《A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)》🐸🔞🍆 Lord Fuckwad 🍆🔞🐸
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Donkey decided to go to the sex store since he needed a dildo to shove up Fiona's asshole.
He decided to leave before Shrek and Fiona hobble out of the bedroom because he wouldn't be able to stand looking at the man he loves with a disgusting ass crusty ass dusty ass musty ass smelly ass green shit lady who's spanking him all night and letting Shrek shove his dick up her ass.
Anyways.
He walks to the store and in the distance, through the window, he sees a man spanking one of the workers, as the worker vomits repeatedly on the floor because of how hard he was spanking her. To get a closer look, he steps into the store and decides to spank the worker too with his chunky hoof. His chunky hoof leaves a bunch of purple bruises.
To Donkey's surprise, he's spanking with no one other than Lord Farquaad. That hot and sexy hairy guy who could shove a knife up his peepee hole and Donkey would give Farquaad a big kiss kiss.
They look into each other's eyes and Farquaad grips Donkey's ass and Donkey starts to see a bulge in his pants. They do the unexpected. They start making out. With tongue.
They proceed to the back room, arms flailing all over each other, gripping each other's asses, and they fall on a couch, with Donkey on the bottom.
Donkey looks up into his eyes. I can't do this. I love Shrek. I must stay loyal to Shrek. He's my little Shreky Wecky Becky Decky. I have to remember what I was here for.
"Can I stick my peepee down your throat?"
Donkey looks up at Farquaad, after he asked such a tempting question.
"No way stinky you smell like crusty ass chicken beans take a shower smelly." Donkey plugs his nose as he shoves Farquaad off of him and goes to finish what he was here for.
He goes through the dildos and he finally finds
the perfect one. A hot pink one with Cardi B's face on it.
Instead of paying he decides to leave chicken nuggies he found in a baby's mouth as payment instead.
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