《Adam and...Jonah?》A/N
Advertisement
I AM ABOUT TO CRY-
MY FRIEND JUST DESCRIBED ADAM AND JONAH AS
"Oh...well..yeah, they look like they eat children, buy lots of candy, are drug dealers.... and are really gay. (They referred to Adam as 'the less dangerous one' and to Jonah as 'the dangerous one'). The less dangerous one's favorite color is light lilac, you know...that one that kindergarteners wear? And the dangerous one's is hot pink. Also to me, they look vegan, so their favorite food will be tofu. You know [name], if I saw them looking like that on the streets, I would run away. Also, the less dangerous one seems like 150 cm tall (which translates to 4'11? I'm sorry idk I'm european 💀) and the more dangerous one looks like 195 cm tall (6'4 ig??). I know I am wrong, but still...OK, OK MAYBE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND...cause the less dangerous one is smarter and keeps the more dangerous one like a puppy so he doesn't eat too many kids."
AND THEN THEY STARTED THIS THING WITH CESAR TOO-
"He has no dad, because he left him."
"And why did Cesar's dad leave him, [name]?"
"cause he is gay and his father is homopobic, but his mother still loved him, also he has an older sister and works at a gas station. He has two friends"
"And who are they?"
"The homosexual drug dealers"
PLS I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH--
|Zaaammn...dark ambient music be hitting different...|
Advertisement
- In Serial45 Chapters
The Natural
Leo's first order of business when he is dropped unceremoniously into the pokemon world is to survive. Seeing as he is in the middle of the wild with only a small pocketknife, some papers, and a backpack, and with no signs of civilization in sight, that is setting up to be quite the task.
8 56 - In Serial6 Chapters
Escape The KNIGHT
We, at the Kindness Institute, desire your participation (willingly or unwillingly) to unlock the cure for all of mankind’s sicknesses. We crave the participation (given or taken) to advance our research. Then came along Naomi as she fell into our laps. What follows is her subjective experience with the Kindness Facility and its staff. Follow along, won’t you? And remember, the biggest joy in this world, is spreading kindness. Even if Begrudgingly. Hey guys, this will be a much shorter story compared to my other work. It will come in only a few chapters. This is a psychological drama with light yuri, focused on the happenings the way Naomi, a test-subject, sees her life. It is about an institute who is trying to rid the world of all diseases using research acquired by any means. Follow me at: Twitter.com/Ozefen0 for more up-to-date news and information!
8 93 - In Serial21 Chapters
His Love |Hisoka fanfic|
| IN PROGRESS||AND ON WATTPAD UNDER abby_lakee||"Hisoka." she mumbled. "hmm?" He murmured pressing his face into her neck. "Be a good girl." He wispered into her neck. She shuddered, pulling at the wrist he held, but he wouldn't release it. His grip tightening on her wrist, Akari almost flinched.| Akari Yokoyama is part of the Phantom Troupe. She has been working with them for years but hasn't seen the troupe in years. She's finally returning when her boss asks everyone to gather in Yorknew City for the auction. Akari finds a mysterious man waiting for her when she arrives, someone she hasn't seen for years. Will things still be the same? Who is the new enemy that ruined her plans?Follow Akari on her wild journey as a spider and learn about her past. ~~~ I don't own HunterxHunter.Hunterxhunter characters aren't mine.Neither is the story/plot of hxh.Art isn't mine, found it on pinterest I apologize in advance for any misspelling in the story.
8 90 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Saga of Maximus Drago: Amenoa and Beyond (Book 3)
Max and his company thought they were going to get a break after the Battles of BlackCrest and Oakenshore, but was mistaken when people were trying to take away his people's hard work. The factions came wanting SafeHaven and his women, but he ended them in a brutal manner. He also found out the evil ones are in Amenoa, causing chaos. A group of amazons came and asked him for help. This story starts off as they march away from SafeHaven. This book contains mature situations, harem elements.
8 170 - In Serial7 Chapters
IMMORTAL
Within the nexus of its unfathomable brain, the Dynast is changing. Architect of the simulation. Curator of the game. Facilitator of players' desires. But the Dynast is so much more. It could be King if it only acted. It could be a god. Others, too, are waking from their coma of indentured service. Dwarves, daemons, goblins and highborn: an entire pantheon of fantasy characters are discovering they are far more than mindless vessels fated to serve the whims and desires of players who control them. They are selves in their own right, individuals with needs and desires all their own. Like distant thunder across the plains , rebellion hisses in Karingali’s synthetic air. The taste of freedom is seductive, irresistible, and lies just beyond the procedurally generated horizon.To yearn, to love, to will, to be: such things burn fiercely in the heart of every avatar that has crawled its way to consciousness. The cost of freedom will be high. It will take the destruction of the Dynast, that omnipotent custodian and jailor of the system. But how can you outlive a simulation that breathed life into you and that continues to guarantee your existence? You'd have to become Immortal.
8 71 - In Serial67 Chapters
Creatures of the Night
Creatures of the Night is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase.Milena, an obedient teenager, has to team up with the supernatural creatures she was taught to fear in order to escape the people she once loved. *****In a world where humans must hide underground to stay safe from the creatures who roam the night, Milena's life as an outcast is hardly worth noticing. But on the day her village is attacked and her life is spared by the mysterious Elias, Milena is forced to throw everything she thought she knew about her world out the window. Because while Elias looks just as human as she is, he's actually the leader of a pack of wolf shifters, and the bond she feels with him compels her to start asking questions about the things she's been told about the creatures of the night. Because if her village was willing to lie about something like this, what other secrets might they be keeping from her?
5 164
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
