《A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)》🤪f o u r s o m e🤪
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After Fiona died a painful death, Shrek took one look at her and decided she was smelly and wasn't into girls anymore after taking a whiff of Fiona's death breath.
Donkey walked up to Shrek and sat in his lap. "Shreky Wecky...👉👈🥺?"
"Yes donkehy?" Shrek's nose hairs were having a party in there my guy woof.
"Can you shit on my face pease??" He gave him the cringe anime uwu eyes and finally Shrek threw him across his back, walking to his bedroom.
Lord Farquaad and Gingy appeared from the bushes in Shrek's swamp and followed each other inside, clearly following Donkey as he was walking home. Talk about quirtky😜
They followed Shrek into the bedroom took turns shoving their fingers into Donkey's ass while Shrek took long green unhealthy undehydrated shits on Donkey's face.
"KEEP SHITTING IN THE HOLE DADDY!" Donkey squealed with excitement.
With this, Shrek grew more excited, and grunted louder and louder, with every force a bigger shit came out, so he pushed as hard as he could.
Donkey made some loud squealing sounds and Shrek was bouncing up and down on Donkeys face, smearing shit and piss everywhere.
Farquaad was licking the inside of Donkey's ear while eating the outside of his ears.
Gingy was shoving his .5 incher up Donkey's nose.
Donkey realized that he couldn't breathe.
That they were all suffocating him so much that...that he seemed to be losing air pressure. They were all squirting cum everywhere, shitting and pissing, shoving and squirting.
Donkey ended up being suffocated to death by Shrek's massive body weight. But Shrek didn't really care because at least he still had Gingy and Farquaad and Donkey was an annoying donkey anyways.
The end c:
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Journey Into The Abyss: A Progression Fantasy
Sagil Yuudai's life was a living hell. Whether it was grinding bottom-tier quests and never ranking up or being belittled by those around him, it was far from easy. So, when his Uncle-Figure invited him to escape from that cycle, he was never going to say no. Especially when that escape came with the quest of saving the world from the abyss. There's just one problem. They're not even in the world they're supposed to save anymore. *** I'll try to post daily during the writathon. I've really been enjoying writing recently so hopefully I can make it work. Oh, any hopefully you guys like it! If you like stuff like mushoku tensei you should like this as well! [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Thanks to Asviloka for the cool cover!
8 122The House Husband's Multiverse Fueled Journey From Mediocrity
"What existed before the Big Bang?", "Why are 7/11 taquitos so good?", and "What lies at the boundaries of our universe?" are all questions that have forever haunted the best and greatest minds humanity could offer. Questions which we may never hope to understand. At least, not until the ever expanding Multiverse beyond rips apart the boundaries we once had and absorbs our own little slice of Greater Space. In our return to relative civilization, how will humanity fare against the innumerable denizens of the countless stars beyond our own? Will we even survive our home planet, now refurbished with the mystical energy of the cosmos? John Mermous, house-husband-cum-author-cum-father, has absolutely no idea. But, if sci-fi space magic and annoying fairies can keep his daughter safe and reunite his family, he'll take whatever he can get. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] As such, expect some major edits after we pass the two milestones! I'll let your know if anything important changes, or if we're just cleaning up :) Watch the numbers go up in r e a l t i m e on NaNoWriMo under the same title!
8 73Blood Rising
Among the last of a dying race. A heart full of nothing but pain and vengeance, how will the heroine proceed? How will she become strong enough when the entire world is her enemy?
8 89Never heard of that god? Well, wanna convert?
I died and reincarnated like any other good little protagonist, let's just hope I don't have their troubles. What do you mean I'm your god? No, no, no that sounds too troublesome. Go worship someone else. Hey, what are you guys doing down there? What! Promoting my religion?! No, no, no. No thanks. Don't expect too much of me! and constructive criticism is always good!
8 271RELINQUISH
Sometimes I wonder why the world isn't decorated with something as cool as magic... Why can't we manipulate the laws of the world? Why does the story about God sound too fake to be believed? Why the hope for this world to be saved from the bottom of everyone's heart can never be fulfilled... Then I landed on each conclusion from each of those questions... That humans are the most cunning, meanest and stupidest creatures who are most desperately expected to not have any power including magic itself. That it is not God that we should believe in, because they themselves do not believe in how disgusting human nature really is. That everyone's hope is not for the world to be saved, but for the world to be destroyed in order to save their own selves. That the world from the beginning, was not meant to be saved... (I frequently revise and update the use of sentences in the previous chapters without disturbing the original storyline. so sometimes it takes me a little longer to publish a new chapter.) I have the same novel posted on another website (Webnovel.com , creativenovels.com) with the same name (RELINQUISH)
8 214The Pentagon
⚠️WARNING⚠️ This is a dark bully romance. Five best friends turn to enemies when one of them commits the ultimate betrayal in the criminal underworld, affecting more than them, and the burden of the betrayal descends on the children. Journey on this story of the dark world of four mafia princes who have bonds that go deeper than blood as they navigate power, deceit and love. When the daughter of the shunned betrayer joins them in their senior year, can all be forgiven? Or will old scores be settled? A bit about the story: - This story is a reverse harem. Don't read if you are not into poly relationships.- It's a DARK high-school romance and there is BULLYING.- There is graphic violence and mention of it. It's a mafia book, someone has to get stabbed 🤷🤌🤣- Strong language throughout.- Sexual content.
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