《The Unlucky Bastard is a Child???》The Unlucky Bastard is a Child?(10) Unless
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"Young Master your lemonade!"
"....."
Cale took a sip from the cup that Ron brought over.
He then started to frown.
He would surely have preferred some hot milk, but the benign and gentle smile of Ron, was impossible to avoid.
"Thanks...I love it Ron!"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
They both looked at each other intently, none of them could easily say something.
Cale couldn't speak, because he didn't think he would say it in that way and Ron flinched in shock after hearing Cale statements. It was rare for the insidious man to show his real expression openly, but he was not the only one.
Even the kittens gasped and began to shook their heads, while Raon opened his wings and flew past to Cale.
"Human have you got a fever?"
'What did I do to deserve this?'
Cale couldn’t help but to swear against the gods. Then he decided to change the subject of the conversation, he gathered Raon in his arm, as he stroked his little cheeks, and turned to Ron.
"Ron, I need to call His Highness..."
"Excuses me?!"
"Do you remember that party you told me about...I don't think I will have time for that"
Ron felt odd, but decided that change the subject was for the best. So he bowed slightly to Cale and brought him the video communication.
"Let's call His Highness!"
"Young Master don't you remember anything right?"
'Eh?'
Cale frowned.
He couldn't understand why that scary old man was asking him that ambiguous question. He was sure he had told him already, but Ron's kind eyes caused him chills.
"I don't remember..."
"Oh..."SIGH
'Eh why he sighed? What the hell is happened these days?'
Cale began to doubt Ron's suddenly kind smile, and decided it was the time to call his Hyung. He wanted to talk with a normal person...
‘I have fell asleep before read it all, it can't be my fault right?'
While he was thinking, a familiar face appeared on the video communication.
It was Alberu Crossman, who twitched his eyesbrows at Cale's gaze.
"So it was true... you are back..."
“It’s so nice to see you again, your shining Highness...why are there apple pies on your ceiling?”
Alberu couldn’t help but fell exhausted. He hadn’t had time to clean it up, and he still had a lot of work to do. Besides Cale was surprised to see that Alberu’s room was a mess, he knew his Hyung as the most meticulous man in the kingdom.
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‘it can’t be his fault...’
So he turned to Raon.
"Raon is this your fault?”
“.....”
“Look I am not angry I just wanted to know...”
Cale knew that only Raon owned so many apple pies, but the little dragon was still a child. So as his mentor, he would let him know he was wrong...
It was his responsibility.
“it is your fault Human!”
“Eh?”
“We have done your ‘homework’ nya “
“Eh?”
‘Homework what?!’
Cale didn’t know what to say anymore.
He turned to the video communication, where he could see Alberu shaking his head. The redhead didn’t remember what he had done, but he didn’t have time to waste either.
His money were in danger .
“Hyung our sun...”
“I am going to hang up”
“No no wait!”
Alberu stopped at Cale disperate shout and sighed hardly. He reached a letter from his desk and showed it to Cale with a smile on his face.
It was a black letter.
“I got this letter this morning...”
“Eh?”
Alberu ignored Cale and continued to read the letter.
“It seems that the person who turned you into a baby will come to the party tonight. Will you be there too my Dongsaeng ?”
‘Dammit’
The corners of Cale’s lips turned up.
He didn’t know why that person was causing him so much trouble, but he was someone who no matter how long it took, he would always get his revenge. Besides, if they managed to capture him, they could have a chance to destroy that black book too.
"I will be there...”
Alberu nodded with a satisfied face at his Dongsaeng, but before hang up, he said something that made Cale shiver.
"Have you been robbed Cale?"
“Eh how you know?”
“It is on the letter...”
Cale started to frown.
"Oh Clopeh will be at the party too! Good luck!”
‘Wait what?!’
Cale wanted to know more, but Alberu had hang up already, so he turned to Ron and asked him to call Choi han and Eruhaben.
“Let the show begin!”
Cale had crazy-looking eyes. Ron was convinced that something big was about to happen, and his heart pounded from exhilaration.
“Let’s hunt the fox...”
“Human I will destroy that peace of sh-“
“shit nya”
“he is a big shit nya”
“ah...”
Cale realised how scary Ron and the children’s eyes were, so he calmed down. He had to teach them some good words...
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“What are you teaching to the children Cale?!”
“Cale nim...”
‘Wait this is a misunderstanding...’
