! NOW DON'T DIEEE!!!! AND BY THE WAY I KNIW YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Katsuki said red from both anger and embarassment, he didn't wait for Izuku's reply as he started walking towards the door where the class were.
Kaminari: Kaccha-
Katsuki: MY NAME IS BAKUGO FOR YOU, STUPID EXTRAS, NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY OR DIEEE!!!!
Katsuki said as the whole class made a path for him while Izuku still had his jaws dropped while Kaminari had a breakdown thinking why are the class rude to him.
Izuku: Y-You g-guys h-heard that right?
The whole class nod in agreement as Izuku started walking towards them.
Izuku: I- I'm going to bed, I think I need sleep. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Izuku said as he kissed Momo's cheeks and went towards his room.
Shoto: I think its best that we let those two guys figure this out by themselves, and forgot this ever happened.
Mineta: HOW COULD WE FORGET THIS?!! MIDORIYA IS ALREADY STEALING ALL THE GIRLS NOW SOME GUYS ARE BECOMING GAY FOR HIM?!!
Shinso: Mineta....
Mineta: WHAT?!!
Shinso: Tape yourself in the wall and sleep.
Shinso said with his quirk activated as Mineta followed what he said while the rest of the class agreed to forget about what happened and let the two grown ass men figure it out.
______________Timeskip______________
With Draco
Draco along with Fleur, Daphne, Ginny, and the Golden Trio just arrived at Japan's airport.
Ron: How on earth are we going to find who's waiting for us?
Hermione: We could always ask.
Harry: Yeah we could but neither one of us speaks Japanese.
Draco: Quit your whinning Weasley, here take this.
Draco said handing them some pills.
Ginny: And what are these for?
Draco: These are called language pills, Izuku gave this to me before he left, he said to take one when I travel to different country with different languages, he said that this pill would make me understand their language and speak it.
Fleur: Where'd he got this from?
Draco: He said that he along with an inventor, invented this pill for heroes when they travel to different parts of the world.
Daphne: I see. How would we know if this actually works?
Draco:It does, Izuku said that they asked a classmate of them who was an exchange student from U.S to take this as expected she were able to speak and understand Japanese.
Ron: Why not just learn their language?
Draco: Why not just shut up and swallow the damn pill??!
Draco said getting irritated as they swallowed the pills and head towards the exit of the airport where they spot two men who were wearing suits with a limo, holding a whiteboard with the name "Draco, Izuku's cousin" in it.
They approach the two who asked which one is Draco, confirming that its them, they opened the door of the limo for them as they went inside while the two men put their luggages in the trunk.
Man 1: Would you like us to drop you off at the place you're gonna stay or do you prefer to be drop off where Deku is?
Trio/Ginny/Fleur/Daphne: Deku?
Draco: Its Izuku's hero name. Would you please drop us off where Deku is?
Man 2: Sure, Hope you guys brought swim wears.
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The group looked at each other with raise eyebrows while the two men kept quiet in the entire ride.
________Meanwhile with Izuku______
Both classes along with Midnight and other Pro Heroes and Heroins went to the beach where Izuku cleaned, as they set up their Karaoke, tables, chairs, volleyball nets, and barbecues, all sponsored by All Might while Shoto bought four Jet Skis with Endeavor's credit card as they planned to race, later.
The boys decided to play volleyball while the girls tan and the others continued to set up the place.
Kirishima: Alright manly people, Skins vs Shirts!!! Izuku will be the captain of the skins while Monoma will be the captain of the shirts!!
Izuku: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE CAPTAIN?!
Monoma: I'LL MAKE SURE YOU EAT SANDS, 3-A SCUMS, EXCEPT YOU IZUKU, YOU'RE ONE OF US, YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Monoma announced which surprised everyone.
Kirishima: Let's play 7v7.
Monoma: Right, 6 from two classes and lets pick one from the Big Three boys.
Izuku: Alright, then.
Izuku's Team:
Kirishima
Sato
Shoto
Shinso
Mirio
Bakugo
Monoma's Team:
Awase
Bondo
TetsuTetsu
Tamaki
Kaibara
Tsuburaba
Nejire: Go Izuku!!
Yu/Mina/Setsuna/Midnight: Mama likes what mama sees~~~
The four of them looked at each other surprised they said the same sentence then grinned at each other as they focus their attention towards Izuku who were taking off his shirt, they couldn't helped but look at Izuku's eight pack abs as they drool while taking pictures along with the other girls while Ibara scold them but also took some pictures but unaware her flash were on, as the girls grinned at her making the girl blush as Mina put her right hand on Ibara's shoulder and pat it.
Mina: Tsk,tsk,tsk. Ibara, you don't have to be sneaky you know, just take some pictures then if this made you guilty just confess later.
