《Natasha Romanoff one-shots》Swearing
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Today the avengers were looking after mine and Nat's daughter Olivia. Hopefully it wasn't to difficult considering she was 7. Nat and I went to go visit a family friend of ours. "Babe, it's time to go" I said. We said our goodbyes and got into the car.
"Do you think liv has been good today?" Nat Thought out loud. " I mean she is a good kid I'm just a little worried on how the rest of the team were, I mean they can be childish at times or way to energetic." Nat put her hand on my thigh and we listened to some music on the radio.
As soon as we walked into the compound, we searched for the rest of the team and found them in the living room. Olivia heard the door open and ran straight into Nat's arms. My heart melted at the sight, I noticed how some of the avengers were looking very nervous fidgeting in their seat. Wanda came over and gave me her behaviour report saying she was very good.
"Mommy, me want cuddles" she did her grabbing hand thingy showing that she wanted to be in my arms. Nat came over and I took her from her. "Hi baby, how was your day." " it was good, uncle Thor gave me one of his pop tarts and auntie Wanda played dolls with me." Nat and I smiled on how she talked about her day. I went to one of the sofas and sat down with Olivia she straddled my lap and hugged me tightly.
"I'm mommy's baby." She says cutely
"Your what?" I ask
"I'm mommy's baby."
"You're my baby"
"Yes...and I'm fucking cute"
Mine and Nat's eyes went wide.
"Okay which one of you idiots taught my daughter that?" Nat asks
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"Well I'll be going now" Clint rushes out of the room
"Umm I have to...clean out my hamsters cage" Bucky says running off with Sam.
"You better get as far away as you can." Nat shouts.
"Well they are in some deep shit" Tony says with a smirk on his face.
"Shit" Olivia says.
I cover olivia's ears, " now you're in some deep shit." With that Tony sprints off. Everyone else chuckles.
"Sorry mama and mommy" everyone awes at her cuteness. Nat replies softly " bubs it's ok you didn't know now come on let's get you ready for bed.
"Night night everyone" she shouts.
Nat made sure that bucky, Clint and Tony never sweared again
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