Cale could see a confused Choi han and Eruhaben that were standing in front at the door. Feeling their gaze on him, Cale looked down, but the golden dragon suddenly grabbed his hand tightly.
“We heard all Cale, let’s capture this man and I will punish him personally...no one can touch my children and think they can get away with it!”
“Cale nim can I kill him?”
“ah”
Cale thought it was sweet of them...if it weren’t for their vicious gaze.
***
Cale walked into the room and all the eyes were on him. Many nobles tried to get close, but the vicious aura of Choi han and Eruhaben made everyone had chills. Although Cale didn’t mind, because he didn’t like being noticed by others.
“that’s nice...”
He began to look around for the man of the black book.
The plan was not to give him a way out, so Ron and the kittens were outside the big room, while Choi han and Eruhaben would be Cale's bodyguards.
Choi was dressed normally, instead the golden dragon was pretending to be a normal guard and the little Roan was invisible.
It was all perfect...
“Human human where is he?”
‘is he hiding?’
“My dear Dongsaeng...!”
“Eh?”
Cale frowned.
He could saw Alberu, that approached him with his open arms and hugged him as if it was normal, the knights and the other people took a step back before suppressing their emotion in a foreign smile. Watching them hug, made them feel amused. But Cale started to shrug his shoulders for Alberu’s whispering.
“I met your man before...he was in my room”
“What? Where is he now?”
“He want to destroy the castle...”
“Eh?”
Cale couldn’t believe what his Hyung was saying and started to frown even more. But the redhead could see the anger in his eyes and decided to calm down. Alberu was saying it only to him, for not to create panic among the nobles, who will probably rushing out if they ever find out.
Besides, if the Crown Prince hadn't warned anyone, it meant he had a plan or there was a solution...
So Cale remained silent and Alberu did a step back from him.
“Unless you...”
“Unless me...?”
"You have to act as a totally Trash"
"Wait what?!"
"This was the condition of the man... He said that if he will have enough fun he will give up..."
"Are you seriously gonna to believe that, Your Highness?"
"Ah"
Cale could see the tiredness in Alberu's eyes, so he decided to put on a show. He did not like doing what the enemy wants, but he could not risk innocent lives for his whim, besides he thought it would be easy...
So he started walking past Alberu, and asked Choi han and Eruhaben to not interfere, then he went over a table full of wine and started drinking.
Huuuu
Cale let out deep sigh and slammed a bottle of wine on the table.
Everyone's gaze was concentrated on him.
'It's hot'
Then Cale unbuttoned his shirt and pulled his hair back. He wasn't caring about being respectable anymore, he was really playing the trash's role.
"Human are you okay? Let me know if you need apple pies!"
Cale ignored Raon's shout, and started walking briskly towards Alberu.
"Hyung..."
"Eh?"
Alberu frowned
He tried to supported Cale and prevent him from falling. His gaze was focused on the redhead, whose head was looking down. Although he had asked him to act as trash, he was starting to regret it. So the Crown Prince tried to call him, but something was wrong.
Alberu's expression stiffed up.
"Cale?"
Cale was crying.
His nose was red as his hair, and his sniffes turned into a sob that made everyone worried. So as Alberu, that felt a blow in his heart while he was watching his little brother into that situation.
But Cale slowly raised his head and quietly spoke, so that only Alberu could hear.
"let’s start the show..."
"Ah?"
The Crown Prince let out a laugh.
He had no choice but to trust Cale Henituse now.
"Let me be slacker Hyung!"
"Eh?"
"You had promised!"
"Eh?"
"But you lie..."
"I didn't-..."
"Oh?"
Erubhim winced and laughed under the mask, while Alberu tried to stay calm. He knew it was all an act, but it still annoyed him.
"Cale listen to me..."
"No you listen to me!"
Ummm
Cale rested his forehead on Alberu's chest and was silent.
Alberu was a loss of words after hearing Cale's words. He subconsciously started to shout.
"I'll let you live your slacker life, I promise!"
eheh
Alberu turned his head.
He could see him in the distance, a man was dressed in black and had a black book in his hand...it could be only him.
They made eye contact.
THAT BASTARD SEEMED TO BE AMUSED
~~~
Hello😸
I love these sworn brothers, I have always found their relationship very funny and iconic, but more important... I am happy that Alberu has found a real family.
Hope u will all enjoy this story💗
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