《30 Days Challenge - Birdflash》30. DO WHAT YOU WANT
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If you refer to someone as a wally, you think that they are stupid or foolish.
[Whatever Age you think would fit.]
Stretching, Dick grunted before relaxing again and got up from his chair, he did enough for today and was getting hungry. Walking out of his room, he headed into the kitchen and looked around for something to eat. He opened the fridge when there was a whoosh and a speedster sitting on the counter near him. "Hi, D." Wally greeted and smiled at him expectantly.
Right...Wally was supposed to come over today so they can hang out since they hadn't had the chance for a while.
Dick didn't react to Wally's sudden appearance, long since used to it. "Hey." Wally looked at Dick for a moment before jumping down from the counter and looking over Dick's shoulder into the fridge. "Whatcha looking at, Birdy?"
"Something to eat." They both stood there for a few seconds before Dick took out a bowl of grapes, closed the fridge and jumped up on the counter and sat down on the same spot the redhead sat moments before.
Wally didn't let it bug him and simply sat down beside the ebony and stole a few grapes from the younger.
The best friends sat in comfortable silence, sometimes it was nice to just with someone without having to fill the silence.
Surprisingly it was Dick who broke the silence first with this...particular sentence: "If you refer to someone as a wally, you imply that they are stupid or foolish."
"Wha-," Wally's head snapped to Dick and he looked incredulous at the acrobat. "Where did you get that from?" Dick shrugged and plopped another grape into his mouth.
"Read it somewhere." He swallowed and picked up another grape and checked it out. "It's funny." The speedster looked puzzled at Dick, who elaborated. "My name is Dick, which is an insult, and your name is Wally, which also can be an insult." He glanced up at Wally and smirked. "We're a match made in heaven, huh?"
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Wally froze, thinking about what Dick had said, and burst out into laughter. "Yup, match made in heaven." Wally threw an arm over Dick's shoulder and pulled him closer. "Nobody can stand against us. Us, ." That made Dick crack and burst into giggles.
"You're such a wally!" "And you're a dick!"
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