*trigger warning: depression and brockeness (donkey told me to make sure that I tell you to not hit him up pls)*

lowercase intended 😩

donkey was so depressed and brocken so he shwallowed a bunch of depression pills and turned on juice wrld at full blast. so fucking loud that the neighbors could hear and they were plotting ways to kill donkey so they could eat him and then take little shits all over his grave while doing the WAP.

all donkey could think about was how hard shrek was humping fiona upstairs. it was so loud, he could hear banging noises reverberating across the entire fucking house. the sounds of their thick ass thighs jiggling. and of course, the squirting noises.

all he wanted was to be to be in fiona's place.

fiona, that filthy bitch whore.

he wanted to feel that sexy ogre's warm, juicy asscheeks on his face. but he knew these feelings were not normal.

for a donkey to feel such things for his caretaker. but he didn't care. he would do anything for his shreky wecky.

he wanted shrek to be his and his only. so he had an idea.

he was gonna peg fiona and make shreky wecky watch. that'll teach him.

but where in holy hecky heck is he going to get a dildo to shove up fiona's ass?

you know, since donkey had testicular cancer a few years ago and can't use it anymore?