Mina said as she,herself, kept on taking picturws of Izuku who was turning red in embarrassment.
Monoma: What's the punishment for the losers?
Kaminari: Losers need to wear a tight swim trunks?
Kaminari grinned thinking this would embarrass the boys when Mineta hit his head with the baseball bat.
Mineta: YOU IDIOT!!! THE GIRLS COULD BRIBE THE GUYS TO LOSE SO THEY COULD SEE IZUKU IN A TIGHT SWIMMING TRUNKS!!! IMAGINE HOW MANY MORE GIRLS WOULD FALL FOR THAT BASTARD!!! IF THEY SEE WHAT'S HIDING UNDERNEATH THOSE BASKETBALL SHORTS!!
The girls definitely weren't thinking of this, they were actually pretty confident Izuku's team would won but imagining and hearing Mineta's suggestion made them drool as Momo stood up like a prime and proper lady and went towards Izuku's team.
Momo: One Billion yen for each one of you if you guys choose to lose this game.
Momo said seriously while everyone's jaw dropped.
Izuku/Boys: EEHH?!!
Izuku: M-Momo?!!
Shoto: Yaoyorozu, I have my father's credit card, you can't convince me to sell out my brother.
Shoto said determined.
Momo: How about one hundred bowls of cold sobas?
Shoto: As I said I-
Momo: One thousand bowls of cold sobas?
Shoto: Yaoyozoru, there is nothing you could do to conv-
Momo: Ten thousand bowls of cold sobas?
Shoto: As I-
Momo: That's my last offer, Todoroki.
Shoto stopped as he thought.
Shoto: Can't you make it a hundred thousand?
Momo: No.
Shoto: Fine, you have my word that I'll lose this match.
Shoto said shaking hands with Momo.
Izuku: HOW COULD YOU SELL ME OUT?!! "MY BROTHER" MY ASS.
Izuku said as he felt betrayed the guys agreed to sell him out.
Pony: The rest of you guys don't need to wear the trunks, we just want to see Izuku, And Izuku you have to sing two sexy song!!
Pony squealed as she imagined her in bed with Izuku crawling underneath her sheets, she turned red and smoke that turned into a heart was released from her nose and ears while the girls squealed in agreement.
Izuku: I should've stayed at the dorm and slept.
All Might: Girls, This is inappropria-
He saw Midnight holding her whips, Yu and Ryuko glaring at him, Nejire ready to blast him, Mandalay and Pixiebob ready to claw him and Rumi who was getting ready to kick him.
(Kota ain't here cause he have a play date with Eri)
All Might: You know what? Today is our day off and seeing all of us are adults here, I guess this is appropriate.
Izuku: ALL MIGHT?!!
Izuku screamed at him while All Might hid behind Oboro and Hawks.
All Might: I'm sorry kid!!
-------------Half An Hour Later-------------
As expected, Izuku and his team lost, the girls cheered as they gave Izuku a black tight swimming trunks. Izuku sighed as he changed. He blushed as he left the bathroom and went towards the group. All jaws dropped while the girls had nosebleeds, Midnight and Pixiebob had drools and Katsuki blushed.
Mineta: MIDORIYA! WHY IS THE MIDDLE OF YOUR TRUNK HAVE A HUGE TENT?! DID YOU PUT A TOWEL OR WATER BOTTLE IN THERE TO MAKE IT BIG?!!
Izuku: WHAT?!! NO! Why would I do that?!!
Kaminari: Are you saying you have a huge penis?!!
Mineta: Even bigger than All Might!!
Everyone: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Mineta: I'm an expert pervert, I could tell by his costume.
Izuku: WTF?!! Dude that is....
Momo: Disgusting
Shoto: Low
Iida: Disgraceful
Mineta was about to reply when they heard female voices calling Izuku. Izuku turned when he was immediately greeted with a hug from Fleur and Daphne.
Fleur/Daphne: Izukuuu
Daphne: Why didn't you pick us up at the airport?
Izuku: I didn't know you were coming.
Draco: I wanted to surprise you, mate.
Draco said as he smiled behind him were the Trio and Ginny. Ginny and Hermione blushed as they saw what was Izuku's wearing.
Daphne: So this is why the man who picked us up told us that he hoped we brought swim wears.
Daphne said as they let go of the hug and had a clear view of what was Izuku's wearing, the two girls looked at each other and away.
Fleur: W-What are you wearing?
Daphne*nosebleeding*: Why does it look so tight?
Before Izuku could answer, they hear someone clearing their throat, they turned and looked at the girls who had a dark aura behind them.
Momo/Nejire: Mind introducing us to your blonde friend, Izuku?
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