I AM ABOUT TO CRY-

MY FRIEND JUST DESCRIBED ADAM AND JONAH AS

"Oh...well..yeah, they look like they eat children, buy lots of candy, are drug dealers.... and are really gay. (They referred to Adam as 'the less dangerous one' and to Jonah as 'the dangerous one'). The less dangerous one's favorite color is light lilac, you know...that one that kindergarteners wear? And the dangerous one's is hot pink. Also to me, they look vegan, so their favorite food will be tofu. You know [name], if I saw them looking like that on the streets, I would run away. Also, the less dangerous one seems like 150 cm tall (which translates to 4'11? I'm sorry idk I'm european 💀) and the more dangerous one looks like 195 cm tall (6'4 ig??). I know I am wrong, but still...OK, OK MAYBE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND...cause the less dangerous one is smarter and keeps the more dangerous one like a puppy so he doesn't eat too many kids."

AND THEN THEY STARTED THIS THING WITH CESAR TOO-

"He has no dad, because he left him."

"And why did Cesar's dad leave him, [name]?"

"cause he is gay and his father is homopobic, but his mother still loved him, also he has an older sister and works at a gas station. He has two friends"

"And who are they?"

"The homosexual drug dealers"

PLS I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH--

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