《Mistake // Jonah Marais》T W O
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hola hoenah, it's been two weeks, where've you been?
busy for two weeks? lol fun
and hes?
yes*
why?
never heard of her
nah but lemme go check her out
wait a minute
are you jonah marais?!
no😂 i've never heard of you before or your band. i saw your comment under her post and made the connection
what?
lmao cool
is she your celebrity crush or some shit?
😂
ah, that's cool
the boys? your band?
omg same
i was a high school drop out!
yes! you must introduce me to this other high school dropout
😂
jonah why are we added random girls again? you remember what happened last time, right?
again?! smh hoenah i thought i was special
anyways, where's this dropout you were telling me about? i connect with him on a spiritual level.
are you a dropout too?!
lol yeah
boys i'm afraid i'm leaving you all to go and live with this dude
zach we don't even know who this person is!
no but fr who is this?
her names brinley, i randomly texted her number one day
her?! omg can we get married?!
sure, dropout x dropout
now that's a book title
i love her
let's keep her
shut up corbyn
names?
corbyn:)
jack
daniel
zach, aka the dropout
don't you have a girlfriend zach? i'm afraid we can't get married now. "dropout x dropout, the sequel; dropout dumps dropout during wedding cus he has a gf"
that was deep
how'd you know i had a girlfriend?
lol that's a funny story
spill girly pop! i wanna bear it👀
yeah this sounds fun, i love juicy tea about zay
okay, so storytime;
basically jonah accidentally texted me trying to text zach (idk how he got his number wrong but oh well, or why zach's number wasn't saved) anyways. he basically said something like "stfu zach no one wants to hear what you and kay are doing at 3 am" so yeah, he thought i was zach fucking kayXD
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kay's hot and very attractive so i wouldn't blame you if you wanted to fuck her
she's not all that🤷🏻♂️
are you jealous?
wait is jack gay for zach?! i'm here for this
same tbh
lol no😂 it's something our fans do; they ship them cus they're like super close and stuff
bro don't tel her abt the fans, she'll use us for clout
pls never use the word clout again
you really think i'm like that daniel? damn daniel, i thought we were friends:(
i mean, i already loss the dropout and now daniel?! whose next!?
you didn't loose me!
hey let's add kay!
no.
too late...
hey boys! whose the other person?
that's brin, she's cool
she?
hey brin, i'm kay:)
wait you're the girl hoenah caught zach fucking?! omg hey
oh brin😂🤦🏻♂️
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