《A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)》🤪🔪 Ayo back to the swamp 🤪🔪
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As Doneky was quietly walking home, kind of pissed at himself for breaking those sexy guys' hearts. He totally wanted to hump them. But he loved Shrek too. The only person he did not love was ugly ass smelly ass shart smelling Fiona.
Donkey decided, after a long time, that he wanted to taste Shrek's, Farquaad's, and Gingy's pre-cum all at once.
He now knew what he must do.
He ran home, as fast as he could, even though he had tumors in all of his legs.
He saw the swamp after a long time of rubbing and he went into the house. He saw Fiona and Shrek watching Scottish porn together for Family Movie Night on his Nintendo DS.
Dammit. He missed Family Movie Night.
"DINKY WAGAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMPS?! 😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️" Shrek roared.
"Bitch sit down, I'm here to peg your ugly frog of a wife." Donkey proceeded to turn on the hot pink Cardi B dildo and shove it up Fiona's ass. Anal juices started spilling out. It was a whole ass waterfall.
Fiona made loud ogre groaning noises and didn't seem to mind that she was being pegged by your friendly neighborhood donkey.
"BITCH IS THAT AS FAR AS YOU CAN GO?!" Fiona shrieked.
"OKAYYY GEEEZ." Donkey then shoved the dildo so far that she could taste it and had a stroke and died.
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